Tears Gator Tears

[gordonsolie]

 

[Cane Tankerous]

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does anyone want to tell their CWAY that ruiz has about 50 CURRENT UM players getting NIL?

 

[Coach Macho]

This is hilarious dude. @Coach Macho you going to FNL? Doesn’t seem like much of a football event but would love to get a culinary comparison to our bbq event.

I ain't even gonna waste my gas.

 

[Rickd]

I ain't even gonna waste my gas.

Cannot wait for the Canes to play the Gators IN THE SWAMP in August 2024, and again at Hard Rock in 2025. They will see what kind of on field execution the UM football program is capable of. After those games the talk about "Napier buyout is how much?" will begin in earnest.

 

[bobbydigius]

Nappier isn’t in Goldens world as a football coach. That will be seen shortly.

His

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I mean... they probably arent lying that they have as much money as us its just their HC is a goofy.

 

[WaterburyCane]

I ain't even gonna waste my gas.

Copy that. I'll cancel my care package to you including something to write on in case you learned anything from their staph. Also was including a Gator gift as Im sure like you, I was taught never to go to someone else's place empty handed.

 

[Boarcane]

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My favorite line. Potential is a 12 inch **** that can’t get hard. He thinks they have potential
Maybe just admit, we suck, our collective sucks and Billy’s in over his head.

 

[423Hurricane]

Hilarious how the gaytor idiots talk about, and admit, having an illegal collective. All the while, Ruiz is handling his NIL deals legally. Can’t make this **** up.

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

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"It's a marathon not a race"

 

[UMFarArcher]

I ain't even gonna waste my gas.

Don't blame you.

You can get almost as many laughs at some of the Comedy Clubs in Miami - like Speak! Fridays, or the Comedy Inn.

Almost!

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

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so, UF is as an institution paying their players. Miami, which does not have a collective is not paying their players. however, miami's players are making endorsement deals with indepencdent entities completely separate from the school. How do they not see how what they are doing is completely against the rules?

 

[786Cane]

so, UF is as an institution paying their players. Miami, which does not have a collective is not paying their players. however, miami's players are making endorsement deals with indepencdent entities completely separate from the school. How do they not see how what they are doing is completely against the rules?

 

[Cane44]

Its like watching that guy putting on clown makeup meme.
1) no one wants to play in that rented stadium with no energy
2) miami has no money/facilities to keep up
3) miami only getting westcoast mario recruits
4) cant wait til the recruits see miami’s 7win season

As each big recruit goes our way they change their excuses/reasoning!!

What a time to be alive!!!

 

[oso4lyf]

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

I mean, they’ve connected all the dots themselves but can’t see the whole picture. Einhorn, Finkle…Finkle, Einhorn

 

[Hegemon]

Northern Gator is worth reading lol.

 

[Hegemon]

Everyone says we're going to suck on gameday and my brain immediately thinks...

"Charlie Strong is really our LB coach?"

Crazy logic these fans have.

 

[ArchersFury]

The only way we win is if we take our ball and go home!

 

[jsy]

Park4gator is the only real fan they have
The rest are homer/enablers that stand for this garbage
Elite coaches all have elite bump classes
They’re gonna have Kirby up north and Mario down south
They gonna be Mississippi state soon

Norvell is clowning him
It’s crazy norvell won’t ever recruit guys Mario is after
But he’s clowning Napier
He better be a coaching savant

 

[77cane]

I heard it was a class action lawsuit. The same lawyer who represents 172 of Deshaun Watson's victims has just signed retainer agreements with a dozen Gaytor recruits and family members who experienced both esophageal and rectal explosions during the week after consuming the mayonnaise-based macaroni food product.

I am hearing that John Morgan is going to be putting up a couple of billboards along I-75 in an effort to sign some clients for himself.


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It's going to read "If you have Swamp Gas or are suffering from Gaytor Bowel Syndrome you be entitled to a payout" Call 1-800- MAC ****.