Tears Gator Tears

I heard it was a class action lawsuit. The same lawyer who represents 172 of Deshaun Watson's victims has just signed retainer agreements with a dozen Gaytor recruits and family members who experienced both esophageal and rectal explosions during the week after consuming the mayonnaise-based macaroni food product.

I am hearing that John Morgan is going to be putting up a couple of billboards along I-75 in an effort to sign some clients for himself.


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It's going to read "If you have Swamp Gas or are suffering from Gaytor Bowel Syndrome you be entitled to a payout" Call 1-800- MAC ****.
 
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Everyone says we're going to suck on gameday and my brain immediately thinks...

"Charlie Strong is really our LB coach?"

Crazy logic these fans have.
It's the last branch hanging from the edge of the cliff they're currently falling from. They're going to desperately cling to it until it too snaps.
 
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The only way we win is if we take our ball and go home!View attachment 198685View attachment 198686


That's just BS about the SEC and Big Ten! We won - what - ONE National Championship with the Big East?

Our others were won as an INDEPENDENT?

The SEC has won many due to buying players for decades - now they don't have that advantage.

With all the other media outlets - we could pull in $50 million or more as an independent - even more when we start rolling opponents one after another!

From different power conferences!
 
lol and those boys think it's bad now. Wait till the sec thumps that sun belt staff next year. Recruiting will be even harder. Then when we stomp that *** in 24 and 25 that'll be 4 straight years of locker stuffings for Billy.. if he lasts that long. That down hill roll is getting ready to accelerate, and it's gonna take another staff to slow it down. Are there any former gator players in coaching? Do they have a billionaire hiding somewhere? Who knows how many staphs they'll have to go thru to stop their fall. Those boys are ****ed and I don't feel bad for them.
 
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