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WOW this staff hasn’t played a game and there’s already Slurpers pulling out the old Lispy excuse that it’s the fans fault they can’t land any recruits. This is going to be a glorious 4 years
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I thought “16-17 Little Caesar’s restaurants” would tip you guys off. No idea who he is, but like you, if I did I wouldn’t say it on here.
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I thought that was a joke but you seemed so serious. Lol
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I am trying to lose some weight, so I immediately signed up as high school assistant coach...
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My goal is for you to know I’m joking, but to have to think about it a minute. And then only be like 90% sure it’s a joke.
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I'm gonna keep it 
@Dwinstitles said something in his last video that was very true. These guys are Gaytor fans, I understand them wanting to be optimistic, believe in their team, etc. Doesn't mean they should be building myths about Mario and every other rival and rival coach just to make themselves feel better, but whatever.
The thing that is going to be incredibly painful for these Gaytors is SELF-criticism. Any Gaytor (or Cane) can say "Prison Mike Norvell sucks", and it doesn't cost us an ounce of pride or cause us any pain (PLUS IT'S TRUE!).
But it's going to take a good long while for Gaytor fans to wake up to the fact that they have a G5 Staph. That the very thing they DID NOT WANT with Scott Frost ("but but but he'll bring his whole UCF staff") has happened with Slingblade Billy.
You had a few Gaytor naysayers early (December-January), but they were shouted down. Now that they are bumping their old comments, they are looking like prophets. Still not well-embraced by the Gaytor faithful, but harder to criticize.
Couple pages ago, some Gaytor summed it up nicely. If Miami and USC and Oregon hire new coaches who are FRESH OFF OF RECRUITING IN POWER FIVE CIRCLES, you can hit the ground running and pull kids you've been building relationships with for years.
BUT.
If you hire G5 Sunbelt Billy...who was previously the King Of Hidden 2-Star Gems...then you will need to turbocharge the recruiting ops at the University of Flagship by EITHER hiring a stone-cold team of 10 recruiting assassins who can deliver the finest blue-chips in the land for you to close on...OR...you pull a higher-key Louisville (or lower-key aTm) and start dropping heavy bags. EITHER WAY can work.
But the ONE THING THAT YOU CANNOT DO IS:
Hire G5 Sunbelt Billy...AND...
Hire a G5 Staph...AND...
NOT bring in guys with a RECENT track record of P5 recruiting...AND...
Cheap out on every NIL opportunity, acting like you are frugal and refusing to "overpay"...
Because THAT 4-piece combo platter is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER...that right there is mayo-based mac-and-cheese...that right there is causing explosive Gaytor recruiting diarrhea...
You get what you pay for...if you guy a G5 staph...if you don't pay for recruiters...if you don't pay for recruits in the NIL era...
...Ya fvcked.
Not "fvccin fvccin".
YA FVCKED.
@Dwinstitles said something in his last video that was very true. These guys are Gaytor fans, I understand them wanting to be optimistic, believe in their team, etc. Doesn't mean they should be building myths about Mario and every other rival and rival coach just to make themselves feel better, but whatever.
The thing that is going to be incredibly painful for these Gaytors is SELF-criticism. Any Gaytor (or Cane) can say "Prison Mike Norvell sucks", and it doesn't cost us an ounce of pride or cause us any pain (PLUS IT'S TRUE!).
But it's going to take a good long while for Gaytor fans to wake up to the fact that they have a G5 Staph. That the very thing they DID NOT WANT with Scott Frost ("but but but he'll bring his whole UCF staff") has happened with Slingblade Billy.
You had a few Gaytor naysayers early (December-January), but they were shouted down. Now that they are bumping their old comments, they are looking like prophets. Still not well-embraced by the Gaytor faithful, but harder to criticize.
Couple pages ago, some Gaytor summed it up nicely. If Miami and USC and Oregon hire new coaches who are FRESH OFF OF RECRUITING IN POWER FIVE CIRCLES, you can hit the ground running and pull kids you've been building relationships with for years.
BUT.
If you hire G5 Sunbelt Billy...who was previously the King Of Hidden 2-Star Gems...then you will need to turbocharge the recruiting ops at the University of Flagship by EITHER hiring a stone-cold team of 10 recruiting assassins who can deliver the finest blue-chips in the land for you to close on...OR...you pull a higher-key Louisville (or lower-key aTm) and start dropping heavy bags. EITHER WAY can work.
But the ONE THING THAT YOU CANNOT DO IS:
Hire G5 Sunbelt Billy...AND...
Hire a G5 Staph...AND...
NOT bring in guys with a RECENT track record of P5 recruiting...AND...
Cheap out on every NIL opportunity, acting like you are frugal and refusing to "overpay"...
Because THAT 4-piece combo platter is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER...that right there is mayo-based mac-and-cheese...that right there is causing explosive Gaytor recruiting diarrhea...
You get what you pay for...if you guy a G5 staph...if you don't pay for recruiters...if you don't pay for recruits in the NIL era...
...Ya fvcked.
Not "fvccin fvccin".
YA FVCKED.
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They have their one calling card they've played a
million times. "But we play in the SEC." So does Kentucky, Vandy, Mizzou, Arkansas, MIss State, Tennessee, and S Carolina.
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So reading this is the Chick Fil A guy now saying Bryant to UF? Or just outside of Bryant UF expects flurry of additional commits end of July.
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Don’t know but guy has zero credibility left.
Yep, make them Break the Bank on a Lakeland kid who should’ve been a layup for them. Especially with Raymond. I say we (purposely) keep upping the auction bid knowing they’re so desperate for a win they’ll bankrupt the collective and sabotage the rest of their class.
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The beauty of it is that cormani would commit to us and even take less money to do so.
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They finally are realizing that their staff is straight doo do. The problem is that they are paying them as if they were P5 rockstars. Position coaches are making $1million and Billy is getting his friends rich at UF’s expense. How is Corey not the highest paid coach of that group.
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They haven’t recruited in years, what they get is 100% about the school’s name.I'm gonna keep it
@Dwinstitles said something in his last video that was very true. These guys are Gaytor fans, I understand them wanting to be optimistic, believe in their team, etc. Doesn't mean they should be building myths about Mario and every other rival and rival coach just to make themselves feel better, but whatever.
The thing that is going to be incredibly painful for these Gaytors is SELF-criticism. Any Gaytor (or Cane) can say "Prison Mike Norvell sucks", and it doesn't cost us an ounce of pride or cause us any pain (PLUS IT'S TRUE!).
But it's going to take a good long while for Gaytor fans to wake up to the fact that they have a G5 Staph. That the very thing they DID NOT WANT with Scott Frost ("but but but he'll bring his whole UCF staff") has happened with Slingblade Billy.
You had a few Gaytor naysayers early (December-January), but they were shouted down. Now that they are bumping their old comments, they are looking like prophets. Still not well-embraced by the Gaytor faithful, but harder to criticize.
Couple pages ago, some Gaytor summed it up nicely. If Miami and USC and Oregon hire new coaches who are FRESH OFF OF RECRUITING IN POWER FIVE CIRCLES, you can hit the ground running and pull kids you've been building relationships with for years.
BUT.
If you hire G5 Sunbelt Billy...who was previously the King Of Hidden 2-Star Gems...then you will need to turbocharge the recruiting ops at the University of Flagship by EITHER hiring a stone-cold team of 10 recruiting assassins who can deliver the finest blue-chips in the land for you to close on...OR...you pull a higher-key Louisville (or lower-key aTm) and start dropping heavy bags. EITHER WAY can work.
But the ONE THING THAT YOU CANNOT DO IS:
Hire G5 Sunbelt Billy...AND...
Hire a G5 Staph...AND...
NOT bring in guys with a RECENT track record of P5 recruiting...AND...
Cheap out on every NIL opportunity, acting like you are frugal and refusing to "overpay"...
Because THAT 4-piece combo platter is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER...that right there is mayo-based mac-and-cheese...that right there is causing explosive Gaytor recruiting diarrhea...
You get what you pay for...if you guy a G5 staph...if you don't pay for recruiters...if you don't pay for recruits in the NIL era...
...Ya fvcked.
Not "fvccin fvccin".
YA FVCKED.
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It it’s SEC football, who doesn’t want that?
****..I remember when FNL was the summer college camp/event that you didnt want to compete against head to head. Now its pretty much a joke. Even in our worst summers..at least Manny had Paradise Camp jumpin. If FNL goes to the crapper..that is a HUGE nail in the coffin for that program. They are better are re-branding at this point when this summers FNL fails. Just start over. lol.