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****..I remember when FNL was the summer college camp/event that you didnt want to compete against head to head. Now its pretty much a joke. Even in our worst summers..at least Manny had Paradise Camp jumpin. If FNL goes to the crapper..that is a HUGE nail in the coffin for that program. They are better are re-branding at this point when this summers FNL fails. Just start over. lol.
 
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Costy21 said:
So reading this is the Chick Fil A guy now saying Bryant to UF? Or just outside of Bryant UF expects flurry of additional commits end of July.
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No one specifically, just a vague general post (throwing something against the wall) and hoping it sticks. If they miss on guys, he’ll just say he wasn’t referring to them. If some expected lean pop, he’ll take the credit and say that’s who he was referring to. As Northern said, he post said nothing.
 
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kryptonite said:
So at the risk of ****ing off @RVACane and joining the band, I wanted to point out that maybe we should have a little more sympathy for our swampy brothers to the north. Think of it this way:

uf is basically a pimple-faced 13-year-old boy with thick glasses and a left leg slightly longer than the right. Picture him getting dropped off at school by his mom, who, if we're being honest, is showing just a little too much t*tty. So all the other 13-year-old boys are already checking out his mom's rack which explains why they all see him fall, because of the longer leg, getting out of the car. They also all see his hardcover, first edition copy of "How to Get Girls to Like You in 19 Easy Steps" come flying out of his backpack. But whatever, our boy's tough so he picks up his things, waves to his mom, and enters the school.
As he's putting his stuff in his locker, he introduces himself to his neighbor. "Hi! I'm Billy, wanna be friends?" he asks in his overly nasal voice. His neighbor exclaims, "Hi, I'm Mario!" and promptly stuffs our boy in his own locker where his cries for help go unheeded for quite some time. The sad thing here is that Mario actually alerts several people to the fact he's stuffed young Billy in his locker. Despite this, nobody opens that locker for three hours. At this point, somebody brushes against the locker, accidentally releasing young Billy who tumbles out onto his face resulting in an impressive nosebleed. This, unfortunately, is witnessed by slightly more than half of the varsity cheerleaders, most of the football team, and Mrs. Jenkins who, Billy will later learn, is by far the hottest teacher at this school.

In an effort to escape the resulting laughter, Billy runs blindly down the hall, trailing blood on the floor. In a stroke of good luck, our boy blunders into the bathroom, which is blessedly unoccupied. After cleaning his face and shirt of the copious amounts of blood he's lost through his nose, and while contemplating his fate at this new school, he hears a noise. While he's terrified to confront anyone at this point, he finds himself turning to face the person who has just entered the bathroom. Gathering his courage and telling himself it's better to face his fears than to run from them, he introduces himself.
"Hi, I'm Billy." The newcomer responds, "oh, hello, I'm Mike. I guess you're new here, I am too. Maybe we could be friends?"

And Billy's world expands, brightens. Suddenly, he can see a path forward out of this terrible situation. If he can make one friend, he can make more. He can BE more. The universe has thrown him a lifeline, and he's sure as **** going to grab hold of it. As he opens his mouth to ask what grade his new friend is in, he's confronted by his new situation. His new situation can best be described as face down *** up in a toilet. As the water swirls around his head, he realizes that his new friend has upended him into a toilet and is now vigorously flushing said toilet. A second realization occurs to him: maybe his friend, while undoubtedly new, isn't actually a friend.

It's at this point that Billy wonders if his life might have been better had his mother not chosen to follow her boyfriend (who, it should be noted, refers to her as "sweet-****") to Gainsville Florida. He wonders if maybe he's made a mistake by leaving the comforting embraces of the bayou. Though he does not know it yet, it's far too late for regrets, he is truly in trouble. Real trouble. He will soon realize that nothing he's know before could have prepared him for the living **** of Gainsville, and the certain knowledge that as bad as the place is, he's not even worthy of it. Not even close.

The point is, maybe have a little sympathy for them, they're f*cking pathetic.
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Empathy = entering into someone else's pain. I applaud your signficant effort; you have really entered in. But I am worried, my friend. Do not spend too much time in there. You could lose your way, or your mind. This is why I limit myself to five pages of Croc tears at a time. My mind is too valuable to risk being infected by their tenuous grip on reality, their intellectual dishonesty, and their syphilitic distortions of logic.
Peace.
 
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BishopEli said:
Best part about denial and rationalizing is nothing will change with them. It’s what kept us in the pits for 20 years, blaming boogeymen (bags, bias etc basically the playbook). Whether it was herby or whatever as soon as we started focusing on ourselves… put real resources into the program, get a legit coach and AD etc things start changing for the better and it’s noticeable. It’s a new day yes it is and it’s glorious.
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**** **** near changed overnight! Crazy what resources and admin actually given a fucc, can accomplish in such a short time. Right?
 
N25.45W81.21 said:
Empathy = entering into someone else's pain. I applaud your signficant effort; you have really entered in. But I am worried, my friend. Do not spend too much time in there. You could lose your way, or your mind. This is why I limit myself to five pages of Croc tears at a time. My mind is too valuable to risk being infected by their tenuous grip on reality, their intellectual dishonesty, and their syphilitic distortions of logic.
Peace.
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That's a smart and healthy outlook. I fear it's too late for me, I find it increasingly difficult to make it more than an hour without the sweet taste of their tears. Pray for me.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
I'm gonna keep it :100:

@Dwinstitles said something in his last video that was very true. These guys are Gaytor fans, I understand them wanting to be optimistic, believe in their team, etc. Doesn't mean they should be building myths about Mario and every other rival and rival coach just to make themselves feel better, but whatever.

The thing that is going to be incredibly painful for these Gaytors is SELF-criticism. Any Gaytor (or Cane) can say "Prison Mike Norvell sucks", and it doesn't cost us an ounce of pride or cause us any pain (PLUS IT'S TRUE!).

But it's going to take a good long while for Gaytor fans to wake up to the fact that they have a G5 Staph. That the very thing they DID NOT WANT with Scott Frost ("but but but he'll bring his whole UCF staff") has happened with Slingblade Billy.

You had a few Gaytor naysayers early (December-January), but they were shouted down. Now that they are bumping their old comments, they are looking like prophets. Still not well-embraced by the Gaytor faithful, but harder to criticize.

Couple pages ago, some Gaytor summed it up nicely. If Miami and USC and Oregon hire new coaches who are FRESH OFF OF RECRUITING IN POWER FIVE CIRCLES, you can hit the ground running and pull kids you've been building relationships with for years.

BUT.

If you hire G5 Sunbelt Billy...who was previously the King Of Hidden 2-Star Gems...then you will need to turbocharge the recruiting ops at the University of Flagship by EITHER hiring a stone-cold team of 10 recruiting assassins who can deliver the finest blue-chips in the land for you to close on...OR...you pull a higher-key Louisville (or lower-key aTm) and start dropping heavy bags. EITHER WAY can work.

But the ONE THING THAT YOU CANNOT DO IS:

Hire G5 Sunbelt Billy...AND...
Hire a G5 Staph...AND...
NOT bring in guys with a RECENT track record of P5 recruiting...AND...
Cheap out on every NIL opportunity, acting like you are frugal and refusing to "overpay"...

Because THAT 4-piece combo platter is a RECIPE FOR DISASTER...that right there is mayo-based mac-and-cheese...that right there is causing explosive Gaytor recruiting diarrhea...

You get what you pay for...if you guy a G5 staph...if you don't pay for recruiters...if you don't pay for recruits in the NIL era...

...Ya fvcked.

Not "fvccin fvccin".

YA FVCKED.
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Isn’t it very difficult to hire a staff of P5 recruiting aces to fill your 1st P5 staff? Their best, if not only hope, was the bags.

They got lucky when Raymond fell in their laps… but not even he is able to overcome the G5 staff coupled w the G5 NIL game.. which tells us that delicious tears be flowing for YEARS!!

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TheOriginalCane said:
Here's what the Gaytor fans will never understand.

IN THEORY, Billy Gaypier MIGHT HAVE hired the best teaching coaches and the greatest gameday coaches on the planet. I doubt it, but it is possible IN THEORY.

And maybe Gaypier's staff will surprise us all. Soon.

But. BUT.

It is currently inarguable that (besides Corey Raymond) Billy hired a bunch of no-names. Over half of his staff worked for him at Louisiana at some point.

AND FOR RECRUITING PURPOSES, names matter. Reputations matter. Past experience AT POWER FIVE SCHOOLS matters.

So let's try this exercise...look down at your **** and tell me when it moves...

Patrick Toney, Rob Sale, Sean Spencer, Jabbar Juluke, Jay Bateman, Keary Colbert, William Peagler, Mike Peterson, Darnell Stapleton...

OK, still flaccid? Considering Cialis?

Let's try this again...

Kevin Steele, Josh Gattis, Alex Mirabal, Joe Salave'a, Charlie Strong, Jahmile Addae, Stephen Field, Frank Ponce, Kevin Smith, Rod Wright, Jen Strawley (THAT WAS A TEST, YOU SICK FVCKS!), Ed Reed, Jason Taylor, Alonzo Highsmith, Demarcus Van Dyke, Mike Rumph...

And THAT, my friends, is why Mario is destroying Billy on the recruiting trail. Maybe William Peagler is an ace at clock management and will help Billy win a squeaker over F$U. Maybe Keary Cobert will show some of his WRs how to get past the doormen at clubs like he did in Los Angeles. Maybe Darnell Stapleton will teach his OLs all about the texture of baby ****e.

But for right now, for RECRUITING, there is a profound difference between the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad that Mario hired and the G5 Staph that Billy hired.
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You nailed it!
 
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