Tears Gator Tears

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

 

[Cajuncane]

There once was a **** fan named Dan
Who decided to **** off the Life Wallet man
So Life Wallet John asked him “ you want to play “
And proceeded to take all their recruits every day
And the turds haven’t gotten any try hard as they can..

 

[TRick72]

Uh.. are they saying they want their Athletic Dept to give NIL money to the coaches to buy recruits?

Yes because they only do all things with

 

[TRick72]

Again, YOUR STAFF ISN'T BUILT TO RECRUIT. YOU'VE GOT LIKE 1 F*CKING RECRUITER OUT OF ALL THOSE GUYS.

How are they still not getting that?

I think you’re severely underestimating what it means to be the best recruiters in the SunBelt

 

[OldhamA]

Wait, Heitner left the tag on his hat? What is he gonna do, return it to the store for a refund on July 5th?

Isn't that just the next evolution of people leaving that silver sticker on their baseball cap?

 

[TRick72]

UFAG once hired a coach called sunbelt Billy
Who hired a staph full of his G5 dilly’s
But UFAG fans soon found them out
That their recruiting had zero clout
And their big brother Mario made them look silly

New name for their staff should be Billy’s Dilly’s

 

[BeastMode]

Yes!!! That’s what I’m talking about

It’s on

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is the same guy who used the word “staph”. And the avatar



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I know, I know, but beggars can't be choosers.

I'd love it if Northern would say "Florida eliminated". Or Smurphy.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I owe you and @TheOriginalCane an apology. Now I think I see why you invited him. He danced to much but he seems pretty realistic for the gator.

It's all good, sir. I DM'd my secret plan to @RVACane , and it's working to perfection.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Thanks man..we aren’t expecting Sydir Mitchell? I see he’s supposed to commit this afternoon

Not expecting him. Anything could happen, of course, but I'm not one of these "until the last minute" Gaytor fans holding out hope.

The game of announcements/crystal balls/calling coaches has become so sophisticated that the "last 72 hours" of predictions have become fairly accurate. Not too many REAL shockers happening.

 

[supacane]

Not expecting him. Anything could happen, of course, but I'm not one of these "until the last minute" Gaytor fans holding out hope.

The game of announcements/crystal balls/calling coaches has become so sophisticated that the "last 72 hours" of predictions have become fairly accurate. Not too many REAL shockers happening.

Did he even OV here?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Did he even OV here?

Mitchell or Sorey?

Mitchell OV'd on the June 10 weekend.

2023 - Sydir Mitchell, Jr, 4 star DT from Bergen Catholic HS offered

Shodell posted that Mitchell left early this morning to fly home and has not responded to his messages to speak about his visit.

www.canesinsight.com

 

[RVACane]

I know, I know, but beggars can't be choosers.

I'd love it if Northern would say "Florida eliminated". Or Smurphy.

Where did that whole “eliminated” thing come from?

 

[supacane]

Mitchell or Sorey?

Mitchell OV'd on the June 10 weekend.

2023 - Sydir Mitchell, Jr, 4 star DT from Bergen Catholic HS offered

Shodell posted that Mitchell left early this morning to fly home and has not responded to his messages to speak about his visit.

www.canesinsight.com

Sydir. Kool

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Where did that whole “eliminated” thing come from?

There was some F$U porster who posted that a couple of times on the F$U board when they lost recruits ("Delaware Nole" or something like that).

It was so funny that we just kept repeating it every time the Noles failed to make the finalists for a particular recruit.

 

[RVACane]

 

[Canes2082]

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That is a beautiful site!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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This ****e is soooo funny. Not just about Sorey, but about Gaytor recruiting generally. Just a few hours ago, I posted about how the Gaytors obviously pressured Kinsler to make a commitment because they were so desperate for a recruiting win, and the same thing is happening here.

Plus, take a look at all the "Gaytor recruiting momentum". I saw one of their porsters talk about how they just got 3 4-stars in 5 days (it was 7 days)...

---Isaiah Nixon (St. Petersburg) - OK this one might be a legit choice, devoid of pressure and coercion.
---Gavin Hill (Gainesville) - Kid goes to BUCHHOLZ. His school district border starts...across the street from UiF. This would be the equivalent of UM losing a 4-star from Coral Gables High. DEFINITELY pressured to pick the Gaytors more quickly.
---Sharif Denson (Jacksonville) - People need to understand how close Bartram Trail is to Gainesville. Bartram Trail is so far south in Jax that it's not even in Jax (since the City of Jacksonville and Duval County are identical, they merged as entities), it's in ST. JOHNS COUNTY. All the kid has to do is take the 16 to the 21 to the 26 and he's in Downtown Hogtown. DEFINITELY pressured to pick the Gaytors more quickly, AND HE'S A LEGACY.

And when you factor in Kinsler (Ocala) and Sorey (CHIPLEY, sure it's north of Tally, but it's still country as fvck), you will see that Gaypier is using the Manny Diaz Approach to Recruiting, i.e., winning the winnable local battles.

And look at those Gaytor responses. Sure, Miami and Alabama (two of Sorey's four finalists) are going to CHANGE THEIR MINDS on Sorey. Why? Because we are desperate star-whores? Yesterday, all the Gaytors were talking about how Sorey will be better on defense than on offense...and somehow Miami and/or Alabama will be dumb enough to "change their minds" on taking Sorey as a WR? Oh, but but but Auburn, his other finalist, must be the reason. WHY? No answer to that. Has Auburn been making money moves and I just slept through it?

Obviously, the kid from Chipley doesn't want to be a Gaytor SOOOOOO bad that he is going to try to scavenge some new offers.

As for Miami, outside of the January "pre-OC, pre-WR coach, pre-Alonzo offer", what has Miami done to recruit Sorey? UV? OV? Contact? Effort?

But, sure, Miami is a "finalist". And maybe the Gaytors will "beat Miami head-to-head" for Sorey.

 

[Canes2082]

With jorts on tight and pinkies in the air
They proclaim they’re the “flagship” up there
Little did they know a storm was near
Little Billy and his army froze in fear
A cat 5 named Mario rode into town
Ravaged and decimated they cowered and frowned