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[TRick72]

Gaytor Brandz, yo!

It ain't Gaytor Brandz if they ain't overpayin' some first-time and/or G5 and/or Mississippi State coach to take the job in Hogtown...

If I remember correctly they moved quickly to get Sling Blade and this deal was done before the Riley/Kelly/Mario moves and contracts so they were basically negotiating against themselves

 

[TheOriginalCane]

50k posts??? Like 25 pages away.

Nah, @IndayArtHauz is right. We hit 50K in replies according to the front page. You probably just deleted about 25 pages of crap replies over the past 5 years...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

If I remember correctly they moved quickly to get Sling Blade and this deal was done before the Riley/Kelly/Mario moves and contracts so they were basically negotiating against themselves

Absolutely correct, sir. Earlier, I re-posted a screenshot of the "betting odds", when Sling Blade Billy was at the top of the heap.

It was a combo platter of thirstiness:

---"Hey, guysm, we got our TOP CHOICE!"
---"Hey, guysm, he coached at ALABAMA!"
---"Hey, guysm, he is a TOP G5 corch just like Urban was once upon a time!"
---"Hey, guysm, he has coached in the southeast, he is gonna know all the HS coaches and recruits!"
---"Hey, guysm, he is really going to kill it once he has Gaytor Brandz to help him recruit and Florida players to help him win games!"

I've said it several times previously, but it really goes to the STRENGTH of Gaytor self-delusion when you actually look at the resumes of their corching staff and try to figure out HOW the Gaytors fans ever convinced themselves that this was a good staff who would accomplish great things.

 

[Sigma_Cane_7]

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That part bro. I spit up my coffee.

 

[hoops156]

Reading those contract numbers shows that the Turds didn’t really “go cheap” how their fans are claiming rather they just went dumb by hiring that goober

they were scared LSU would hire him. LSU didn't think that small

 

[supacane]

You can go two ways with big time programs in terms of hiring HC. You can go inexperience with high potential but then he has to hire alot of experience coaches below to balance that. Or you can go with Experience HC and he can bring younger assistants. What you cant do is hire a no name coach and let him hire a ton of no name assistants. Manny Diaz did that and now Napier. It doesn't work at pressure cooker jobs.

 

[RVACane]

I know someone on this board does edits. Put Mario’s face on the mad lad and put Billy’s on the gator lol

@Baba Yaga lol

 

[hoops156]

You can go two ways with big time programs in terms of hiring HC. You can go inexperience with high potential but then he has to hire alot of experience coaches below to balance that. Or you can go with Experience HC and he can bring younger assistants. What you cant do is hire a no name coach and let him hire a ton of no name assistants. Manny Diaz did that and now Napier. It doesn't work at pressure cooker jobs.

Manny actually hired named assistants to his credit which some of were good (one of them is an HC). he just sucked as an HC. UF went and hired an up and comer g5 coach (not even AAC level but sunbelt) and let him hire a ton of no name dudes.

 

[RVACane]

Mario’s Open Letter…

 

[supacane]

Manny actually hired named assistants to his credit which some of were good (one of them is an HC). he just sucked as an HC. UF went and hired an up and comer g5 coach (not even AAC level but sunbelt) and let him hire a ton of no name dudes.

Lashlee wasn't the first OC. Also when you look at balance it was way out balance between few guys who were decent and all the othee unqualified people on his staff. I surmise thats what Napier did as well.

 

[Rickd]

Way too much focus is placed on the "loud".

Just go out to the tailgates. Some of the greatest/most-fun tailgate experiences, for 4 solid hours, are at UM tailgates before Florida, Florida State, and Notre Dame games. Doesn't matter if we are the favorite or not, just the sheet anticipation coupled with massive hatred is soooo much fun to enjoy.

The tailgates are great for sure. In 2017 we had a group of young (in their 20’s) ND fans - probably eight of them - stop by our tailgate for steak and wings. But it was a lot more enjoyable watching coach Kelly TRYING to hear the pregame interview questions due the noise. His eyes were like saucers looking at the crowd and thinking “**** this is loud”. The crowd noise that night caused them a lot of problems - legit home field advantage.

 

[supacane]

Coach Cristobal question please, how often will you dump Billy in a bin and then troll him?

Mario: All day Everyday

 

[hoops156]

Lashlee wasn't the first OC. Also when you look at balance it was way out balance between few guys who were decent and all the othee unqualified people on his staff. I surmise thats what Napier did as well.

enos at the time of hire was a good candidate from a big time program. it just turned out to be a disaster in addition to the ****** QB play we got.

 

[theibisrules]

They think the sec is like a dream sequence from happy Gilmore

**** she bad

 

[Baba Yaga]

@Baba Yaga lol

I'm on the road all day today and tomorrow, may need @PIPO to pinch hit for me in the Countdown thread too.

I'll see what I can do while it's the wife's turn to drive.

 

[Yoyo423]

"he hates us..I hate us"

 

[theibisrules]

Wow, talk about overpaying someone! What a reach!!

Trust this...there were some buffoons on here that had billy boy on a short list to replace danny miaz.

 

[Yoyo423]

Anybody know about Mario/Billy's relationship?

They both worked at Bama for 4 years together. From 2013-2016.

 

[Ajcane8]

Mario’s Open Letter…

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LOL. The “small school with apathetic alumni” just happens to have 50 NFL pro bowlers on campus this weekend. That might pull some weight with, you know, football players.

 

[hoops156]

"he hates us..I hate us"

at least they know Mario is trolling them. I was wondering if they'd get the joke