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kryptonite said:
Lol, BD Billy.

Disturbing on so many levels.
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Yeah, that guy is an *******. BDB or BD Billy is the new "C" in coaches' initials (you know, like the "C" in C.U.M., for COACH Urban Meyer).


EDIT: Coach Urban Meyer reminds me of one of my favorite songs, The Ballad of a Dog Named Stains...
 
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AUcane said:
Ya know it took me a while to figure it out and when I landed on it, I thought, “no way it they’re meaning that, right? Yep, they are; they’re gator fans.” Smh
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TC@neTC said:
Gainesville: the place where they are so enamored by their head coach’s skinhead appearance and ability to recruit 3 star receivers, that they become sexually attracted to him.
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If these guys haven't made it clear enough, what is happening is Gator fans are literally fetishizing their head coach's ***** and fantasizing about its size. The Gator Standard. Sounds like a great place to send your kid.
 
Cryptical Envelopment said:
If these guys haven't made it clear enough, what is happening is Gator fans are literally fetishizing their head coach's ***** and fantasizing about its size. The Gator Standard. Sounds like a great place to send your kid.
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AUcane said:
Ya know it took me a while to figure it out and when I landed on it, I thought, “no way it they’re meaning that, right? Yep, they are; they’re gator fans.” Smh
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Remember, that "mercy percy" character had the gif of a stick-figure man swinging his d!ck around like a lasso.

Of course, the Gaytor fans ARE ****y. The pen...is mightier than the sword, though. If you prick them, do they not bleed?
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Remember, that "mercy percy" character had the gif of a stick-figure man swinging his d!ck around like a lasso.

Of course, the Gaytor fans ARE ****y. The pen...is mightier than the sword, though. If you prick them, do they not bleed?
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sure they do...where do you think the outbreak of diarrhea in Gutterville starts...
 
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Oh, the poor, poor saintly Gaytors, the only school in America that follows the rules (except when they are offering Perkins' mom a no-show job at Shands, free housing in Hogtown, and a separate bag o' cash for the dad, WHICH THEY ALL BRAGGED ABOUT A FEW MONTHS AGO...


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TheOriginalCane said:
Uhhhh...no.

The Gaytors have given the SOLE blame to Ivins for Jacorey Brooks. That his "crystal ball", which all 247 writers submit, was a "tip-off" to Nick Saban, who somehow had NO intelligence operation of his own, and was going to be SHOCKED by the choice of UiF, and that without this "tip-off" (motivated by FAU grad Ivins' love of UM and hatred of UF, of course), then the Gaytors would have gotten Jacorey Brooks.

In the Jason Marshall situation, there were a number of factors blamed. Some pointed out that Manny tweeted prematurely. Others took issue with the early hints from the media. And it cannot be denied that Marshall's HS coach got involved with (and paid from) his intervention on behalf of the Gaytors.

Did people blame Manny and the media for ruining the kid's decision and/or "moment"? Sure. But nobody has said "but for the involvement of the media, Miami would have gotten Jason Marshall".

Please, let's not dumb things down and constantly make "but it happens to everyone" overly-simplistic comparisons. What Miami fans objected to in the Jason Marshall recruitment is nowhere near the same thing as what Gaytor fans object to in the Jacorey Brooks recruitment.
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You are right. Forgive me. We do have one DannyBoyCane. But the entire Gator fanbase has gone...

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RVACane said:
It’s crazy… and where is all of this Anthony Richardson is a superstar stuff coming from? He’s athletic but he hasn’t been consistent if I recall. He certainly wasn’t TVD last year not even close.
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It’s gotta be his running ability because he’s a 59% career passer with a 7/6 TD/INT ratio.

Does sling blade Billy run a QB run heavy offense like Mullett? Because Richardson is a below average passer.

Edit: I went back and checked his game logs. He’s not even much of a runner. 75% of his rushing total came in a two game stretch against FAU and USF. His numbers against P5 teams:

40 carries, 126 yards, 3.1 ypc 1TD
 
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RVACane said:
It’s crazy… and where is all of this Anthony Richardson is a superstar stuff coming from? He’s athletic but he hasn’t been consistent if I recall. He certainly wasn’t TVD last year not even close.
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I know you're not up on this stuff, but the Gaytors have a long, recent history of producing Heisman-Trophy-finalist quarterbacks. Every year, or so it seems, the starting Gaytor quarterback ends up in New York for the Hesisman ceremony...

Little known fact, the Gaytor collective is broke because they have had to spend all their money on Heisman-trophy-finalist statues like Emory Jones, Kyle Trash, Feleipe Franks, Will Grier, and Jeff Driskel.
 
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