Tears Gator Tears

[DTP]

Because I read something about a Texas vs. Florida exchange.

Historically speaking, Texas > Florida and it's not even close.

If you’re considering college football before 1990, and why wouldn’t you, Texas has had a far superior program to Florida.

 

[Dr. House]

If you’re considering college football before 1990, and why wouldn’t you, Texas has had a far superior program to Florida.

Took a look at the records since 1990 cause I am bored.

Texas: 275-130 (0.679)
Florida: 285-109 (0.72)

The gap is smaller than we think lol

What hurts Texas is the recent poor stretch of seasons.

 

[DTP]

Took a look at the records since 1990 cause I am bored.

Texas: 275-130 (0.679)
Florida: 285-109 (0.72)

The gap is smaller than we think lol

What hurts Texas is the recent poor stretch of seasons.

They were also pretty crappy in the 90’s (74-44) especially 91-97 (46-34). That Cotton Bowl game crushed their program until the Ricky Williams years in the late 90’s.

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

Most underachieving program is definitely a topic worth discussing, but the answer is always gators on gator tears, noles on nole tears.

This is the way

 

[JD08]

It seems to me that the gator was comfortable breaking the rules to have some level of success. Then NIL comes along and Miami has a renewed commitment to success along with a wealthy benefactor. Now the system is rigged, the gator collective is flush with cash (more than Ruiz) and isn't spending because?

The next few years are going to give me a schadenfreude overdose.

 

[Madabs]

Texas has them beat by a long shot.

I’m going with ND. 1 NC in 45 years in 1988 which was BS. Their whole allure is stuff that happened pre 1950 and going up against Miami in the 80s

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

It seems to me that the gator was comfortable breaking the rules to have some level of success. Then NIL comes along and Miami has a renewed commitment to success along with a wealthy benefactor. Now the system is rigged, the gator collective is flush with cash (more than Ruiz) and isn't spending because?

The next few years are going to give me a schadenfreude overdose.

I just don’t get the complaint from the reptiles. On the one hand they say their collective, or whatever the **** they call it, has plenty of money to run a successful NIL program, and then in the same breath cursing Cruz/Miami Miami as doing something wrong/illegal/unsustainable. Just a massive disconnect.

What is their specific argument?

 

[Dr. House]

I just don’t get the complaint from the reptiles. On the one hand they say their collective, or whatever the **** they call it, has plenty of money to run a successful NIL program, and then in the same breath cursing Cruz/Miami Miami as doing something wrong/illegal/unsustainable. Just a massive disconnect.

What is their specific argument?

I'd ask them if they like Amber Heard, then we know whats up

 

[Felonious Monk]

I'd ask them if they like Amber Heard, then we know whats up

What's not to like?

 

[Dr. House]

What's not to like?

Oh idk, she might take a **** in your bed, cut your middle finger off with a bottle of vodka and rams a door against your head with full force, but other than that, it seems fine.

 

[X275]

What's not to like?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I just don’t get the complaint from the reptiles. On the one hand they say their collective, or whatever the **** they call it, has plenty of money to run a successful NIL program, and then in the same breath cursing Cruz/Miami Miami as doing something wrong/illegal/unsustainable. Just a massive disconnect.

What is their specific argument?

One billionaire alum spending money is bad.

Lots of billionaire alums spending money is good.

I got nothing else here. Gaytors are just as insane as we always suspected.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Oh idk, she might take a **** in your bed, cut your middle finger off with a bottle of vodka and rams a door against your head with full force, but other than that, it seems fine.

The crazies are a lot of fun, but never, NEVER pass their best by date.

 

[RVACane]

He just toys with them like a cat tossing a mouse. Lol

 

[RVACane]

I guess I spoke too soon on my last post. Looks like Smurphys emotional arc is trending downwards sooner than I expected.

He’s the guy that was calling Mario an average and mediocre recruiter. The thing now is they have a built in excuse with NIL. Mario is only getting recruits because of Ruiz and Billy’s not pulling in Too 5 classes because of the lack of money.

Broke ACC Miami is taking advantage of the SEC and Flagship U, huh?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Everyone should buy this book before it sells out on Amazon...

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I'd ask them if they like Amber Heard, then we know whats up

The lesson here is this, you have fun with crazy, you don’t marry it.

Amber Heard looks like a good time for a few days, but not a long-term thing.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

One billionaire alum spending money is bad.

Lots of billionaire alums spending money is good.

I got nothing else here. Gaytors are just as insane as we always suspected.

LOL I just realized I called Ruiz, Cruz, I don’t even know where that came from.

 

[JD08]

Everyone should buy this book before it sells out on Amazon...

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That sounds like a good way to make more work for myself. I mostly just want to get to retirement while I still have a few bucks in the bank.

 

[Dr. House]

The lesson here is this, you have fun with crazy, you don’t marry it.

Amber Heard looks like a good time for a few days, but not a long-term thing.

Again, psycho chicks: They have a great *** and dudes keep going back to them despite them having 25 red flags.

The same goes for girls btw, they pick the most toxic dudes to stay with at times.

And people wonder why dating is difficult.