Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

They’re trying to pretend Miami didn’t have over 30 blue chip players on campus this week?

But none of them were studs...

 

[superman]

They’re trying to pretend Miami didn’t have over 30 blue chip players on campus this week?

I guess they're only blue chip if they were in Gaynesville
what a bunch of banana swallowing homos

 

[Plzwork4]

They’re going to miss an offense that was predicated in significant part to a freakish Pitts that could snatch even shltty passes out of the air like he was up against middle schoolers.

Two things: he’s going to lose a big proportion of that physical advantage he had in college when he goes to the NFL, and secondly, their projected QB starter is a running back shotputting passes, so he’s going to need all the help he can get, and Pitts won’t be there to bail him out. They will definitely be significantly worse on offense and can’t really be much worse on defense.

Three or four losses is not a stretch in the slightest.

Also, don’t forget the goofball effect.

I mean I don’t need to list them all here, but think of all the goofy distracting shlt mullet did last year.

Wearing costumes, talking shlt before the bowl, then claiming they didn’t care or play to win afterwards. The spasmodic attack at halftime in one of the games. The list goes on and on.

At some point that shlt starts to catch up, just like it did with sharkfvcker

Trask was really good too. Gotta give the kid credit. Losing Trask and Pitts...they're screwed.

 

[Cajuncane]

Other than blind optimism, is there any reason why Gators think the defense will be better this year?

 

[Cajuncane]

What cracks me up about that is how he claims that he's heard nothing after the Miami event when there are a BUNCH of recruit posts talking about their time in Miami and how they all loved it and can feel the family vibe etc... meanwhile I had no idea that UFag even had people on campus and only found out because I happened to see someone retweet a pic of a recruit wearing a Ufag uniform lol

 

[TrueFloridian]

You saw what UFs offense looked like in the bowl game. It will be worse this year. I can’t wait to see the Mullet bring out his inner wannabe Spurrier throwing his visor after Emory throw multiple picks against Slick Willie.

 

[flagator86]

You saw what UFs offense looked like in the bowl game. It will be worse this year. I can’t wait to see the Mullet bring out his inner wannabe Spurrier throwing his visor after Emory throw multiple picks against Slick Willie.

so you’re saying out offense won’t be as good as last year’s? That’s not really going out on a limb though and I can assure you the performance in the bowl game won’t be how the O performs this upcoming. We can bet on that

 

[EB1177]

They’re trying to pretend Miami didn’t have over 30 blue chip players on campus this week?

They’re IDIOTS brother

 

[Cajuncane]

Turds about to go 0-2 and Bar-B-Cue in Canesville....

 

[Midlo Cane Fan]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

16-1 in the 7th after USA cranks back-to-back solo home runs.

 

[Midlo Cane Fan]

So it's now 14-1 South Alabama and Florida hasn't even gotten out of the inning.
Every South Alabama hitter has a hit in the inning.

Miami shut this team out less than 24 hours ago.

 

[Cajuncane]

Gators trying to hit..

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

Manager for UF was so mad he left his pitcher in the bottom of the sixth about 6 batters too long. Decided to pout about a call instead of manage the team. Gotta love it, expect nothing less

 

[theribdoctor]

Manager for UF was so mad he left his pitcher in the bottom of the sixth about 6 batters too long. Decided to pout about a call instead of manage the team. Gotta love it, expect nothing less

Looked like his head would explode

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

TLDR:
Blame the umps or just quit during the weather delay

 

[Midlo Cane Fan]

 

[DTP]

Of only Tebow was there to rally the troops. They could lose 16-4

 

[DC3]

Gata baseball now down 19-1 to South Bama

 

[Canesfreak]

My God. And South Bama is known for its pitching, not its bats. 19 freaking runs in the “new baseball complex.” What a joke lol