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[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

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This seems pretty accurate.

It’s telling, because Kirby Dumb’s career is careening into chronic underachiever territory.

Yet even with that, the above is true. Goofball Mullet will crash and burn. It may take longer, and the crash may not be as spectacular as sharkfvcker, but it will happen.

 

[flagator86]

@RVACane

Nick Evers 19th Best Pro Style QB

Nick Evers 19th Best Pro Style QB

247sports.com

 

[theribdoctor]

@RVACane

Nick Evers 19th Best Pro Style QB

Nick Evers 19th Best Pro Style QB

247sports.com

you got some delusional fans. I know I know....fan is short for fanatic...but it's just absurd.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

@RVACane

Nick Evers 19th Best Pro Style QB

Nick Evers 19th Best Pro Style QB

247sports.com

Based on what I have been hearing from UiF fans, I strongly suspect the article is missing the words "of all time" behind "QB".
The 9 may also be a typo.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

That is all.

 

[da truth]

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Mullen is a better coach than smart. Smart can recruit (ie booster bags)

 

[Canes2082]

Mullen is a better coach than smart. Smart can recruit (ie booster bags)

Dont let the booster bags fool you.... Florida has them too... Mullen is a goober

 

[nycane]

Mullen lost 4 games last year. Dude is a 9-10 win coach. Kirby has been a little more consistent but at times you get the feeling he will self implode

 

[TerragonSix]

Oldie but a goodie:



Thank you for this one hoosiercane.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Mullen lost 4 games last year. Dude is a 9-10 win coach. Kirby has been a little more consistent but at times you get the feeling he will self implode

It's May 24, and UF is still on a three-game losing streak.

 

[whos_who]

its a money gab signing Tebow. Nothing more

 

[DTP]

Kirby without bags is Al Golden. No coach has done less with more. At least goofy *** Mullen can win 8 games with Mississippi State talent.

 

[Cajuncane]

Dont let the booster bags fool you.... Florida has them too... Mullen is a goober

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I find you guilty of schtick-jacking...

It's my schtick and I've been doing it forever. Keep up.

Gentlemen, I am confident that when any schtick involves the harassment/debasement/castration of UiF, its cherry jell-O football program, or its jorts-wearing fanbase in Gator Tears, there is a fair use exemption. It is simultaneously everybody's schtick and nobody's schtick.

And yes, it is now May 25 and UiF remains on a three-game losing streak. FAU fans have expressed confidence and placed the turds on notice.
Also, as of this writing, 8 wins in a season is still fewer than 9 wins in a season.

 

[RVACane]

Please. Leave. The. Outside. Beefs. Outside. Of. Gator. Tears.

Thank. You.

 

[RVACane]

Ok. One. More. Time. As. I. Needed. To. Delete. Another. Comment.

Please. Drop. It.

@No_Fly_Zone gets the last word.

 

[RVACane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gaytor news?

Or ban-hammer news?

 

[Canes Legacy]

• 
  
  SEP 4 (SAT) TBA
  
  VS
  FLORIDA ATLANTIC
  GAINESVILLE, FLA. BEN HILL GRIFFIN STADIUM
  
  
• 
  
  SEP 11 (SAT) TBA
  
  AT
  SOUTH FLORIDA
  TAMPA, FL
  
  
• 
  
  SEP 18 (SAT) TBA
  SEC
  VS
  ALABAMA
  GAINESVILLE, FLA. BEN HILL GRIFFIN STADIUM
  
  
• 
  
  SEP 25 (SAT) TBA
  SEC
  VS
  TENNESSEE
  GAINESVILLE, FLA. BEN HILL GRIFFIN STADIUM
  
  
• 
  
  OCT 2 (SAT) TBA
  SEC
  AT
  KENTUCKY
  LEXINGTON, KY.
  
  
• 
  
  OCT 9 (SAT) TBA
  SEC
  VS
  VANDERBILT
  HOMECOMING
  GAINESVILLE, FLA. BEN HILL GRIFFIN STADIUM
  
  
• 
  
  OCT 16 (SAT) TBA
  SEC
  AT
  LSU
  BATON ROUGE, LA.
  
  
• 
  
  OCT 30 (SAT) TBA
  SEC
  
  GEORGIA
  JACKSONVILLE, FLA.
  
  
• 
  
  NOV 6 (SAT) TBA
  SEC
  AT
  SOUTH CAROLINA
  COLUMBIA. S.C.
  
  
• 
  
  NOV 13 (SAT) TBA
  
  VS
  SAMFORD
  GAINESVILLE, FLA. BEN HILL GRIFFIN STADIUM
  
  
• 
  
  NOV 20 (SAT) TBA
  SEC
  AT
  MISSOURI
  COLUMBIA, MO.
  
  
• 
  
  NOV 27 (SAT) TBA
  
  VS
  FLORIDA STATE
  GAINESVILLE, FLA. BEN HILL GRIFFIN STADIUM
  

What's your early prediction on their schedule? I got 8-4 with losses to Bama, UGA, LSU, and a random SEC game that Mullen always finds a way to lose where he shouldn't. Ill with SC coming off a beatdown by UGA.

 

[LokiCane]

No new **** news, but a reminder that the only good gaytor is a dead gaytor...