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What's your early prediction on their schedule? I got 8-4 with losses to Bama, UGA, LSU, and a random SEC game that Mullen always finds a way to lose where he shouldn't. Ill with SC coming off a beatdown by UGA.

Overall, they are in the bottom 3rd in returning collegiate talent. Their 2021 offense will be a pale reflection of their 2020 offense. Maybe their defense can improve some based on how porous they were last year (though they are also losing their DTs and Safeties), but it won't be nearly enough to compensate for the drop-off in their offense. Lost their starting kicker to the draft and punter to the portal, too, just for fun.

So I'd say Baga, L$U, and JawJaw are 3 losses. And somewhere between Tenn, Misso, USC, and UK there is another loss or two. I'll say they win 8 games, but wouldn't be surprised if they lose more than 4.
 

What's your early prediction on their schedule? I got 8-4 with losses to Bama, UGA, LSU, and a random SEC game that Mullen always finds a way to lose where he shouldn't. Ill with SC coming off a beatdown by UGA.
I’ll be heading to Lexington with a friend of mine who’s a cat fan. Kentucky will be solid this year , I have a feeling they get in that gatuh ***.
 
Overall, they are in the bottom 3rd in returning collegiate talent. Their 2021 offense will be a pale reflection of their 2020 offense. Maybe their defense can improve some based on how porous they were last year (though they are also losing their DTs and Safeties), but it won't be nearly enough to compensate for the drop-off in their offense. Lost their starting kicker to the draft and punter to the portal, too, just for fun.

So I'd say Baga, L$U, and JawJaw are 3 losses. And somewhere between Tenn, Misso, USC, and UK there is another loss or two. I'll say they win 8 games, but wouldn't be surprised if they lose more than 4.
The d will still be doo doo. I have a lot of bets with gator fans they don’t win over 8 games.
 
The d will still be doo doo. I have a lot of bets with gator fans they don’t win over 8 games.

I think you're right. Even if the defense is a little better, that's still pretty bad.

Related story, I got into an argument last Friday with a couple of turds in my office. It started with me trashing Tebow for sporting the jersey number of his deceased convicted murderer boyfriend. They clapped back with Kellen Winslow. I admitted he's a POS, too, but the difference between UM and UiF is that unlike Tebow, the Pouncey bros, and most UiF fans, we aren't out wearing "Free Kellen" shirts or honoring KWII. Plus, the only balls KWII ever caught were footballs....

It escalated a little from there. I tried betting each of them a rack UM wins more games than UiF this year. They said that was too much. I tried dropping the bet to $500, but they stayed scared. When I asked them, alright, how much do you want to put on it, one of them said $20 and the other shook his head in agreement. I just laughed at them. Even a UCF grad who heard the back and forth walked out of his office to clown them. Called them little boys making "lunch money" bet, lol.
 
I think you're right. Even if the defense is a little better, that's still pretty bad.

Related story, I got into an argument last Friday with a couple of turds in my office. It started with me trashing Tebow for sporting the jersey number of his deceased convicted murderer boyfriend. They clapped back with Kellen Winslow. I admitted he's a POS, too, but the difference between UM and UiF is that unlike Tebow, the Pouncey bros, and most UiF fans, we aren't out wearing "Free Kellen" shirts or honoring KWII. Plus, the only balls KWII ever caught were footballs....

It escalated a little from there. I tried betting each of them a rack UM wins more games than UiF this year. They said that was too much. I tried dropping the bet to $500, but they stayed scared. When I asked them, alright, how much do you want to put on it, one of them said $20 and the other shook his head in agreement. I just laughed at them. Even a UCF grad who heard the back and forth walked out of his office to clown them. Called them little boys making "lunch money" bet, lol.
They wouldn’t pay anyways , I still have a few bucks Still out there from Miami / UF in the Peach bowl.
 
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Overall, they are in the bottom 3rd in returning collegiate talent. Their 2021 offense will be a pale reflection of their 2020 offense. Maybe their defense can improve some based on how porous they were last year (though they are also losing their DTs and Safeties), but it won't be nearly enough to compensate for the drop-off in their offense. Lost their starting kicker to the draft and punter to the portal, too, just for fun.

So I'd say Baga, L$U, and JawJaw are 3 losses. And somewhere between Tenn, Misso, USC, and UK there is another loss or two. I'll say they win 8 games, but wouldn't be surprised if they lose more than 4.

Wait...

Are you saying they lost their starting punter to the portal? What's the story there?
 
Wait...

Are you saying they lost their starting punter to the portal? What's the story there?

Yes. I believe the kid's name is Finn and he signed with either UVA or VT. Not sure the exact story, but I vaguely remember they brought in an Aussie punter recently (I remember because in typical **** fashion they laughed at us for bringing in an Australian punter and then proceeded to copy us by bringing in an Australian punter). Maybe he got scared by the Aussie? @flagator86 may have more insight?
 

What's your early prediction on their schedule? I got 8-4 with losses to Bama, UGA, LSU, and a random SEC game that Mullen always finds a way to lose where he shouldn't. Ill with SC coming off a beatdown by UGA.
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Yes. I believe the kid's name is Finn and he signed with either UVA or VT. Not sure the exact story, but I vaguely remember they brought in an Aussie punter recently (I remember because in typical **** fashion they laughed at us for bringing in an Australian punter and then proceeded to copy us by bringing in an Australian punter). Maybe he got scared by the Aussie? @flagator86 may have more insight?

this is correct!!!
 

What's your early prediction on their schedule? I got 8-4 with losses to Bama, UGA, LSU, and a random SEC game that Mullen always finds a way to lose where he shouldn't. Ill with SC coming off a beatdown by UGA.

i got 10-2 reg season with Bama & UGA losses. LSU game is a toss up as that game has always been close for like the past 20 years. Even with a new HC etc, I don’t like that USCe game as I never like our game that’s after the UGA game bc we typically struggle if not lose. The UGA game is slighty UGA imo but can go either way as well.

DE’s: Zach Carter and Brenton Cox (I like Bogle more than Cox if I’m being honest)

DT’s: Shelton (the PSU transfer) and Newkirk (transfer from AU) along with Dexter and Jalen Lee are the first 4.

LB’s: Diabate and Tyron Hopper (along with Amari Burney who’s not done much). Hopefully Derek Wingo and/Diwun Black get up to speed and can contribute

Secondary: Elam and Hill at corner although Marshall should overtake him (Hill) soon. At STAR/Nickel it’ll be Trev Johnson and at Safety should be Rashad Torrence and Trey Dean
 
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i got 10-2 reg season with Bama & UGA losses. LSU game is a toss up as that game has always been close for like the past 20 years. Even with a new HC etc, I don’t like that USCe game as I never like our game that’s after the UGA game bc we typically struggle if not lose. The UGA game is slighty UGA imo but can go either way as well.

DE’s: Zach Carter and Brenton Cox (I like Bogle more than Cox if I’m being honest)

DT’s: Shelton (the PSU transfer) and Newkirk (transfer from AU) along with Dexter and Jalen Lee are the first 4.

LB’s: Diabate and Tyron Hopper (along with Amari Burney who’s not done much). Hopefully Derek Wingo and/Diwun Black get up to speed and can contribute

Secondary: Elam and Hill at corner although Marshall should overtake him (Hill) soon. At STAR/Nickel it’ll be Trev Johnson and at Safety should be Rashad Torrence and Trey Dean
so wait, you are going to have a better season after losing a historically good offense that won 8 games...and are going from an NFL drafted QB to a qb who we aren't sure can complete a forward pass?
 
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