Tears Gator Tears

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My favorite gaytor is Marco Wilson.

Love him. GoatGaytor

 

[HurricaneHauk]

Since OCCC was nice enough to contextualize Bane breaking Batman's back, I figured I could illustrate the Eddie Gaedel reference:

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Didn’t this actually work though like the strike zone was so small for him he walked pretty much everyone

 

[RVACane]

Listen. First off, all you questioning my canes loyalty may lick d-sak. If I must identify my favorite (or least detested) gator, I’ll choose Dwayne Schintzuis. That Big Mf beat a young dude down with a tennis racket with 7’2” leverage. Then he told NBA beat writers they may laugh at his pro career, but he feels a lot better on pay day.

Lol. I don’t think anyone’s seriously doing that and you knew something would happen when you posted the original comment - you even said so. It’s actually been pretty mild.

Schintzius - wasn’t he the dude that looked like a lobster head?

 

[flagator86]

Why is this thread derailed lol

 

[RVACane]

Why is this thread derailed lol

Why doesn’t the basketball team wear jorts?

 

[TrueFloridian]

Serious question....How long before Tebow comes out? Maybe after coaching? Or will it be if he’s struggling to win a senator race to get more votes? You know the dude is ***. That’s fine. I don’t care if he likes a BBC in his bunghole. The reason I’m revisiting this is he’s so similar to the bachelor dude that finally came out. I remember all the girls all over the dude. The truth is nobody, and I mean nobody, who is a straight 18-28 year old man, that has access to that much poon like Tebow and the bachelor dude did, is a virgin. It’s impossible. Miss freaking America leaves you because you won’t bang her... https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sa...ootball/tim-tebow-split-about-abstinence/amp/

How much longer before his “wife” lets the cat out of the bag?

 

[Cribby]

Why doesn’t the basketball team wear jorts?

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You see Nick Anderson back in the cut?

 

[DTP]

I enjoy Jesse Palmer’s work on ESPN. And he has great hair.

That’s it. That’s my gator compliment for the year:

 

[Canes2082]

“ My favorite gator” is three words no cane should ever speak. There’s some gators I liked personally off the field /court but never as a player. Joakim and Jesse Palmer are two cool asa dudes. Really nice guys. That’s all the gator love you’ll ever hear from me.

Ive hung out with Channing Crowder a few times. His kids go to school with mine. Hes a good dude

 

[RVACane]

You see Nick Anderson back in the cut?

I had to look up who that is. Lol. I’m not exactly a well-rounded sports fan.

 

[Canes2082]

Why is this thread derailed lol

Because Mullen hasnt done something dumb in awhile for us to talk about lol

 

[RVACane]

Ive hung out with Channing Crowder a few times. His kids go to school with mine. Hes a good dude

Listening to him on the radio, he’s a very likable dude.

 

[RVACane]

Because Mullen hasnt done something dumb in awhile for us to talk about lol

Ok you twisted my arm.

 

[RVACane]

 

[Canes2082]

Listening to him on the radio, he’s a very likable dude.

We had a good convo one day about the "bag game"

 

[Canes2082]

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God could you imagine how bad Manny would get roasted if he hired a coach and had to replace him before fall camp started....

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I love Gaytor fans trying to whitesplain what "Uncle Tom" means. Yeah, it's "articulate" and "acting white"...that must be it, right?

 

[DTP]

Ive hung out with Channing Crowder a few times. His kids go to school with mine. Hes a good dude

Yeah, I’ve met Crowder a couple times at brewery events. He seems like a cool guy. He’s a big craft beer guy, even before Funky Buddha started sponsoring his show.

 

[Canes Legacy]

I thought I've seen the peak of Gator delusion over the years, but that one guy calling Silk a goat and knowing 99% more than people covering the sport...wow. Even the other Gators had to call him out.

 

[flagator86]

Yeah, I’ve met Crowder a couple times at brewery events. He seems like a cool guy. He’s a big craft beer guy, even before Funky Buddha started sponsoring his show.

he is? That’s so random. I am too. Wanna visit Funky Buddah but they seem to “main stream” now. Kinda like what happened to Cigar City and out on the west coast, Stone brewery