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Tebow will be just fine as long as he takes a Humira and Boniva before the game.
 
“ My favorite gator” is three words no cane should ever speak. There’s some gators I liked personally off the field /court but never as a player. Joakim and Jesse Palmer are two cool asa dudes. Really nice guys. That’s all the gator love you’ll ever hear from me.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Since OCCC was nice enough to contextualize Bane breaking Batman's back, I figured I could illustrate the Eddie Gaedel reference:

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I don't like the comparison.

Little dude had a perfect on base percentage because he had the world's smallest strike zone. Walling all day. As a strategy, that arguably makes a tiny bit of sense. A washed out Timmy playing TE at 34 years old is nowhere near as rational.
 
Why are people freaking out so bad about this Tebow deal? He still has to make the team? If he’s not good he’ll get cut like anybody else, if he plays well he’ll have a one year deal. J don’t get the drama , well I get it....but it’s dumb. How about waiting to see how he plays and waiting to see the final roster.
 
Cribby said:
Why are people freaking out so bad about this Tebow deal? He still has to make the team? If he’s not good he’ll get cut like anybody else, if he plays well he’ll have a one year deal. J don’t get the drama , well I get it....but it’s dumb. How about waiting to see how he plays and waiting to see the final roster.
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There is no way he’s better than any of the undrafted TEs this year especially when they are almost 15 years younger and have actual experience playing the position.

I don’t understand Urbans thinking here. He’s made two head scratching decisions and training camp hasn’t even started.

Not sure he understands the nfl locker room dynamics.

Whatever PR you get is outweighed by how the team looks at this.

I wouldn’t be happy if I was a Jacksonville fan either even if it’s just one roster spot months before the season starts.

This is all just a show and to hook up your boy and in no way makes the team better.
 
Listen. First off, all you questioning my canes loyalty may lick d-sak. If I must identify my favorite (or least detested) gator, I’ll choose Dwayne Schintzuis. That Big Mf beat a young dude down with a tennis racket with 7’2” leverage. Then he told NBA beat writers they may laugh at his pro career, but he feels a lot better on pay day.
 
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Pimpdaddycane said:
Listen. First off, all you questioning my canes loyalty may lick d-sak. If I must identify my favorite (or least detested) gator, I’ll choose Dwayne Schintzuis. That Big Mf beat a young dude down with a tennis racket with 7’2” leverage. Then he told NBA beat writers they may laugh at his pro career, but he feels a lot better on pay day.
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Lol. I don’t think anyone’s seriously doing that and you knew something would happen when you posted the original comment - you even said so. It’s actually been pretty mild.

Schintzius - wasn’t he the dude that looked like a lobster head?
 
Serious question....How long before Tebow comes out? Maybe after coaching? Or will it be if he’s struggling to win a senator race to get more votes? You know the dude is ***. That’s fine. I don’t care if he likes a BBC in his bunghole. The reason I’m revisiting this is he’s so similar to the bachelor dude that finally came out. I remember all the girls all over the dude. The truth is nobody, and I mean nobody, who is a straight 18-28 year old man, that has access to that much poon like Tebow and the bachelor dude did, is a virgin. It’s impossible. Miss freaking America leaves you because you won’t bang her... https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sa...ootball/tim-tebow-split-about-abstinence/amp/

How much longer before his “wife” lets the cat out of the bag?
 
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