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canesupremacy said:
Tebow was like marcus allen he always could fall forward to gain the one needed yard
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One of Kentucky’s LBs described tackling him as being like trying to stop a refrigerator that’s sliding down steps. Thankfully one of the cats actually got a clean shot on him in the backfield and knocked him out. I’ll not count this dude out as far as contributing in a TE role. I know that will be unpopular hear so troll at me dogs.
 
Pimpdaddycane said:
One of Kentucky’s LBs described tackling him as being like trying to stop a refrigerator that’s sliding down steps. Thankfully one of the cats actually got a clean shot on him in the backfield and knocked him out. I’ll not count this dude out as far as contributing in a TE role. I know that will be unpopular hear so troll at me dogs.
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At this age and point in life though?
 
I’m still not satisfied with our OL recruiting. Livingston is nice get but a project who is a TE who’ll be converting to tackle this year and will play that in college. After that, and this may sound dramatic, but Tyler Booker is our saving grace. If Hev fails to land him, our OL recruiting this cycle, surprise surprise, will probably be horrid. Only noteworthy OL considering us is Addison Nichols and he’s right in UGA’s backyard so there’s that.

You would think by year 4 and new HC would have an OL filled with guys he recruited by 3 of the 5 aren’t guys they recruited (one is from the portal that was at MSU with Mullen so I guess he doesn’t count but you get my drift).
 
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Pimpdaddycane said:
One of Kentucky’s LBs described tackling him as being like trying to stop a refrigerator that’s sliding down steps. Thankfully one of the cats actually got a clean shot on him in the backfield and knocked him out. I’ll not count this dude out as far as contributing in a TE role. I know that will be unpopular hear so troll at me dogs.
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So you think that a 34 year old man who hasn't played professional football in years is going to be as difficult to tackle as he was at the age of 20?

No need to troll you, dog, you just trolled yourself.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
So you think that a 34 year old man who hasn't played professional football in years is going to be as difficult to tackle as he was at the age of 20?

No need to troll you, dog, you just trolled yourself.
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I’ll set the O/u on touchdowns at 2 for the old guy. I feel your hate for him and can respect it due to his collegiate affiliation. I share it for all that is or ever was gator beside Tebow and Emmitt. I’ll enjoy watching this play out and recognize this story could be a dud non-starter. Most of these extreme comeback stories involve attempts after self-immolation. He’s taken care of himself so this one’s a bit different than most.
 
Pimpdaddycane said:
I’ll set the O/u on touchdowns at 2 for the old guy. I feel your hate for him and can respect it due to his collegiate affiliation. I share it for all that is or ever was gator beside Tebow and Emmitt. I’ll enjoy watching this play out and recognize this story could be a dud non-starter. Most of these extreme comeback stories involve attempts after self-immolation. He’s taken care of himself so this one’s a bit different than most.
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Yet another brain-dead post from another fake-Miami-fan desperate to give Tebow a rim-job.

I don't give a ****e about over/under on TDs, as that is something that is under Urban's control which he can force, regardless of how bad Tebow plays. For the love of god, William Perry scored a few touchdowns too, and that didn't make him a running back.

And stop playing some passive-aggressive game where you try to act like those of us who think this is a terrible idea are just "haters" of Tebow.

This is a bad idea because a 34 year old man who has never played this position is going to be trotted out as a PR stunt. The Jags might as well just sign Eddie Gaedel while they're at it.

Oh, but you're out here giving testimonials based on some comment from a college player from 15 years ago.

I just hope that Khalil Mack picks Tebow up during the pre-season and breaks his spine the way that Bane broke Batman's back, followed by the entire Bears defense taking turns sodomizing Tebow's lifeless body while Urban Meyer has a stroke on the sidelines. That would be the best possible outcome of this stupid PR stunt.
 
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Pimpdaddycane said:
I’ll set the O/u on touchdowns at 2 for the old guy. I feel your hate for him and can respect it due to his collegiate affiliation. I share it for all that is or ever was gator beside Tebow and Emmitt. I’ll enjoy watching this play out and recognize this story could be a dud non-starter. Most of these extreme comeback stories involve attempts after self-immolation. He’s taken care of himself so this one’s a bit different than most.
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Tebow and Emmitt are your favorite gaytors?

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