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Why do the gator fans care so much about their rankings? Its really like an insecurity... can you start a thread on swampgas and ask them?

We know they mean nothing... every year kids get over ranked or under ranked... its getting the right kid who fits your system that matters.


It's, quite honestly, one of the weirdest things going in the college sports interwebz world.

Look, if the Gaytors were winning championships with "only" Top 15 ranked recruiting classes, then, sure, there would be some interesting analysis to be done as to whether there is a systemic bias against ranking Gaytor recruits.

Instead, they are getting "only" Top 15 ranked recruiting classes AND they are finishing in the Top 15. So it sounds like EVERYTHING IS GOING AS EXPECTED. But, no, they want to call out sportswriters to "explain" the rankings when there is zero-point-zero evidence that the writers are incorrect in their assessments.

And while this "Zach" character is correct in recognizing that the Portal is changing recruiting rankings, he chooses to "fix" the Gaytors' rankings by merely adding extra guys onto the Gaytors' rankings, without doing ANYTHING ELSE to adjust for the impact of transfers.

Insane.
 
And while this "Zach" character is correct in recognizing that the Portal is changing recruiting rankings, he chooses to "fix" the Gaytors' rankings by merely adding extra guys onto the Gaytors' rankings, without doing ANYTHING ELSE to adjust for the impact of transfers.

Insane.

Is he insane, or is he pandering to his delusional and insecure base for clicks/e-prestige by purposely misleading the gullible into believing exactly what they were always going to believe anyway?






Actually, he's probably both.
 
Why do the gator fans care so much about their rankings? Its really like an insecurity... can you start a thread on swampgas and ask them?

We know they mean nothing... every year kids get over ranked or under ranked... its getting the right kid who fits your system that matters.

Little **** syndrome
 
They keep claiming they are the portal kings. Yet were criticizing Manny when he was taking advantage of it from it's inception.
They change their stance more than a politician depending on what serves their narrative better.
Perfect example below.
This was their narrative when they thought he was going to Georgia.
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Can someone please remind me why the gator sucks? It's been a couple of days.
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Please note that in this equation sigma = arrogance, i = the gap between UF's National Championships and Miami's National championships to the square root of the number of arrests from their best year, and iota represents their all-time losing record against Miami.
 
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Please note that in this equation sigma = arrogance, i = the gap between UF's National Championships and Miami's National championships to the square root of the number of arrests from their best year, and iota represents their all-time losing record against Miami.
Good sir, you have mathematically proven that the gator sucks. Kudos.
 
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I've decided to get an early start on the turds questions to the 247 staff about the 22 recruiting class and season:
**** Question 1:
Shouldn't all **** commits be Rated at least as high 4*?
247 **** Staff Writers Answer:
NO!! all **** commits should be at least 5* with most being 6*!!!
**** Question 2:
That One legged RB that committed shouldn't he be a 5*?
247 **** Staff writers Answer:
See answer to question 1!!!!
**** Question 3:
That One armed blind QB we're recruiting shouldn't he get a bump in rating since Dan Mullet is a God at QB development?
247 **** Staff writers Answer:
Yes!!! Dan is a God at evaluating QB's of course he should be bumped to a 7*
**** Question 4:
Why didn't espn list us in the top 10 pre season poll?
247 **** Staff writers Answer:
It's a conspiracy against the brand!!!
 
They keep claiming they are the portal kings. Yet were criticizing Manny when he was taking advantage of it from it's inception.
They change their stance more than a politician depending on what serves their narrative better.
Perfect example below.
This was their narrative when they thought he was going to Georgia.
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What am I looking at? I didn’t see him bashing the portal or saying the guy sucks.

@flagator86
 
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