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Cryptical Envelopment said:
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Please note that in this equation sigma = arrogance, i = the gap between UF's National Championships and Miami's National championships to the square root of the number of arrests from their best year, and iota represents their all-time losing record against Miami.
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Good sir, you have mathematically proven that the gator sucks. Kudos.
 
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I've decided to get an early start on the turds questions to the 247 staff about the 22 recruiting class and season:
**** Question 1:
Shouldn't all **** commits be Rated at least as high 4*?
247 **** Staff Writers Answer:
NO!! all **** commits should be at least 5* with most being 6*!!!
**** Question 2:
That One legged RB that committed shouldn't he be a 5*?
247 **** Staff writers Answer:
See answer to question 1!!!!
**** Question 3:
That One armed blind QB we're recruiting shouldn't he get a bump in rating since Dan Mullet is a God at QB development?
247 **** Staff writers Answer:
Yes!!! Dan is a God at evaluating QB's of course he should be bumped to a 7*
**** Question 4:
Why didn't espn list us in the top 10 pre season poll?
247 **** Staff writers Answer:
It's a conspiracy against the brand!!!
 
puertorricane said:
They keep claiming they are the portal kings. Yet were criticizing Manny when he was taking advantage of it from it's inception.
They change their stance more than a politician depending on what serves their narrative better.
Perfect example below.
This was their narrative when they thought he was going to Georgia.
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What am I looking at? I didn’t see him bashing the portal or saying the guy sucks.

@flagator86
 
I made this one special

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Cajuncane said:
There’s no one more delusional than the delusional UiF fan...
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I know I’m lying down on the job but now I’m fighting pneumonia from this COVID crud.Man everyone PLEASE wear your masks cause my wife and I thought we were being super safe and we still got it and we’re not sure how.
This stuff is nothing play with especially if you’re a little older and have had asthma or something similar in the past.

Sorry to interrupt Tears for this PSA but I thought it was important and would get the most views in here.

‘now back to rejoicing over the idiocy that is the Gaytor program..
 
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Cajuncane said:
I know I’m lying down on the job but now I’m fighting pneumonia from this COVID crud.Man everyone PLEASE wear your masks cause my wife and I thought we were being super safe and we still got it and we’re not sure how.
This stuff is nothing play with especially if you’re a little older and have had asthma or something similar in the past.

Sorry to interrupt Tears for this PSA but I thought it was important and would get the most views in here.

‘now back to rejoicing over the idiocy that is the Gaytor program..
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So sorry to hear.
 
Cajuncane said:
I know I’m lying down on the job but now I’m fighting pneumonia from this COVID crud.Man everyone PLEASE wear your masks cause my wife and I thought we were being super safe and we still got it and we’re not sure how.
This stuff is nothing play with especially if you’re a little older and have had asthma or something similar in the past.

Sorry to interrupt Tears for this PSA but I thought it was important and would get the most views in here.

‘now back to rejoicing over the idiocy that is the Gaytor program..
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Feel better and keep up the good fight Cane brother.
 
Cliffordk said:
So sorry to hear.
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Thanks my friend but we are almost through it.I’ve had asthma all my life so after I went through the 2 weeks of COVID it left me with the pneumonia.
Good news is the breathing treatments and the antibiotics are helping with the pneumonia and my wife is pretty much done with it.

I just don’t want anyone else to catch it cause they think it won’t effect them.It might not but if you have any underlying respiratory problems that crud is a *****.

Be Safe !!
 
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Cajuncane said:
I know I’m lying down on the job but now I’m fighting pneumonia from this COVID crud.Man everyone PLEASE wear your masks cause my wife and I thought we were being super safe and we still got it and we’re not sure how.
This stuff is nothing play with especially if you’re a little older and have had asthma or something similar in the past.

Sorry to interrupt Tears for this PSA but I thought it was important and would get the most views in here.

‘now back to rejoicing over the idiocy that is the Gaytor program..
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feel better soon bud
 
Cajuncane said:
I know I’m lying down on the job but now I’m fighting pneumonia from this COVID crud.Man everyone PLEASE wear your masks cause my wife and I thought we were being super safe and we still got it and we’re not sure how.
This stuff is nothing play with especially if you’re a little older and have had asthma or something similar in the past.

Sorry to interrupt Tears for this PSA but I thought it was important and would get the most views in here.

‘now back to rejoicing over the idiocy that is the Gaytor program..
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Prayers up Cajun 🙏
 
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Cajuncane said:
I know I’m lying down on the job but now I’m fighting pneumonia from this COVID crud.Man everyone PLEASE wear your masks cause my wife and I thought we were being super safe and we still got it and we’re not sure how.
This stuff is nothing play with especially if you’re a little older and have had asthma or something similar in the past.

Sorry to interrupt Tears for this PSA but I thought it was important and would get the most views in here.

‘now back to rejoicing over the idiocy that is the Gaytor program.
Cajuncane said:
Thanks my friend but we are almost through it.I’ve had asthma all my life so after I went through the 2 weeks of COVID it left me with the pneumonia.
Good news is the breathing treatments and the antibiotics are helping with the pneumonia and my wife is pretty much done with it.

I just don’t want anyone else to catch it cause they think it won’t effect them.It might not but if you have any underlying respiratory problems that crud is a *****.

Be Safe !!
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Hope you and the wife get well soon.
 
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Cajuncane said:
I know I’m lying down on the job but now I’m fighting pneumonia from this COVID crud.Man everyone PLEASE wear your masks cause my wife and I thought we were being super safe and we still got it and we’re not sure how.
This stuff is nothing play with especially if you’re a little older and have had asthma or something similar in the past.

Sorry to interrupt Tears for this PSA but I thought it was important and would get the most views in here.

‘now back to rejoicing over the idiocy that is the Gaytor program..
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Get well soon my friend. I've dealt with pneumonia and COVID this past year myself (not at the same time) and those 2 things aren't anything to be taken lightly. I was actually hospitalized with the pneumonia and am relatively young and healthy.

And in case anyone didn't know, the gators suck and will never be an elite program with Mullet.
 
Cajuncane said:
I know I’m lying down on the job but now I’m fighting pneumonia from this COVID crud.Man everyone PLEASE wear your masks cause my wife and I thought we were being super safe and we still got it and we’re not sure how.
This stuff is nothing play with especially if you’re a little older and have had asthma or something similar in the past.

Sorry to interrupt Tears for this PSA but I thought it was important and would get the most views in here.

‘now back to rejoicing over the idiocy that is the Gaytor program..
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Praying for you, brother. Neither COVID nor pneumonia is a joke, and I hope you are back to fighting strength soon.

Go Canes!
 
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