Tears Gator Tears

[Cajuncane]

There is no reason NOT to make a serious run of victories against those clowns.

F I F Y unless you meant there was no reason we should win against them which I doubt you did...

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Never claimed he wasnt a good flip. Just throwing it out there that the gators will ask for him to be bumped up

And I never said you did!

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Some friendly (even if unsolicited) and helpful tutoring for posting in Gator Tears...

When posting in Gator Tears, instead of porsting with (unwanted) objectivity that may appear complimentary of the Turds:

That's actually a good flip. He's a center and they are always rated lower than other positions. He has a good offer list, which supposedly includes UM.

That said, he's ranked like #900 in the country. It's going to be fun watching the Gator fans squirm over that fact.

Try posting with a little more animosity, disrespect, and vitriol towards the hated Turds:

He's ranked like #900 in the country. It's going to be fun watching the Gator fans squirm over that fact, followed by the inevitable crying to 247/Rivals to bump him to a 4*.

That said, the last time these guys had a center worth a **** get drafted Day 1-2, he spent all his free time sucking off a murderer most famous for "being *** for the stay."

For extra points, take an open and obvious shot at another rival (in this case, the CrimiNOLES) while you're at it:

He's ranked like #900 in the country. It's going to be fun watching the Gator fans squirm over that fact, followed by the inevitable crying to 247/Rivals to bump him to a 4*. Either way, the last time these guys had a center worth a **** get drafted Day 1-2, he spent all his free time sucking off a murderer most famous for "being *** for the stay."

That said, when your "flipping" any OL prospect foolish enough to commit to f$u in the first place, you know it's time too fold the program.

By keeping these simple posting tips in mind, I'm sure you'll enjoy a more rewarding Gator Tears experience. I know the rest of us will!

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Some friendly (even if unsolicited) and helpful tutoring for posting in Gator Tears...

When posting in Gator Tears, instead of porsting with (unwanted) objectivity that may appear complimentary of the Turds:



Try posting with a little more animosity, disrespect, and vitriol towards the hated Turds:



For extra points, take an open and obvious shot at another rival (in this case, the CrimiNOLES) while you're at it:



By keeping these simple posting tips in mind, I'm sure you'll enjoy a more rewarding Gator Tears experience. I know the rest of us will!

Point taken. It's fair because you don't know me and my lifelong hatred of the Gator, though if you look at my posts, I think the color will come through. Whoever UF is playing is my 2nd favorite team.

Anyway, I can't wait to watch them squirm about this kid's rating. Bring me thy tears.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Point taken. It's fair because you don't know me and my lifelong hatred of the Gator, though if you look at my posts, I think the color will come through. Whoever UF is playing is my 2nd favorite team.

Anyway, I can't wait to watch them squirm about this kid's rating. Bring me thy tears.

Much better.

 

[JD08]

Some friendly (even if unsolicited) and helpful tutoring for posting in Gator Tears...

When posting in Gator Tears, instead of porsting with (unwanted) objectivity that may appear complimentary of the Turds:



Try posting with a little more animosity, disrespect, and vitriol towards the hated Turds:



For extra points, take an open and obvious shot at another rival (in this case, the CrimiNOLES) while you're at it:



By keeping these simple posting tips in mind, I'm sure you'll enjoy a more rewarding Gator Tears experience. I know the rest of us will!

You should always include an example. For instance:

That's actually a good flip for a bunch of toothless meth-heads who live in the armpit of Florida.

 

[RVACane]

I’m so happy to see an amicable conclusion thank Gawd

 

[RVACane]

You should always include an example. For instance:

That's actually a good flip for a bunch of toothless meth-heads who live in the armpit of Florida.

Some of them were critical of it. They said he’s not that good.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

You should always include an example. For instance:

That's actually a good flip for a bunch of toothless meth-heads who live in the armpit of Florida.

That's a good one too. You can always improve a backhanded Gaytor compliment with a vicious Gaytor burn.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Some of them were critical of it. They said he’s not that good.

Yes, there are two branches of the Gaytor School of Delusion.

The "Hater" branch (any player who verbals to a non-SEC school is overrated) and the "Homer" branch (any player who verbals to the Gaytors deserves 4 or more stars).

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

You should always include an example. For instance:

That's actually a good flip for a bunch of toothless meth-heads who live in the armpit of Florida.

Go back and read all the quotes for extra lolz.
But yes, backhanded compliments are also approved. That's on the syllabus for the 200-level course.

 

[Canes2082]

Some of them were critical of it. They said he’s not that good.

Theyre tighter than us when it comes to spots left thats why and they think they just wasted it on a 3* center. They have 22 commits i believe now and theyre dream if landing the Palmetto guys is fading

 

[RVACane]

So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

 

[RVACane]

So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

Now I know nothing about football but I know that this doesn’t look good but damnit, SEC SEC SEC - Go gaytors - make him a 4 star!

 

[RickRollU]

So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

Dude got beat up by a 2023 kid (John Walker) and abused by Watson!
1st kid is a 2022 3*.

Def not a good showing for Slaughter. He’ll need S&C to work wonders for him to be more than serviceable after 3 years!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Now I know nothing about football but I know that this doesn’t look good but damnit, SEC SEC SEC - Go gaytors - make him a 4 star!

Gaytors coaches turn every 3-star into a 1st-rounder.

Or so the myth goes...

 

[RVACane]

Gaytors coaches turn every 3-star into a 1st-rounder.

Or so the myth goes...

Hevesy is to OL’s what Mullet is to QB’s. And have you heard about their S&C Coach? I’ll be back shortly. Stand by.

 

[RVACane]

 

[mirvin88]

So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

Keeping it

He looks ****** terrible

 

[IndayArtHauz]

So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

I was not prepared for how bad this is.