Tears Gator Tears

[RVACane]

Oh my god...this might be the funniest 4-post-sequence I've ever seen on Swamp 247. Pretty much sums up everything that has been wrong with Gaytor recruiting under Mullet.

And I thought this GATA BETA character was one of their insiders. This thread is about Arjei Henderson, one of the many Gaytor academic non-qualifiers over the past few years.


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[TheOriginalCane]

Meth? But they probably smoke it faster than a methhead can steal it.

Chess, not checkers. You can't steal my meth if I already smoked my meth.

Gaytor Logicz.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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OK, can someone help me figure this out? The Gaytors have, you know, a huge med school on their campus (in addition to an enormous, always-filled-to-capacity football stadium). Does the Gaytor recruiting staff do ANY medical due diligence AT ALL?

I realize that Miami has, sadly, lost a couple of very good football players due to injuries that ended their playing careers. But, those injuries were sustained while they were AT Miami, and the injuries came from PLAYING FOOTBALL.

But the Gaytors have had about five or six career-ending, pre-existing, non-football injuries. It's bizarre. From a statistical standpoint, either UiF is the unluckiest football program in the country...or they are the most negligent...or they are intentionally overlooking such conditions. I challenge anyone to tell me about any football program that, in a short span of time, has had more career-ending NON-FOOTBALL conditions.

Whatever you're doing, Gaytors, keep it up. It's brilliant. Those recruiting class rankings have never been more impressive.

Stay golden, Gaytorboy.

 

[DTP]

Glad to see some of the gators are actually on to Mullett’s recruiting shenanigans. It took them a few years but hey, they’re not the brightest bunch. It’s really just a page from the Al Golden recruiting handbook. Target academic non-qualifiers, guys with health concerns and legal issues. It’s easier to sign those guys because nobody else will. That way you can artificially boost your recruiting grade with guys who will never play for you. Yeah, it only hurts your program long term but short term optics are all that matters here

 

[Allabouttheu95]

Glad to see some of the gators are actually on to Mullett’s recruiting shenanigans. It took them a few years but hey, they’re not the brightest bunch. It’s really just a page from the Al Golden recruiting handbook. Target academic non-qualifiers, guys with health concerns and legal issues. It’s easier to sign those guys because nobody else will. That way you can artificially boost your recruiting grade with guys who will never play for you. Yeah, it only hurts your program long term but short term optics are all that matters here

What was that freak athletes name that golden took a commitment from days after signing day. Never made it on campus but man that kid had talent on the court and on field.

 

[Canes Legacy]

What was that freak athletes name that golden took a commitment from days after signing day. Never made it on campus but man that kid had talent on the court and on field.

Derrick Griffin

 

[avax]

FSU would have made the pole disappear

 

[TheOriginalCane]

What was that freak athletes name that golden took a commitment from days after signing day. Never made it on campus but man that kid had talent on the court and on field.

And let us never forget when Lesean "Shady" McCoy committed to Miami on National Signing Day. Yes, it really happened. Class of 2006.

 

[RVACane]

I can’t even press play to watch that. I just know what’s going to happen and it isn’t a happy ending.

 

[JG14]

Derrick Griffin

With the slightest bit of guidance that kid could have been a poor mans Mike Evan

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

I can’t even press play to watch that. I just know what’s going to happen and it isn’t a happy ending.

You’re a smart man, brother! My ******* is hurting after watching that guy annihilate his balls on that steel pole.

 

[JD08]

Natural selection explained in under 10 seconds.

 

[Canes Legacy]

With the slightest bit of guidance that kid could have been a poor mans Mike Evan

I remember being real disappointed he never made it. Mike Evans is a good comp.

 

[NicKane]

Blake is so full of it on Taylor. He knows **** well they aren’t getting him. Lol at “he’s still a bit all over the place (though) I don’t like my UF pick... there’s definitely more smoke with Miami...”

He’s feeding them smoke and mirrors to keep them paying that monthly fee! Lol better start call him Blake “Chris Angel” alderman.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I can’t even press play to watch that. I just know what’s going to happen and it isn’t a happy ending.

It's OK, there was no penetration.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

It's OK, there was no penetration.

Good lawd man, his ********s ruptured. I don’t doubt he paid a visit to a urologist or ER that day. That was brutal.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Good lawd man, his ********s ruptured. I don’t doubt he paid a visit to a urologist or ER that day. That was brutal.

I've watched every episode of Tosh.0, I have thick skin.

 

[Canes2082]

Gators just flipped a 3* center from FSU.

Im sure theyll want him bumped to a 4 *

 

[htownkidd]

It’s 2020 and FSU is still losing OL recruiting while we continue to load up on quality DL recruits. Beautiful.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gators just flipped a 3* center from FSU.

Im sure theyll want him bumped to a 4 *

Look, motherfvcker, Mullet is the "Center Whisperer", if he takes a center, then you know he has put a dozen centers into the NFL draft, and the kid should get an extra 3 to 5 stars JUST BECAUSE he was touched by the hand of Gawd Mullet, the Center Whisperer.

How dare you. How. Dare. You. Question. Gaytor Bumpz.

GAYTOR FLIPZ MACHINE IS ACTIVATED!