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JD08 · Jul 24, 2020

No_Fly_Zone said:
Some friendly (even if unsolicited) and helpful tutoring for posting in Gator Tears...

When posting in Gator Tears, instead of porsting with (unwanted) objectivity that may appear complimentary of the Turds:

Try posting with a little more animosity, disrespect, and vitriol towards the hated Turds:

For extra points, take an open and obvious shot at another rival (in this case, the CrimiNOLES) while you're at it:

By keeping these simple posting tips in mind, I'm sure you'll enjoy a more rewarding Gator Tears experience. I know the rest of us will!

You should always include an example. For instance:

That's actually a good flip for a bunch of toothless meth-heads who live in the armpit of Florida.

RVACane · Jul 24, 2020

I’m so happy to see an amicable conclusion thank Gawd

RVACane · Jul 24, 2020

JD08 said:
You should always include an example. For instance:

That's actually a good flip for a bunch of toothless meth-heads who live in the armpit of Florida.

Some of them were critical of it. They said he’s not that good.

TheOriginalCane · Jul 24, 2020

JD08 said:
You should always include an example. For instance:

That's actually a good flip for a bunch of toothless meth-heads who live in the armpit of Florida.

That's a good one too. You can always improve a backhanded Gaytor compliment with a vicious Gaytor burn.

TheOriginalCane · Jul 24, 2020

RVACane said:
Some of them were critical of it. They said he’s not that good.

Yes, there are two branches of the Gaytor School of Delusion.

The "Hater" branch (any player who verbals to a non-SEC school is overrated) and the "Homer" branch (any player who verbals to the Gaytors deserves 4 or more stars).

No_Fly_Zone · Jul 24, 2020

JD08 said:
You should always include an example. For instance:

That's actually a good flip for a bunch of toothless meth-heads who live in the armpit of Florida.

Go back and read all the quotes for extra lolz.
But yes, backhanded compliments are also approved. That's on the syllabus for the 200-level course.

Canes2082 · Jul 24, 2020

RVACane said:
Some of them were critical of it. They said he’s not that good.

Theyre tighter than us when it comes to spots left thats why and they think they just wasted it on a 3* center. They have 22 commits i believe now and theyre dream if landing the Palmetto guys is fading

RVACane · Jul 24, 2020

So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

RVACane · Jul 24, 2020

RVACane said:
So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

Now I know nothing about football but I know that this doesn’t look good but damnit, SEC SEC SEC - Go gaytors - make him a 4 star!

RickRollU · Jul 24, 2020

RVACane said:
So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

Dude got beat up by a 2023 kid (John Walker) and abused by Watson!
1st kid is a 2022 3*.

Def not a good showing for Slaughter. He’ll need S&C to work wonders for him to be more than serviceable after 3 years!

TheOriginalCane · Jul 24, 2020

RVACane said:
Now I know nothing about football but I know that this doesn’t look good but damnit, SEC SEC SEC - Go gaytors - make him a 4 star!

Gaytors coaches turn every 3-star into a 1st-rounder.

Or so the myth goes...

RVACane · Jul 24, 2020

TheOriginalCane said:
Gaytors coaches turn every 3-star into a 1st-rounder.

Or so the myth goes...

Hevesy is to OL’s what Mullet is to QB’s. And have you heard about their S&C Coach? I’ll be back shortly. Stand by.

RVACane · Jul 24, 2020

mirvin88 · Jul 24, 2020

RVACane said:
So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

Keeping it

He looks ****** terrible

IndayArtHauz · Jul 24, 2020

RVACane said:
So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

I was not prepared for how bad this is.

Cajuncane · Jul 24, 2020

RVACane said:
So on that Center UiF got a commit from....

Watch from the 1:15 to 2 minute marks. This is courtesy of my favorite gaytor who would’ve posted this in here if he could.

And this was his HIGHLIGHT film...

Ajcane8 · Jul 24, 2020

RVACane said:
Now I know nothing about football but I know that this doesn’t look good but damnit, SEC SEC SEC - Go gaytors - make him a 4 star!

Man. What that Watson whale did to this kid jeez.

Good news for the turds... it seems Watson will sign there when they whiff on LT - so they can just use this same footage to prove how much better Desmond “should be a 5*” Watson is compared to Leonard “not even a take” Taylor.