Tears Gator Tears

[Dghustla]

I love what I’m reading. Somehow the Gators are setting themselves up with a trap game to start the season. It’s almost unheard of.

Their players, fans and coaches are fools if they are hanging their hat on anything they saw on film last year.

 

[brcane1]

Anyone with access want to let this guy know that the ads are picked based on his browsing history?

 

[TRick72]

Posted in a thread about a possible home and home with us
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That last poster handle is “4thandJort”

 

[KG305]

I refuse to listen to that.

Cliff notes sir.

He prefaced it with a summary of the podcast in the link. I didn’t listen to the podcast itself either. Basically asking the question of if they should temper expectations this year after that **** show offseason.

 

[TRick72]

I found the guy you bet in here.

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Their Heisman hopeful Taco Hotdog had 0, that’s ZERO games over 300 yards last season and only 3 over 250. Those 3 were FSPOO, Vandy and Idaho. Yet they are going to beat us by 60.

 

[305407cane]

The 4th best receiver on bamas team is better than the best on Florida’s. These guys are nuts

 

[RVACane]

The 4th best receiver on bamas team is better than the best on Florida’s. These guys are nuts

They are the most entitled fanbase, without justification, that I’ve ever seen.

 

[SCarolina Ibis]

Their Heisman hopeful Taco Hotdog had 0, that’s ZERO games over 300 yards last season and only 3 over 250. Those 3 were FSPOO, Vandy and Idaho. Yet they are going to beat us by 60.

He also didn't make the all conference team & pff has him as the 8th best QB in the conference. He has no offensive line AND he was HORRIBLE against the blitz!

Nothing about him says "put 60 on UM". I'd be worried as **** if he was our QB. But I've yet to single a single gator fan acknowledge any of his issues.

 

[7thFloorDude]

Each day we get closer to 8/24 my addiction to gator tears grows exponentially. Carry on gentlemen, you're doing the Lords work

 

[RVACane]

Each day we get closer to 8/24 my addiction to gator tears grows exponentially. Carry on gentlemen, you're doing the Lords work

We appreciate the support!

 

[SpikeUM]

If the double wide was on a foundation then yeah its real estate. Otherwise...someone would have to secure a mortgage for just the value of the land which is possible cause the land isn't going to drive off when the mortgagor decides to default leaving the bank with just a topless crawlspace.

At least thats my understanding.

Either way...fvck all these gaytor fans and their not mortgage mortgages

You cant get a mortgage in the keys unless your home is built to Dade county code, which very few are, and no trailers are. If there is a mortgage involved, its from the seller or a private individual.

 

[UMinati]

I live like 20 minutes from Ocala in Dunnellon. I can believe the mobile home lots thing, lmfao.

You in Dunnellon? Man I gotta lot of family in that area (Thomas & Dixon).
I have property there too, cross the bridge by the railroad tracks, you know what I’m talking about.
Small world

 

[hoops156]

man reading this...i cannot wait till 8/25. the tears will be flowing

 

[hoops156]

You in Dunnellon? Man I gotta lot of family in that area (Thomas & Dixon).
I have property there too, cross the bridge by the railroad tracks, you know what I’m talking about.
Small world

what the **** lives out in dunnellon?

 

[mjl7atlas]

You in Dunnellon? Man I gotta lot of family in that area (Thomas & Dixon).
I have property there too, cross the bridge by the railroad tracks, you know what I’m talking about.
Small world

Yes, I live like 5 minutes from the Rainbow River

 

[UMinati]

what the **** lives out in dunnellon?

Don’t sleep on Dunnellon and Crystal River, did you see ‘Square Grouper’?

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IN NOVEMBER OF 1977, ASSISTED BY LOCAL AUTHORITIES, AGENTS OF OUR TAMPA OFFICE EXECUTED A SEARCH WARRANT ON A FARM IN DUNNELLON IN MARION COUNTY. THEY ARRESTED SIX INDIVIDUALS THERE AND THEY DISCOVERED APPROXIMATELY 25,000 LBS OF MARIJUANA SECRETED IN UNDERGROUND STORAGE BINS UNDERNEATH THE BARN. THERE WERE ROOMS UNDERGROUND. THAT'S WHAT IT AMOUNTED TO. LATER ON IN THE INVESTIGATION I DISCOVERED THAT THEY HAD RENTED A FRONT-END LOADER FOR THE PURPOSE OF DIGGING THE UNDERGROUND STOREROOMS AND THEN BUILDING A BARN ON TOP OF IT. THEY CAME AND THEY TOOK US AWAY. AND THEY TOOK OUR THINGS, TOOK OUR GANJA. Rather: THREE MONTHS LATER THE COAST GUARD BOARDED THIS 60' YACHT AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE CROSS FLORIDA BARGE CANAL IN CITRUS COUNTY.


ONBOARD THEY FOUND 20 TONS OF MARIJUANA. 16 PEOPLE WERE ARRESTED NEARBY INCLUDING KEITH GORDON– THE HEAD OF THE COPTIC CHURCH IN JAMAICA. Funes: WE CAME DOWN ON THEM EARLY THIS PARTICULAR MORNING AND THEY SCATTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE. AND WE ENDED UP WITH A YACHT, SEVERAL BUSES AND 19 TONS OF MARIJUANA. WELL, TODAY A GRAND JURY INDICTED 19 MEMBERS OF THE SECT, CHARGING THEM WITH OPERATING A NATIONWIDE MARIJUANA SMUGGLING OPERATION. THE INDICTMENT ALLEGED THEY USED EIGHT OCEANGOING VESSELS, OPERATED THROUGH AT LEAST FIVE CORPORATIONS AND HAD MADE A FORTUNE IN THE SMUGGLING OPERATION.

 

[Cash]

Their Heisman hopeful Taco Hotdog had 0, that’s ZERO games over 300 yards last season and only 3 over 250. Those 3 were FSPOO, Vandy and Idaho. Yet they are going to beat us by 60.

There’s going to be two different reactions by the Gators fans on 8/25.
1. Man Miami’s defense is as good as Clemson and Bama combined

2. Man we suck, Fire Mullen’s

 

[mirvin88]

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“Someone tell me who on the Avengers is really that powerful.”

Isn't Trevon Hill one of the top senior prospects this season?

 

[TrueFloridian]

The most heralded thread of CIS history is getting derailed. This has been our morning coffee for the better part of a year. Stop letting single wide lifers get in our way.

I want moar info on the fat gator leg injury. WTF do they make his crutches out of anyway? I know the gator can’t afford Dade county pine. For the single wide living, toothless, inbred, mullet haired, jort wearing, meth smoking population in Gainesville...Dade county pine is the hardest wood to ever exist in FL. It’s exactly like the one you’re going to feel next Saturday.

 

[OrangeBowlMagic]

Something to monitor here....at the beginning of camp they had 3 guys playing their nose spot.

Kyree Campbell - hurt his groin the other day and I don’t believe he’s practicing

Elijah Conliffe - rumored to be injured and not playing against us

Tedarrelle Slaton - rumored to be suspended

****. They already don’t have great depth or talent at their 3T spot. Polite is in the league. Maybe just maybe the young bucks on our OL can do something.