This is a serious dilemma for me. On the one hand, I detest and loathe the lizard and wish anyone who decides to wear that logo ill. On the other hand, I have no respect for a person who decides to be a glorified land pirate (and in gaynesville, the land pirates are especially aggressive and sneaky).
But in all seriousness, that SA was way out of line. He's trying to equivocate an unwanted touching during an adversarial and tense encounter to a pat on the shoulder. If I am the PD in Alachua County, I am trying like **** to read that statement into the record in every simple battery case the State tries to prosecute while this SA holds the position.