Captain Uberpants
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That’s cute, that one guy thinks they are winning 7 games.
Lol I read that and was dyingI love this sentence:
"It's been shown that DM just straight up doesn't lose when he has equal or better talent."
What insanity.
First, WHEN had "it been shown"? When?
Second, isn't it the job of every head football coach EVER to, you know, NOT LOSE when you have superior talent? Is this some sort of Gaytor Logicz trick or something? "Mullet only loses when he has inferior talent"? Again, I point out that we have had a load of **** shoveled at us that says Mullet is some sort of coaching genius.
Every time I think I have seen Gaytor fans hit rock bottom, another tidbit of genius like this one gets posted.
Wow. Just...wow....
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Throw on some Chuck Taylor's and watch your youth come back. Last time I wore boat shoes were Sperry Docksiders...in 1983 or 84.
By the way, whats the appropriate footwear for jorts...black leather lace up boots? I'm thinking in the Village People context.
Absolutely not ! If I saw a dude wearing square toes and jorts at the same time, my square toes would get stuck in his ***.
If Quance keeps being so logical they’re going to revoke his Jorts rights
Lol... This gaytard started a thread and answered his own question. Looks like Big Bro helped set him straight...
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LMAO... 4thAndJort clowning them again. Reminds me of Sam Kinnison to Rodney Dangerfield in the movie Back to School drilling Rodney on why MacArthur didn't take China during WWII: "Good answer!"
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Throw on some Chuck Taylor's and watch your youth come back. Last time I wore boat shoes were Sperry Docksiders...in 1983 or 84.
By the way, whats the appropriate footwear for jorts...black leather lace up boots? I'm thinking in the Village People context.
LOL, I actually used to work for the company that made Docksiders, and spent a miserable month in 1982 in the Indonesian jungle auditing the plant. I did get a free pair in every color though......
p.s. My wife threw all of that out (and my disco shoes) when we got married.....
She let you keep the jorts though, right?

No words , wow .....just wow
This is literally worst than what Golden ever did here. Holy god.