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[OriginalGatorHater]

Who in the **** wears boat shoes anymore?

***aloons.

 

[Salt]

Is it a big deal that nobody committed following Friday Night Lights? - Read and Reaction

This article is hilarious.

Basically, the Gaytors recruiting class won't get any better after Friday Night Lights-Off. The Gaytors recruiting class won't get any better after August 1. And the Gaytors recruiting class won't get any better after the season starts.

I love it.


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10 years since they have had no one commit during Friday Night Lights. So, yeah, logically it will get better when your baseline is 0.

 

[OriginalGatorHater]

Just noticed the colored bar scheme for the up/down votes...not going to lie, trying to search through threads with the quickness just to see Brock's ...chit probably looking like a stop sign it's so red...Lmao....

They aren't 100% accurate. Tetratard still has a bit of green on his.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Send to Bolivia and make him fight the chainsaw wielding midgets...

Only real men like me, @RVACane, and @Cane Dynasty have been able to make it through.

Those were the good old days.

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

LOL... Like that gaytor is iconic...

 

[d--1]

LOL... Like that gaytor is iconic...

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That last comment is one of my favorites in this whole thread. Short and to the point, but completely loaded with years of delusion. And now, when that delusional world view is being called into question, he's basically doubling down on it.

 

[GirthQuake]

This is beautiful .. wow I already can’t wait for sept 2nd let alone next year when we Bukkake them

 

[Corch Enamelstain]

I really need to change my profile pic. Mullet makin butter teeth look like Vince Lombardi.

 

[Corch Enamelstain]

It’s all very exciting.

 

[Zbrod95]

LOL... Like that gaytor is iconic...

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(Whispers)

That’s because it didn’t mean anything before you f**king idiot.

 

[TRick72]

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If Quance keeps being so logical they’re going to revoke his Jorts rights

 

[caneallday21]

anytime i read dumb **** om here Gaytor fans will cheer me right up

 

[Rellyrell]

It’s all very exciting.

Tag, ur it! Lol!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I love this sentence:

"It's been shown that DM just straight up doesn't lose when he has equal or better talent."

What insanity.

First, WHEN had "it been shown"? When?

Second, isn't it the job of every head football coach EVER to, you know, NOT LOSE when you have superior talent? Is this some sort of Gaytor Logicz trick or something? "Mullet only loses when he has inferior talent"? Again, I point out that we have had a load of **** shoveled at us that says Mullet is some sort of coaching genius.

Every time I think I have seen Gaytor fans hit rock bottom, another tidbit of genius like this one gets posted.

Wow. Just...wow....


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[kryptonite]

He's gonna be "used like Hernandez." Like he was in prison?

 

[Mikep]

Who in the **** wears boat shoes anymore?

Some of us fat white guys

 

[RVACane]

That last comment is one of my favorites in this whole thread. Short and to the point, but completely loaded with years of delusion. And now, when that delusional world view is being called into question, he's basically doubling down on it.

Gott **** you hit the nail on the head. When they talk about how recruiting sucks but they'll flip kids after their successful season, they're doubling down on what will be a failure of a season and a battle to flip kids from Vandy.

 

[RVACane]

Some of us fat white guys

Throw on some Chuck Taylor's and watch your youth come back. Last time I wore boat shoes were Sperry Docksiders...in 1983 or 84.

By the way, what's the appropriate footwear for jorts...black leather lace up boots? I'm thinking in the Village People context.

 

[RVACane]

Lol... This gaytard started a thread and answered his own question. Looks like Big Bro helped set him straight...

LMAO... 4thAndJort clowning them again. Reminds me of Sam Kinnison to Rodney Dangerfield in the movie Back to School drilling Rodney on why MacArthur didn't take China during WWII: "Good answer!"