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[Torocane]

So even more strange math and speadsheets being used in lieu of moonshine since they are running out of it trying to achieve intoxicated rationality. It's amazing how many excuses they can come up with.

GAYtor logiz calculator

 

[Torocane]

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cajuncane]

GAYtor logiz calculator

That’s that new math being worked at its finest....

 

[423Hurricane]

You can't even make this **** up. Mullet is killing himself on the recruiting trail. I can only imagine the gears turning in Mullets pea brain before he said this. "This young ***** boy would love to be compared to a thug. They all want to be thugs. I know I will tell him he will be the next Hernandez."

He's gonna be "used like Hernandez." Like he was in prison?

 

[Torocane]

That’s that new math being worked at its finest....

Yep! When the logic doesn't add up just hit the GAYtor logicz button and BOOM! Instant delusion

 

[Cajuncane]

He's gonna be "used like Hernandez." Like he was in prison?

No on those drive bys on the interstates....

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Idk that I’d call him successful

Unless you consider being a serial murderer who ends up getting banged by guys in jail successful, then he was a great success!

 

[Cajuncane]

Unless you consider being a serial murderer who ends up getting banged by guys in jail successful, then he was a great success!

Well he was damned successful in fcking up his life...so there’s that

 

[SCarolina Ibis]

Lol.. its like Mullet declared mission accomplished the second he got the Ufag job and just gave up. He quit recruiting. His team is predicted to finish 3rd or 4th in the sec east and Vegas has them at 7 or 8 wins. But he doesn't care. So here Mullen is, taking awkward pictures, talking about the brand and telling kids he'll use them like Aaron Hernandez. It borders on sabotage.. and I love it!

 

[TRick72]

Well he successfully offed himself , he deserves credit for that

He also had a pretty good run of successfully getting away with murder there for a bit.

 

[Canes2082]

 

[Canes2082]

 

[Captain Uberpants]

I was awaiting the flip comment. Classic.

 

[MotoSniper]

Just noticed the colored bar scheme for the up/down votes...not going to lie, trying to search through threads with the quickness just to see Brock's ...chit probably looking like a stop sign it's so red...Lmao....

 

[MotoSniper]

Unless you consider being a serial murderer who ends up getting banged by guys in jail successful, then he was a great success!

It's a Bang-Hang type play, bro...

 

[Zbrod95]

Derail gator tears and face the fiddler

Send to Bolivia and make him fight the chainsaw wielding midgets...

Only real men like me, @RVACane, and @Cane Dynasty have been able to make it through.

 

[Zbrod95]

Jort bros

Who in the **** wears boat shoes anymore?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

He's gonna be "used like Hernandez." Like he was in prison?

It's truly disturbing. Mullet has gone from telling recruits they would be the "next Percy Harvin" to telling recruits they would be the "next Aaron Hernandez".

Does that d!psh!t even think about the words that are about to come out of his mouth?

I thought I wanted McSharkfvcker to be coaching the Gaytors when we next play them, but I am FIIIIIIINE with Mullet at the helm.


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[TheOriginalCane]

Who in the **** wears boat shoes anymore?

Two guys who are about to be "used like Aaron Hernandez".


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[Salt]

Who in the **** wears boat shoes anymore?

Seriously. Everyone knows you don't need boat shoes.