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Gators1532
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The biggest thing that shows me that Mullen and this staff don't have a F'ing clue what they're doing is when Mullen retweeted Mycah Pittmans pre Announcement tweet, he and the staff Actually thought we had a chance to get Pittman despite the fact that every single recruitnik alive knew that Pittman was Oregon Bound except are Coaching staff! That's UnF'ingBelieveable to me! This point alone should worry the **** out of all us who follow Gator Football Recruiting and for those who think Dan knows what he's doing and that he's on top of things and that things are gonna turn around, because this shows me that he truly isn't on top of things and that he better get a clue quick because he's also about to become the 1st Coach in 13 years since FNL started to not get 1 single commitment from the incoming class that again is UnF'ingBelieveable! Let the it's only July, wait till the season starts, I'm not a real fan and I'm just a troll crowd begin to defend Mullen and bash me starting now!
 
BALLHAWKU said:
Will anybody have the balls
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. Even shark rapist never had them in such a pit of misery. I can't wait until we murder them on 8/31/19 to start the season. They'll all be calling for his head. There's no way they'll be able to upgrade those outdated facilities with another buyout. This is a beautiful cycle that's snowballing.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
This is so sad. “Big time recruit” ....

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This “big time recruit” is a low 3 star QB barely completing 50% of his passes, with as many interceptions as touchdown passes.

The best part is he’s from a high school in Gainesville. The turds are now calling low 3 stars from tiny high schools in their own little fūcking hellhole of a town “big time recruits”.

Can you smell the flop sweat? Can you sense the desperation?

Good gawd, their Friday night lights is an absolute disaster.
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I really love that they are calling their recruiting class "Gator Gang XX".

You have to commit a crime to join the gang.

Or you have to film a *** ****.

And they came up with this gem after "All Bite".

Gaytor Tears will never end.



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BALLHAWKU said:
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Some gems from the "Will anybody have the balls" thread:

gatordavis23
  • (4236)
  • 118 months
Jul 27, 8:19 AM

ridgesterns said... (original post)
to ask CDM tonight why we are so far behind in recruiting?​
Even if they did, what do you think the answer would be? Mullen realizes recruiting is incredibly important, and has poured a ton of resources into it. Unlike a lot of schools, his support staff is almost entirely geared towards recruiting as opposed to breaking down game/practice film. I'm sure he's disappointed with the results so far. Or, maybe he's not because he actually talks to the kids and has a sense about where they are really going to sign, verbal commitments notwithstanding. Who knows, but I know you won't get the answer you are looking for.

OK, Miami fans, let's sum up this guy who has been on the UF boards for a DECADE. He thinks that Mullet's staff is "almost entirely geared towards recruiting as opposed to breaking down game/practice film". This statement is stunning on its own. First, all the UF fans have been trying to convince the world that Mullet is a good gameday coach, an offensive genius, and now we are supposed to believe that his entire staff is not preparing for the season so much as data-mining every recruit's social media sites. Then this poster goes nuts when he implies that Mullet is aware a bunch of recruits are going to flip to the Gaytors, you know, "verbal commitments notwithstanding".

Then Goldkamp posts this gem of a quote from Mullet:

"I don't know if the brand is damaged as (much as) the brand has not been updated. I think the brand is the brand we thought. The brand was great so we didn't change it and we left the brand as it was...In today's world it is always changing and we need to be sure we're constantly working and improving the brand to make it better. New Coke, (ya know?). Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's not. They tried to make a change, they went bad."

Holy crap, I don't even know WHAT to say about that. After all, it was just a few days ago that Mullet was bragging about his nationwide "Gaytor brand".

Finally, there was THIS poster:

Stampagolfer
  • (1162)
  • 67 months
14 hours agovia Mobile

wearetheboys said... (original post)
This is just the new “well Mac is better than Muschamp!!!”
Okay? Cool point?​
I think the point is that we hired the best coach available. Was there another coach we wanted that we could’ve gotten that we knew would do a better job?

Miami fans, have these Gaytors all hit their heads and given themselves amnesia? Have they forgotten how they botched their pitch to Scott Frost? I mean, after all, that loser Frost and his batch of non-SEC coaches must be terrible, right, as Nebraska only has the #31 ranked recruiting class at this time...

Right? RIGHT???


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Gators1532
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The biggest thing that shows me that Mullen and this staff don't have a F'ing clue what they're doing is when Mullen retweeted Mycah Pittmans pre Announcement tweet, he and the staff Actually thought we had a chance to get Pittman despite the fact that every single recruitnik alive knew that Pittman was Oregon Bound except are Coaching staff! That's UnF'ingBelieveable to me! This point alone should worry the **** out of all us who follow Gator Football Recruiting and for those who think Dan knows what he's doing and that he's on top of things and that things are gonna turn around, because this shows me that he truly isn't on top of things and that he better get a clue quick because he's also about to become the 1st Coach in 13 years since FNL started to not get 1 single commitment from the incoming class that again is UnF'ingBelieveable! Let the it's only July, wait till the season starts, I'm not a real fan and I'm just a troll crowd begin to defend Mullen and bash me starting now!
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................. just wanted to insert all of the periods this guy didn’t use.....
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
I really love that they are calling their recruiting class "Gator Gang XX".

You have to commit a crime to join the gang.

Or you have to film a *** ****.

And they came up with this gem after "All Bite".

Gaytor Tears will never end.



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"You have to commit a crime to join the gang.

Or you have to film a *** ****."

Answer is all of the above
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Is it a big deal that nobody committed following Friday Night Lights? - Read and Reaction

This article is hilarious.

Basically, the Gaytors recruiting class won't get any better after Friday Night Lights-Off. The Gaytors recruiting class won't get any better after August 1. And the Gaytors recruiting class won't get any better after the season starts.

I love it.


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So even more strange math and speadsheets being used in lieu of moonshine since they are running out of it trying to achieve intoxicated rationality. It's amazing how many excuses they can come up with.
 
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