Tears Gator Tears

[classiccane12]

Good god.

Mullet reeks of desperation, *****, creepy, incompetent, and insincere fake used care salesman with phony *** smile all in one shot. Chris Steele looks like he’d rather be getting a root canal and an ***** rather than standing near that bag of ****.

To be fair, that makes him fit in with UF boosters nicely.

 

[Rellyrell]

Them boys jumping their way into another disappointing season lol

#15 has 0 boosties! Lol

 

[Rellyrell]

The Gators don’t deserve to be sponsored by Jordan Brand. I know Adidas has helped the Canes a ton with money and all that but Miami should be the Jordan school in the state.

Even if it’s not Miami, just not Florida. Maybe FAU or something.

No lie; when I saw the deal, I said the same exact thing!

 

[NicKane]

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Mullet in a B-boy stance with Chris Steele???

Dude is such a douchebag!!! This just keeps getting better and better. Doesn’t he realize kids clown this kind of fake boy acting ****. I’m telling you guys, Mcteef of course had a big lead but Mullet has been fast out of the gate and making up ground! Lol

 

[RVACane]

I just had a vision of Mullet busting out wack gaytor rhymes in the style of Sugar Hill Gang at Friday Night Bites...and it got tweeted out by recruits in video format. Man would that elevate this thread to McSharkfukker levels.

 

[RVACane]

And for all of you old guys like me, we're on page Lemmon....714

 

[Torocane]

They went full Al Golden. You NEVER go full Al Golden!

Yep...the team starts taking *** pictures you have officially hit Al Golden level. It's the level beneath bottom.

 

[Torocane]

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No mere mortal recruit can resist the temptation of the vaunted gaytor flip.

How delusional do you have to be to think you can just flip a kid on command!
Also how is a playoff team a lower destination that the dumpster fire in GAYinsville? GAYtor logiz I guess.

 

[Torocane]

Another "realistic Gaytor target" down the drain...


All part of the long term GAYtor flip strategyz














UNTIL HE FLIPS!!!


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[Torocane]

Oklahoma would beat Florida by 5 touchdowns if they played week 1. Gator fans are acting like he didn't choose the much better football team.

I know !!!!!
Like he went to the lesser team!

 

[Torocane]

Good god.

Mullet reeks of desperation, *****, creepy, incompetent, and insincere fake used car salesman with phony *** smile all in one shot. Chris Steele looks like he’d rather be getting a root canal and an ***** rather than standing near that bag of ****.

That face is just creepy

 

[kryptonite]

Good god.

Mullet reeks of desperation, *****, creepy, incompetent, and insincere fake used car salesman with phony *** smile all in one shot. Chris Steele looks like he’d rather be getting a root canal and an ***** rather than standing near that bag of ****.

Is it a bad thing that I think al had more dignity than mullet?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Is it a bad thing that I think al had more dignity than mullet?

I don't know if it's good or bad, but it's TRUE.


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[OriginalGatorHater]

And for all of you old guys like me, we're on page Lemmon....714

 

[Zbrod95]

How do you take 10 to 15 of those pills a day and not have a coronary?

 

[RVACane]

How do you take 10 to 15 of those pills a day and not have a coronary?

Are those things still around?

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

How do you take 10 to 15 of those pills a day and not have a coronary?

A coronary?

More like respiratory depression and death.

You already know this, but it’s amazing what habituation does. Take any opiate, from morphine to fentanyl, and give the maintenance dose of someone that’s addicted to someone that’s never had it, and watch them die in 15-30 minutes.

 

[OriginalGatorHater]

Are those things still around?

According to the Wolf of Wall Street the Lemons are no longer made. I have never heard of Quaaludes besides that movie so I highly doubt they are still around. The popular prescription drugs now are Xanax, Perks, Oxys, and Lean.

 

[OriginalGatorHater]

 

[RVACane]

Denial