Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

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Let's not forget that Moses wandered the desert for 40 years and he died before making it to the Promised Land.

 

[kryptonite]

Let's not forget that Moses wandered the desert for 40 years and he died before making it to the Promised Land.

So 30 years until their next NC? Bit optimistic, but I guess anything's possible.

 

[pacusmc]

He needs a manna machine!!

 

[kryptonite]

Michigan hired Jim McElwain and used the weirdest stats about his ‘explosive’ Florida offense to make it sound cool



High Points:

"If McElwain’s units were “explosive” at Florida, that’s only insofar as they resembled a raging ball of fire exploding out of a dumpster."

"One of the stats Michigan’s bio doesn’t mention is “points,” which is because McElwain’s offenses didn’t score a lot of them."

"You could argue that the ball coming out of any quarterback’s hand is “explosive” from a force-acting-on-mass perspective, but I’m not sure I see the relevance."

"Florida having six different multi-TD pass-catchers in 2016. Spoiler: Three of those receivers had exactly two TD catches. The other three had three."


https://www.sbnation.com/college-fo...wain-michigan-wide-receivers-coach-hired-2018

 

[cubin10]

Michigan hired Jim McElwain and used the weirdest stats about his ‘explosive’ Florida offense to make it sound cool



High Points:

"If McElwain’s units were “explosive” at Florida, that’s only insofar as they resembled a raging ball of fire exploding out of a dumpster."

"One of the stats Michigan’s bio doesn’t mention is “points,” which is because McElwain’s offenses didn’t score a lot of them."

"You could argue that the ball coming out of any quarterback’s hand is “explosive” from a force-acting-on-mass perspective, but I’m not sure I see the relevance."

"Florida having six different multi-TD pass-catchers in 2016. Spoiler: Three of those receivers had exactly two TD catches. The other three had three."


https://www.sbnation.com/college-fo...wain-michigan-wide-receivers-coach-hired-2018

Now that is ****en funny. On Calloway, didn't he go to HS with Walton. Says it all

 

[Drewny1]

Let's not forget that Moses wandered the desert for 40 years and he died before making it to the Promised Land.

No he was barred from the Promise Land because he stopped following Gods Commands.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

No he was barred from the Promise Land because he stopped following Gods Commands.

So nothing I said was incorrect.

Besides, the Gaytors stopped following God's commands a long time ago.

 

[kryptonite]

Mullet took a tour of Clempson's facilities and only one gayter fan had the sense to realize that sending your HC to drool over another school's facilities is pathetic.

 

[kryptonite]

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

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Or they could do like Aaron Hernandez and Reggie Nelson and pull their Glocks and play target practice with citizens stopped at a red light - to pass the time in Gainesville.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Or they could do like Aaron Hernandez and Reggie Nelson and pull their Glocks and play target practice with citizens stopped at a red light - to pass the time in Gainesville.

It is the height of arrogance and insanity for someone to claim that there is "NOTHING" to do in Clemson, and then claim that Gainesville is somehow different.

Good lord, at least at Clemson, you can drive into downtown Greenville, which is very nice. There is NOTHING close to Gainesville for nearly 100 miles.

 

[RVACane]

Mullet took a tour of Clempson's facilities and only one gayter fan had the sense to realize that sending your HC to drool over another school's facilities is pathetic.


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Mullet's leading them to the promised land. Lol.

 

[BigPingCane]

It is the height of arrogance and insanity for someone to claim that there is "NOTHING" to do in Clemson, and then claim that Gainesville is somehow different.

Good lord, at least at Clemson, you can drive into downtown Greenville, which is very nice. There is NOTHING close to Gainesville for nearly 100 miles.

Gainesville is a sh!+hole city........

 

[AG2]

Corral tweeted “You don’t understand how bad I want this..” and a Gator fan asked “How bad”

Here’s Corral response:

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Corral tweeted “You don’t understand how bad I want this..” and a Gator fan asked “How bad”

Here’s Corral response:

His next line:

"I had to put in the same context as yours, so it made sense."

 

[Brooklyndee]

It is the height of arrogance and insanity for someone to claim that there is "NOTHING" to do in Clemson, and then claim that Gainesville is somehow different.

Good lord, at least at Clemson, you can drive into downtown Greenville, which is very nice. There is NOTHING close to Gainesville for nearly 100 miles.

There is raiford... Something about death row protests when another execution stay gets granted.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Or they could do like Aaron Hernandez and Reggie Nelson and pull their Glocks and play target practice with citizens stopped at a red light - to pass the time in Gainesville.

Yeah, but Hernandez didn't hang around.

. . . . oops!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

There is raiford... Something about death row protests when another execution stay gets granted.

I know that area well, my sister went to UF and I got my graduate tax law degree from UF. ****, Starke/Raiford is a half-an-hour or more from campus (there are 3 well-documented speed traps on US 301 - in Waldo, Starke, and Lawtey).

Still...Gainesville is a big nothing as far as things to do. ****, the movie "Doc Hollywood" (where Michael J. Fox gets stranded in a backwards country town) was filmed 10 minutes south of Gainesville in Micanopy.

Good lord, I hate Gaines-*******-ville and Talla-*******-hassee...

 

[Brooklyndee]

I know that area well, my sister went to UF and I got my graduate tax law degree from UF. ****, Starke/Raiford is a half-an-hour or more from campus (there are 3 well-documented speed traps on US 301 - in Waldo, Starke, and Lawtey).

Still...Gainesville is a big nothing as far as things to do. ****, the movie "Doc Hollywood" (where Michael J. Fox gets stranded in a backwards country town) was filmed 10 minutes south of Gainesville in Micanopy.

Good lord, I hate Gaines-*******-ville and Talla-*******-hassee...

Yeah. I been through there a few times. Had an old friend that was on death row there.

 

[SpikeUM]

Gainesville is the worst of all. At least TLH has good restaurants due to the lobbyists.