Tears Gator Tears

[TRick72]

Who got better, who got worse, who made history in Week 2

Kentucky Wildcats
Progress: 31 furlongs

Oh, you thought Kansas' streak-breaking win was big? Try this one on for size: Kentucky beat Florida for the first time in 31 years. Just think of all that has happened in that span: Jared Lorenzen, Steve Spurrier, Tim Tebow, three UK hoops championships, a Jim McElwain shark meme ... it has literally been a lifetime for a whole bunch of Wildcats fans. In fact, go ahead, Kentucky. Celebrate by doing the Dan Mullen dance.

And they had Steve Spurrier in attendance last night. The look of horror and embarrassment on his face that he tried hiding behind a fake smirk was priceless. Looked like he was going to go to the sideline, throw his visor at Mullet and bench him.

 

[kryptonite]

My hot tub is filled with GAYtor tears this morning and it feels so good.

Dude. Getting those tears on your junk will make you ghey for sure. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Torocane]

Dude. Getting those tears on your junk will make you ghey for sure. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Lol good advice!

 

[Hurracanes]

I come for recruiting updates and can’t get out of the Gators and Noles tears threads.

 

[kryptonite]

Surprised they haven’t cranked up the good old recruiting calculator!

Jeez man, hold your horses. As soon as these gals get the vacuum tubes back in there they'll get it fired back up.

 

[Zbrod95]

Gatorchomp813 knows wtf hes talking about......about waiting 3 years when u know u got the wrong guy. That **** sucks so bad, but its UF so that means this thread will be gold for 3 years and beyond.

Oh yea...he’s going to be there the full contract too. They can’t afford to pay two buyouts.

 

[Zbrod95]

LOLOLOL...I saw that kid playing on returns too.

Yup, kid actually has some talent...we even recruited him.

 

[Zbrod95]

That would be an insult to North Carolina A&T, who would beat Florida by a couple scores at this point.

And JMU and maybe Grambling...don’t know if they’re fully back but I heard they’re really good again.

 

[Cajuncane]

Jeez man, hold your horses. As soon as these gals get the vacuum tubes back in there they'll get it fired back up.

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This must be what the inside of the **** Tear bottling plant looks like

 

[Cajuncane]

Was going to have cinnamon rolls for breakfast this morning but with all these sweet Gaytor Tears for my coffee I was afraid I’d get diabetes....

 

[Torocane]

Jeez man, hold your horses. As soon as these gals get the vacuum tubes back in there they'll get it fired back up.

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You are right. Those complex GAYtor mathz calculations take time and will blow the tubes:

 

[TheUBack]

Feleipe Franks. Jesus man. Franks make Rosier look accurate hahahha

 

[Torocane]

Feleipe Franks. Jesus man. Franks make Rosier look accurate hahahha

Nah man...according to the GAYtor fans all he needs are some QB whispers and he will be a heismanz winner

 

[305407cane]

Nole and gator tears yesterday was one for the ages

 

[RVACane]

Just thought I'd revisit this thread of theirs from a week ago. How'd it age for em?

Lol at all the post-Charleston Southern chest beating.

 

[mjl7atlas]

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

Just thought I'd revisit this thread of theirs from a week ago. How'd it age for em?

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Lol at all the post-Charleston Southern chest beating.

Lol at whoever tf this is. Contribute something then.

 

[pcitycane]

It's always great to be a hater of the gator

 

[RVACane]