Tears Gator Tears

[Captain Uberpants]

Watching that train wreck live last night is by far the best moment of this young season so far.

 

[ShadowSpring]

They got players transferring after a loss lol

LOLOLOL...I saw that kid playing on returns too.

 

[kryptonite]

One day both he and willie will discover that dancing has very little to do with football. Until then...

 

[kryptonite]

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“***** Monster”...I keep thinking this can’t get any better, but here we are.

 

[Rellyrell]

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Sorry, wouldn’t Dan be considered the HB”I”C (Head Bozo IN Charge) HBC means Historical Black College....which is very appropriate since UF plays like one.

 

[Rellyrell]

They got players transferring after a loss lol

So where’s their class rank now, boys?

 

[DB4]

Just wait till they flip Mark Pope though.

 

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[RVACane]

Sorry, wouldn’t Dan be considered the HB”I”C (Head Bozo IN Charge) HBC means Historical Black College....which is very appropriate since UF plays like one.

Who this guy???

I had a different B word in mind but from the looks of this pic, I think you nailed it.

 

[Torocane]

Just wait till they flip Mark Pope though.

We will be lucky if they only flipz Pope. Silvera will be flipz too.

 

[DB4]

Sorry, wouldn’t Dan be considered the HB”I”C (Head Bozo IN Charge) HBC means Historical Black College....which is very appropriate since UF plays like one.

That would be an insult to North Carolina A&T, who would beat Florida by a couple scores at this point.

 

[Torocane]

So where’s their class rank now, boys?

Surprised they haven’t cranked up the good old recruiting calculator!

 

[SpikeUM]

Who got better, who got worse, who made history in Week 2

Kentucky Wildcats
Progress: 31 furlongs

Oh, you thought Kansas' streak-breaking win was big? Try this one on for size: Kentucky beat Florida for the first time in 31 years. Just think of all that has happened in that span: Jared Lorenzen, Steve Spurrier, Tim Tebow, three UK hoops championships, a Jim McElwain shark meme ... it has literally been a lifetime for a whole bunch of Wildcats fans. In fact, go ahead, Kentucky. Celebrate by doing the Dan Mullen dance.

 

[Torocane]

Gatorchomp813 knows wtf hes talking about......about waiting 3 years when u know u got the wrong guy. That **** sucks so bad, but its UF so that means this thread will be gold for 3 years and beyond.

All you need to know it that Mullet was begging for years to be hired away from MSU and everyone passed on him. **** we even kicked the tires on him twice and passed twice.

 

[Torocane]

My hot tub is filled with GAYtor tears this morning and it feels so good.

 

[Torocane]

One day both he and willie will learn that dancing has very little u


One day both he and willie will discover that dancing has very little to do with football. Until then...


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You guys are misinterpreting what Mullet is doing there......he is obviously QB whispering

 

[TRick72]

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Lol... I guess that recruiting calculator doesn't work in reverse?

To be fair, the recruiting calculator spontaneously combusted last night during the game.

 

[TRick72]

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This is awesome, they’re already calling each other hillbillies and dreading the day they schedule a “struggling” UM program for their 2019 opener. This season is going to be glorious.

 

[TRick72]

Who got better, who got worse, who made history in Week 2

Kentucky Wildcats
Progress: 31 furlongs

Oh, you thought Kansas' streak-breaking win was big? Try this one on for size: Kentucky beat Florida for the first time in 31 years. Just think of all that has happened in that span: Jared Lorenzen, Steve Spurrier, Tim Tebow, three UK hoops championships, a Jim McElwain shark meme ... it has literally been a lifetime for a whole bunch of Wildcats fans. In fact, go ahead, Kentucky. Celebrate by doing the Dan Mullen dance.

And they had Steve Spurrier in attendance last night. The look of horror and embarrassment on his face that he tried hiding behind a fake smirk was priceless. Looked like he was going to go to the sideline, throw his visor at Mullet and bench him.

 

[kryptonite]

My hot tub is filled with GAYtor tears this morning and it feels so good.

Dude. Getting those tears on your junk will make you ghey for sure. Not that there's anything wrong with that.