Tears Gator Tears

[CaneStuck@USF]

Juice Guy huh? I thought Grier took that title with him when he left?

 

[kryptonite]

"Grantham, Gators cultivating 'juice guys' on defense+

Florida Gators Football: Todd Grantham, UF cultivating 'juice guys' on defense

...omg I am peeing in my pants at this....."juice guys" on defense. this is some funny stuff. so high schoolish....

That's some al golden sht right there.

 

[kryptonite]

 

[RVACane]

Lol... Gaytors... The gift that keeps on giving...

 

[kryptonite]

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In a dark world, gayter fans are a shining beacon of hope. They make me happy every single day.

 

[RVACane]

In a dark world, gayter fans are a shining beacon of hope. They make me happy every single day.

I got so excited I messed up and posted it in Nole Tears by accident. Thread derailment not intended.

 

[kryptonite]

I got so excited I messed up and posted it in Nole Tears by accident. Thread derailment not intended.

Off topic or not, it's a better post than 50% of what's over there. It's a **** shame, but that thread is amateur hour.

Also, the holes are slightly less embarrassing than the gayters.

 

[caneallday21]

Lol... Gaytors... The gift that keeps on giving...

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I swesr these hicks must be stopped

 

[TRick72]

I swesr these hicks must be stopped

Stopped??? No please no! This is like the Jello of the month club, it’s the gift that keeps on giving all year long.

 

[423Hurricane]

Well, guys, we had a great run with "the Turnover Chain", but it is pretty obvious that the next big thing to sweep college football will be "the Juice Guy". I mean, after all, that whole "Money Down" thing was huge too (is it just me, or does ANYONE actually REMEMBER this whole "money down" thing?).

Also, I thought that UF got rid of Randy Shannon...

"Pop on the film, find the guy that's flying around and give him some praise in front of the whole team. Pretty soon you've got a bunch of guys flying around trying to make plays."

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Turds will be whipping out...…………. juice boxes after every TD or turnover. Probably will have an over abundance of leftovers after every game.

 

[Captain Uberpants]

Lol... Gaytors... The gift that keeps on giving...

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Sweet baby Jesus I hope they all start doing that.

One of ours needs to go undercover and post all the Jort wearing rednecks.

 

[RVACane]

Sweet baby Jesus I hope they all start doing that.

One of ours needs to go undercover and post all the Jort wearing rednecks.

It's actually nice to see them embrace their hideous heritage.

 

[kryptonite]

Turds will be whipping out...…………. juice boxes after every TD or turnover. Probably will have an over abundance of leftovers after every game.

Juice boxes and PB&J, that'll get the kids fired up!

 

[Zbrod95]

Juice boxes and PB&J, that'll get the kids fired up!

Ah man, I love that ****...

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I got so excited I messed up and posted it in Nole Tears by accident. Thread derailment not intended.

Not your fault at all. Often times these gaytors say/post/tweet things that demonstrate such a hilariously profound lack of self-awareness and/or denial that you feel a strong urge to run to CIS to share. That instinct is correct. If it ends up on two threads, that's just double the tears!

 

[OptimusCreampie]

Saw it......laughed my *** off.

UM in the last 15 years has put numerous TEs in the draft, most of which in the 1st round.

UF has only put Hernandez in the draft recently, and that's it.

And we know how that story ends

 

[OptimusCreampie]

Over a 15% reduction in violent crime reported in states like California due to laxing Marijuana laws. The world literally is a better place. Not to mention the medical benefits. I fully support guys like Mike James lobbying for this and find it ridiculous Weldon was suspended. Callaway may be an idiot driving on a suspended liscense with weed, but there are far worse Gators and he should not keep getting villainized just because he gets high.

Cmon man don’t ruin this thread it’s gator tears .. he’s getting villainized for being an artard about it

 

[RVACane]

Not your fault at all. Often times these gaytors say/post/tweet things that demonstrate such a hilariously profound lack of self-awareness and/or denial that you feel a strong urge to run to CIS to share. That instinct is correct. If it ends up on two threads, that's just double the tears!

This is actually what happened.

 

[Hegemon]

Jorts

Is there anything more quintessentially douche than jorts? It encompasses everything you need to know about UF.

 

[TRick72]

Before you know it the Turds will be bragging about rocking the Jorts with the *** cheeks cutout.