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ShadowSpring said:
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TheOriginalCane said:
Well, guys, we had a great run with "the Turnover Chain", but it is pretty obvious that the next big thing to sweep college football will be "the Juice Guy". I mean, after all, that whole "Money Down" thing was huge too (is it just me, or does ANYONE actually REMEMBER this whole "money down" thing?).

Also, I thought that UF got rid of Randy Shannon...

"Pop on the film, find the guy that's flying around and give him some praise in front of the whole team. Pretty soon you've got a bunch of guys flying around trying to make plays."

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Turds will be whipping out...…………. juice boxes after every TD or turnover. Probably will have an over abundance of leftovers after every game.
 
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RVACane said:
I got so excited I messed up and posted it in Nole Tears by accident. Thread derailment not intended.
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Not your fault at all. Often times these gaytors say/post/tweet things that demonstrate such a hilariously profound lack of self-awareness and/or denial that you feel a strong urge to run to CIS to share. That instinct is correct. If it ends up on two threads, that's just double the tears!
 
caneballza said:
Over a 15% reduction in violent crime reported in states like California due to laxing Marijuana laws. The world literally is a better place. Not to mention the medical benefits. I fully support guys like Mike James lobbying for this and find it ridiculous Weldon was suspended. Callaway may be an idiot driving on a suspended liscense with weed, but there are far worse Gators and he should not keep getting villainized just because he gets high.
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Cmon man don’t ruin this thread it’s gator tears .. he’s getting villainized for being an artard about it
 
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No_Fly_Zone said:
Not your fault at all. Often times these gaytors say/post/tweet things that demonstrate such a hilariously profound lack of self-awareness and/or denial that you feel a strong urge to run to CIS to share. That instinct is correct. If it ends up on two threads, that's just double the tears!
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This is actually what happened.
 
Jorts

Is there anything more quintessentially douche than jorts? It encompasses everything you need to know about UF.
 
Before you know it the Turds will be bragging about rocking the Jorts with the *** cheeks cutout.
 
kryptonite said:
Off topic or not, it's a better post than 50% of what's over there. It's a **** shame, but that thread is amateur hour.

Also, the holes are slightly less embarrassing than the gayters.
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If the Seimenholes thread was not dog****, we wouldn't appreciate the pure gold known as Gator tears as much.
 
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