Tears Gator Tears

[Peruche]

So i lost the bet. Need a head count of who all was in on it so i can get this going lol

@flagator86

Would U kindly remind me what this bet was over.

Signed,

Peruche

 

[RVACane]

@flagator86

Would U kindly remind me what this bet was over.

Signed,

Peruche

If the gator finishes top 10 in high school recruiting then our friend here chooses the avatar for a week for Cryptical and others who tagged along. Otherwise, Cryptical chooses the avatar for the week.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Today, is a Gator Tears holiday. Celebrate accordingly, and let's rejoice together a little later. I'll see you on page 3169.

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

Never forget that the gators have a better class than us. They have 18 4 stars. We have 2 5 stars and 15 four stars. We're top heavy, they're clearly balanced.

None of them would trade classes!

 

[Canes2082]

Today, is a Gator Tears holiday. Celebrate accordingly, and let's rejoice together a little later. I'll see you on page 3169.

 

[LokiCane]

 

[da truth]

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Is this true?

Does he not understand stars are what gaytors live for which is why 247 bumps gators prospects yearly

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

THE TEARS BET.

@flagator86 report for your punishment.

As we know, the Gators did NOT finish in the top 10, therefore I have defeated you and UF, just like a Brock Berlin led Miami team. Official. I would screenshot the entire top 14 for context, but I can't get all the way down to #14 to fit on my screen, so:

Napier fell flat on his face down the stretch. Not only did he fail to flip the UM guys he was crawling all over in December, but the one guy he did get, Rashada, he had to offer $13M to, and then not a single f'ing kid in America followed JR to UF like you all said would. Not one. Of course we know what happened next, the broke-*** UF Clown Show couldn't pay its credit card bill, Rashada bolted, Stokes hates black people, Kitna wants to diddle kids, Miller failed his audition like a TOEFL kid would AP English Lit, your turnover machine AR15 sucked (6 sub 200 yard games) and ghosted, another UF QB did something something (who can keep track?) and now you have Mertz lol. I'm here for it.

PS- Oh, isn't Napier your QB coach too? Eeeeek.

Florida Gators backup QB Jalen Kitna faces child pornography charges and suspended indefinitely

Florida Gators backup quarterback Jalen James Kitna has been arrested at his off-campus apartment and is facing five felony counts of possession and distribution of child pornography.

wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu

https://www.si.com/college/2022/11/20/florida-quarterback-recruit-apologizes-racial-slur-lost-scholarship

So what to do? I have so many questions. For one... why do you waste your time with that land-locked mid SEC hick program that can't get out of its own way?



A "train wreck is a train wreck:"

Crocodile, not alligator, on Gators media guide

Oops. Athletic officials at the University of Florida are red-faced because that's a crocodile on the cover of the football team's media guide this year. It's not an alligator.

www.wtsp.com

You pretend that UF isn't what we all know it is, a delusional clown show that, outside of two brief coaching stints, has been pretty garbage for 100 years. Yet you guys actually think you are superior to not only Miami and FSU, but should be spoken of as an "SEC power." Now you're stuck with ANOTHER bad hire and lame NIL.

Seriously, you're a **** good guy. I can tell. Maybe weird for being here, but I like weird. Frankly I think more of you than most of the Canes fans on this website. So WHY? Why do you associate with this Croc hick loser fanbase?

I mean...

WHY???? Why would you associate with a program that sold it soul for its brief success?

You're better than this:

I see the good in you. I think you KNOW. Not only would you make a great Cane fan, but you would be an outstanding:

So it's time, my dude. Not only do you like us (be real), you like US. You DESERVE to join this madness. We may not be the biggest, but we are an original program. We are Miami. We are the straw that stirs the drink. We're not a mid version of 5 other SEC programs like UF.

So I am going to leave it in your hands. You can continue this charade, worship this false idol, this fraud of a hick program, and THIS shall be your avatar:

OR... JOIN US! TODAY CAN BE THE DAY! The rest of your glorious life starts now! Be associated with an amazing 5x NC program in a beautiful affluent town in a magical city, surrounded by the friends you already have, and THIS can be your avatar:

LFG, my man. It's all about this U!!!

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

THE BET.

@flagator86 report for your punishment.

As we know, the Gators did NOT finish in the top 10, therefore I have defeated you and UF, just like a Brock Berlin led Miami team. Official. I would screenshot the entire top 14 for context, but I can't get all the way down to #14 to fit on my screen, so:

View attachment 227919

Napier fell flat on his face down the stretch. Not only did he fail to flip the UM guys he was crawling all over in December, but the one guy he did get, Rashada, he had to offer $13M to, and then not a single f'ing kid in America followed JR to UF like you al said he would. Not one. Of course we know what happened next, the broke-*** UF Clown Show couldn't pay its credit card bill, Rashada bolted, Stokes hates black people, Kitna wants to diddle kids, Miller failed his audition like a TOEFL kid would AP English Lit, your turnover machine AR15 sucked (6 sub 200 yard games) and ghosted, another UF QB did something something (who can keep track?) and now you have Mertz lol. I'm here for it.

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Florida Gators backup QB Jalen Kitna faces child pornography charges and suspended indefinitely

Florida Gators backup quarterback Jalen James Kitna has been arrested at his off-campus apartment and is facing five felony counts of possession and distribution of child pornography.

wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu

https://www.si.com/college/2022/11/20/florida-quarterback-recruit-apologizes-racial-slur-lost-scholarship

So what to do? I have so many questions. For one... why do you waste your time with that land-locked mid SEC hick program that can't get out of its way?

View attachment 227921

You pretend that UF isn't what we all know it is, a delusional clown show that, outside of two brief coaching stints, has been pretty garbage for 100 years. Yet you guys actually think you are superior to not only Miami and FSU, but should be spoken of as an "SEC power." Now you're stuck with ANOTHER bad hire and lame NIL.

View attachment 227925

Seriously, you're a **** good guy. I can tell. Maybe weird for being here, but I like weird. Frankly I think more of you than most of the Canes fans on this website. So WHY? Why do you associate with this Croc hick loser fanbase?

View attachment 227926

I mean...

View attachment 227941

WHY???? Why would you associate with a program that sold it soul for its brief success?

View attachment 227930

I see the good in you. I think you KNOW. Not only would you make a great Cane fan, but you would be an outstanding:

View attachment 227928

So it's time, my dude. Not only do you like us (be real), you like US. You DESERVE to join this madness. We may not be the biggest, but we are an original program. We are Miami. We are the straw that stirs the drink. We're not a mid version of 5 other SEC programs like UF.

So I am going to leave it in your hands. You can continue this charade, worship this false idol, this fraud of a hick program, and THIS shall be your avatar:

View attachment 227931

OR... JOIN US! TODAY CAN BE THE DAY! The rest of your glorious life starts now! Be associated with an amazing 5x NC program in a beautiful affluent town in a magical city, surrounded by the friends you already have, and THIS can be your avatar:

View attachment 227936

LFG, my man. It's all about this U!!!

That's a solid pitch. Let's start flip season right now @flagator86!

 

[Kjdcanefan]

He gets to choose . So sickly cruel and I love it!

 

[JD08]

THE BET.

@flagator86 report for your punishment.

As we know, the Gators did NOT finish in the top 10, therefore I have defeated you and UF, just like a Brock Berlin led Miami team. Official. I would screenshot the entire top 14 for context, but I can't get all the way down to #14 to fit on my screen, so:

View attachment 227919

Napier fell flat on his face down the stretch. Not only did he fail to flip the UM guys he was crawling all over in December, but the one guy he did get, Rashada, he had to offer $13M to, and then not a single f'ing kid in America followed JR to UF like you al said he would. Not one. Of course we know what happened next, the broke-*** UF Clown Show couldn't pay its credit card bill, Rashada bolted, Stokes hates black people, Kitna wants to diddle kids, Miller failed his audition like a TOEFL kid would AP English Lit, your turnover machine AR15 sucked (6 sub 200 yard games) and ghosted, another UF QB did something something (who can keep track?) and now you have Mertz lol. I'm here for it.

View attachment 227923

Florida Gators backup QB Jalen Kitna faces child pornography charges and suspended indefinitely

Florida Gators backup quarterback Jalen James Kitna has been arrested at his off-campus apartment and is facing five felony counts of possession and distribution of child pornography.

wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu

https://www.si.com/college/2022/11/20/florida-quarterback-recruit-apologizes-racial-slur-lost-scholarship

So what to do? I have so many questions. For one... why do you waste your time with that land-locked mid SEC hick program that can't get out of its way?

View attachment 227921

You pretend that UF isn't what we all know it is, a delusional clown show that, outside of two brief coaching stints, has been pretty garbage for 100 years. Yet you guys actually think you are superior to not only Miami and FSU, but should be spoken of as an "SEC power." Now you're stuck with ANOTHER bad hire and lame NIL.

View attachment 227925

Seriously, you're a **** good guy. I can tell. Maybe weird for being here, but I like weird. Frankly I think more of you than most of the Canes fans on this website. So WHY? Why do you associate with this Croc hick loser fanbase?

View attachment 227926

I mean...

View attachment 227941

WHY???? Why would you associate with a program that sold it soul for its brief success?

View attachment 227930

You're better than this:

View attachment 227948

I see the good in you. I think you KNOW. Not only would you make a great Cane fan, but you would be an outstanding:

View attachment 227928

So it's time, my dude. Not only do you like us (be real), you like US. You DESERVE to join this madness. We may not be the biggest, but we are an original program. We are Miami. We are the straw that stirs the drink. We're not a mid version of 5 other SEC programs like UF.

So I am going to leave it in your hands. You can continue this charade, worship this false idol, this fraud of a hick program, and THIS shall be your avatar:

View attachment 227931

OR... JOIN US! TODAY CAN BE THE DAY! The rest of your glorious life starts now! Be associated with an amazing 5x NC program in a beautiful affluent town in a magical city, surrounded by the friends you already have, and THIS can be your avatar:

View attachment 227936

LFG, my man. It's all about this U!!!

This is without a doubt hands down the single best post you've ever made.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

THE BET.

@flagator86 report for your punishment.

As we know, the Gators did NOT finish in the top 10, therefore I have defeated you and UF, just like a Brock Berlin led Miami team. Official. I would screenshot the entire top 14 for context, but I can't get all the way down to #14 to fit on my screen, so:

View attachment 227919

Napier fell flat on his face down the stretch. Not only did he fail to flip the UM guys he was crawling all over in December, but the one guy he did get, Rashada, he had to offer $13M to, and then not a single f'ing kid in America followed JR to UF like you al said he would. Not one. Of course we know what happened next, the broke-*** UF Clown Show couldn't pay its credit card bill, Rashada bolted, Stokes hates black people, Kitna wants to diddle kids, Miller failed his audition like a TOEFL kid would AP English Lit, your turnover machine AR15 sucked (6 sub 200 yard games) and ghosted, another UF QB did something something (who can keep track?) and now you have Mertz lol. I'm here for it.

View attachment 227923

Florida Gators backup QB Jalen Kitna faces child pornography charges and suspended indefinitely

Florida Gators backup quarterback Jalen James Kitna has been arrested at his off-campus apartment and is facing five felony counts of possession and distribution of child pornography.

wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu

https://www.si.com/college/2022/11/20/florida-quarterback-recruit-apologizes-racial-slur-lost-scholarship

So what to do? I have so many questions. For one... why do you waste your time with that land-locked mid SEC hick program that can't get out of its way?

View attachment 227921

You pretend that UF isn't what we all know it is, a delusional clown show that, outside of two brief coaching stints, has been pretty garbage for 100 years. Yet you guys actually think you are superior to not only Miami and FSU, but should be spoken of as an "SEC power." Now you're stuck with ANOTHER bad hire and lame NIL.

View attachment 227925

Seriously, you're a **** good guy. I can tell. Maybe weird for being here, but I like weird. Frankly I think more of you than most of the Canes fans on this website. So WHY? Why do you associate with this Croc hick loser fanbase?

View attachment 227926

I mean...

View attachment 227941

WHY???? Why would you associate with a program that sold it soul for its brief success?

View attachment 227930

You're better than this:

View attachment 227948

I see the good in you. I think you KNOW. Not only would you make a great Cane fan, but you would be an outstanding:

View attachment 227928

So it's time, my dude. Not only do you like us (be real), you like US. You DESERVE to join this madness. We may not be the biggest, but we are an original program. We are Miami. We are the straw that stirs the drink. We're not a mid version of 5 other SEC programs like UF.

So I am going to leave it in your hands. You can continue this charade, worship this false idol, this fraud of a hick program, and THIS shall be your avatar:

View attachment 227931

OR... JOIN US! TODAY CAN BE THE DAY! The rest of your glorious life starts now! Be associated with an amazing 5x NC program in a beautiful affluent town in a magical city, surrounded by the friends you already have, and THIS can be your avatar:

View attachment 227936

LFG, my man. It's all about this U!!!

POST OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

 

[JD08]

POST OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

Absolutely. He could've just posted the avatar, but wow.

 

[Baba Yaga]

Cropped for 1:1 avatar ratio.

 

[RVACane]

Absolutely. He could've just posted the avatar, but wow.

Stellar effort and results.

 

[Cajuncane]

Im willing to try though!!!

yea and i'll let you off the hook and being the nice guy that I am I'm even going to hold your spot on the Cane bandwagon...Can't hold it forever though so you might want to jump on before BDB really screws up your program....

 

[Canes2082]

Now question @Cryptical Envelopment ...

Does he have to display this avatar on CIS or on any other site he belongs too??

 

[Dwinstitles]

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Yet home boy was after stars lol, it means some of those evals he agreed with.

 

[JD08]

Now question @Cryptical Envelopment ...

Does he have to display this avatar on CIS or on any other site he belongs too??

Including his avatar for work Zoom meetings?

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Absolutely. He could've just posted the avatar, but wow.

The joy of victory is really enough for me, the spoils are less important. I genuinely would like him to become a Cane, for all the right reasons, not any sort of win. I'd be honored for him to join us.