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Cryptical Envelopment said:
THE TEARS BET.

@flagator86 report for your punishment.

As we know, the Gators did NOT finish in the top 10, therefore I have defeated you and UF, just like a Brock Berlin led Miami team. Official. I would screenshot the entire top 14 for context, but I can't get all the way down to #14 to fit on my screen, so:

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Napier fell flat on his face down the stretch. Not only did he fail to flip the UM guys he was crawling all over in December, but the one guy he did get, Rashada, he had to offer $13M to, and then not a single f'ing kid in America followed JR to UF like you all said would. Not one. Of course we know what happened next, the broke-*** UF Clown Show couldn't pay its credit card bill, Rashada bolted, Stokes hates black people, Kitna wants to diddle kids, Miller failed his audition like a TOEFL kid would AP English Lit, your turnover machine AR15 sucked (6 sub 200 yard games) and ghosted, another UF QB did something something (who can keep track?) and now you have Mertz lol. I'm here for it.

PS- Oh, isn't Napier your QB coach too? Eeeeek.

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So what to do? I have so many questions. For one... why do you waste your time with that land-locked mid SEC hick program that can't get out of its own way?



A "train wreck is a train wreck:"



Crocodile, not alligator, on Gators media guide

Oops. Athletic officials at the University of Florida are red-faced because that's a crocodile on the cover of the football team's media guide this year. It's not an alligator.
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You pretend that UF isn't what we all know it is, a delusional clown show that, outside of two brief coaching stints, has been pretty garbage for 100 years. Yet you guys actually think you are superior to not only Miami and FSU, but should be spoken of as an "SEC power." Now you're stuck with ANOTHER bad hire and lame NIL.

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Seriously, you're a **** good guy. I can tell. Maybe weird for being here, but I like weird. Frankly I think more of you than most of the Canes fans on this website. So WHY? Why do you associate with this Croc hick loser fanbase?

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I mean...

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WHY???? Why would you associate with a program that sold it soul for its brief success?

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You're better than this:

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I see the good in you. I think you KNOW. Not only would you make a great Cane fan, but you would be an outstanding:

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So it's time, my dude. Not only do you like us (be real), you like US. You DESERVE to join this madness. We may not be the biggest, but we are an original program. We are Miami. We are the straw that stirs the drink. We're not a mid version of 5 other SEC programs like UF.

So I am going to leave it in your hands. You can continue this charade, worship this false idol, this fraud of a hick program, and THIS shall be your avatar:

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OR... JOIN US! TODAY CAN BE THE DAY! The rest of your glorious life starts now! Be associated with an amazing 5x NC program in a beautiful affluent town in a magical city, surrounded by the friends you already have, and THIS can be your avatar:

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LFG, my man. It's all about this U!!!
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@flagator86 it's time.

Decide Fox Tv GIF by Paradise Hotel
 
Not sure what this guy is smoking but he as Anthony Richardson going # 2 to Houston. That is one way to doom DeMarco Ryans stint as a HC. I get he has a strong arm and can run but he also cannot read a defense or hit the ocean if was in the middle of it.

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wnycanesfan said:
Not sure what this guy is smoking but he as Anthony Richardson going # 2 to Houston. That is one way to doom DeMarco Ryans stint as a HC. I get he has a strong arm and can run but he also cannot read a defense or hit the ocean if was in the middle of it.

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AR15 got all the tools and NFL teams like that. I will say that even the raw QBs in years past were normally good college QBs meanwhile AR wasn’t. Definitely the wildcard in this year’s draft
 
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wnycanesfan said:
Not sure what this guy is smoking but he as Anthony Richardson going # 2 to Houston. That is one way to doom DeMarco Ryans stint as a HC. I get he has a strong arm and can run but he also cannot read a defense or hit the ocean if was in the middle of it.

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You can just write off the entire analysis at the point the author says "His deep ball accuracy is excellent"...
 
wnycanesfan said:
Not sure what this guy is smoking but he as Anthony Richardson going # 2 to Houston. That is one way to doom DeMarco Ryans stint as a HC. I get he has a strong arm and can run but he also cannot read a defense or hit the ocean if was in the middle of it.

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He can only be somewhat good with a genius QB whisperer. I would take him not with a first or second but if I'm Dabol I would roll the dice. Just run it with him all day. There isn't a lot of QB whisperers out there
 
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Highline17 said:
AR15 got all the tools and NFL teams like that. I will say that even the raw QBs in years past were normally good college QBs meanwhile AR wasn’t. Definitely the wildcard in this year’s draft
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I was suspect of Josh Allen's accuracy coming out and he was significantly more accurate than Richardson. I can't imagine a <55% passer would be seriously considered at #2 overall.
 
DTP said:
I was suspect of Josh Allen's accuracy coming out and he was significantly more accurate than Richardson. I can't imagine a <55% passer would be seriously considered at #2 overall.
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AR has some of the best tools I’ve seen, but also is horrid passer. QB is also a complete crapshoot predicting from an outsider prospective. Tools scream #1 overall, accuracy says undraftable. Massive wildcard, interested to see who drafts him
 
Saban doesn’t want schools like miami n uscW back because what are you going to spend 6figures from nil on in bama?

Also he’s seen how free agency did him in nfl
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Hmmmm, I wonder where I've heard this before...

I wonder what $500K divided by four (months) is...


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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how this is done.

My company wants to work with you and we're based in Miami, FL. We require you to be at x number of marketing development meetings per quarter. In addition, we expect you to be available for x number of marketing material per quarter to ensure we reach whatever total impression goal is out there.

Someone should teach the Rashada's how to read. Dumbass family thought they where going to walk away with $250k free and clear w/o LW being able to remedy.
 
da truth said:
Did the gator collective buyout his contract or just pay Ruiz what he already gave Rashada
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The $500K that the GC paid to Rashada (not Ruiz or LW) pre-enrollment was supposed to replace the LW high school amount, though I heard the Gaytors had upped the HS money. Given that the Rashadas were moving to Gainesville, it's very possible that the other pre-enrollment consideration ($$$) was a place to live in Hogtown, that's a pretty standard perq that they've offered to other recent recruits.

As it turns out, Rashada had only been paid about one month of his LW pre-enrollment comp ($125K), so by comparison, the Gaytor Collective money was a lump sum with no real strings attached.

It's just funny how the Gaytor fans were acting like they would ("clutch pearls") NEVVVAAAAHHHH pay a recruit any pre-enrollment money...yet that's exactly what they did...
 
wnycanesfan said:
Not sure what this guy is smoking but he as Anthony Richardson going # 2 to Houston. That is one way to doom DeMarco Ryans stint as a HC. I get he has a strong arm and can run but he also cannot read a defense or hit the ocean if was in the middle of it.

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The Texans are a joke.
 
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cf3000 said:
AR can't hit the farm, much less the barn. He's going to become NFL accurate when he's never been CFB accurate?
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I don’t understand why he’s getting top5 qb on the board for draft. He’s not even top 10

I would take Stetson over him if Stetson wasn’t actively trying not to be drafted since Georgia won

I don’t blame AR for not playing another year in that dumpster fire but he’s not a Nfl qb.

It’s a travesty if Duggan goes undrafted and this gator is picked up. 7th round maybe is what he’s worth
 
Highline17 said:
AR has some of the best tools I’ve seen, but also is horrid passer. QB is also a complete crapshoot predicting from an outsider prospective. Tools scream #1 overall, accuracy says undraftable. Massive wildcard, interested to see who drafts him
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what "tools" do you have as a QB if you are a "horrid" passer????
 
TheOriginalCane said:
The $500K that the GC paid to Rashada (not Ruiz or LW) pre-enrollment was supposed to replace the LW high school amount, though I heard the Gaytors had upped the HS money. Given that the Rashadas were moving to Gainesville, it's very possible that the other pre-enrollment consideration ($$$) was a place to live in Hogtown, that's a pretty standard perq that they've offered to other recent recruits.

As it turns out, Rashada had only been paid about one month of his LW pre-enrollment comp ($125K), so by comparison, the Gaytor Collective money was a lump sum with no real strings attached.

It's just funny how the Gaytor fans were acting like they would ("clutch pearls") NEVVVAAAAHHHH pay a recruit any pre-enrollment money...yet that's exactly what they did...
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Used to assume these Gator and Nole fans up here in North Florida were the worst of the worst.

But cotdamm these South Florida cats like UF attorney/fan boy/blowhard Darren Adam Heitner Esq. are next level

I know y'all down there must get sick of it
 
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