Tears Gator Tears

[canenok]

So Florida has two(!) 400+ pound players now?

It’s the next episode of 1,000 lb Brothers in Gainesville. Just keep the mayo Mac and cheese away from them.

 

[TRick72]

All **** talking they did about Ruiz not being a billionaire, and they were out giving IOUs to recruits

 

[TRick72]

That Gaytor fan didn't go far enough.

NIL should also be tied to living in an on-campus dorm, buying textbooks from the on-campus bookstore, and taking certain classes. What could go wrong?

I'm sure they will also be calling for the advertising contracts of various celebrities to set variable payments tied to the box office grosses of their latest movies, the sales of their latest albums, and the ratings of their latest TV shows...

I think you’re being a bit optimistic. **** fan will settle for nothing less than your proposal AND a minimum of 2 full semester of Work Study and eating nothing but ramen noodles

 

[TRick72]

People here were ready to replace Manny with him, myself included.

Dude is a flea market version of Manny Diaz that doesn’t shower

 

[JD08]

Dude is a flea market version of Manny Diaz that doesn’t shower

I was taken in by his record at ULL.

 

[wnycanesfan]

So Florida has two(!) 400+ pound players now?

Should improve team speed as they will all be running to get ahead of those 2 for food otherwise they may go hungry.

 

[TC@ne]

The new Gaytor conspiracy theory...

Heitner was feeding UM/Ruiz information on Gaytor targets, which is how we were able to out-recruit Slingblade Billy...



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There it is! The “Miami can’t operate on its own so copies our every move” agenda!

Love them.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Sheesh recruiting is bad up there

 

[da truth]

That’s a bigger Aaron Carter

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Dude is a flea market version of Manny Diaz that doesn’t shower

Excellent description. And for sure, he looks like someone that hasn’t bathed in days, possibly weeks. You can kind of visualize the flies buzzing around him.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Hope springs eternal...

 

[USNAVYCANE]

Marco Rubio son signed with the gators as a PWO

 

[pacusmc]

Marco Rubio son signed with the gators as a PWO

That’s a heafty donation right there

 

[Canes Empire]

 

[HurricanePhilly]

Mertz....yikes.

 

[SpikeUM]

So Florida has two(!) 400+ pound players now?

They are "stacking" them

 

[DTP]

They are "stacking" them

They’re stacking pancakes to feed those guys.

 

[TRick72]

"So" - Desmond Watson

Those 2 will never be able to ride an elevator together

 

[Yoyo82]

400lb Watson being thrown to the ground by 215lb Spencer Rattler

 

[Yoyo82]

First time making a GIF