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I like how they clearly ignore all the teams paying NIL and those paying under the table deals for the last 50 years and focus solely on TAMU as to why “paying players” doesn’t work.
 
Kendall Boy Cane said:
The constant mention of Ruiz is so ******* funny. As if they wouldn't like it if the shoe was on the other foot. Little do they know we've got several guys in the 3 comma club pumping cash into our operation.
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We are incredibly well funded by "The Cubans". Nothing could be more Miami 🌴🌴.
That makes those racist land locked Gator cucks even sooooo mad
 
Let's all revisit the perpetual state of delusional bliss that is the Gator fan....

Do you guys remember when 2017 tickled our balls only to lose to sPitt and get blown out in the ACC-CG? Do you recall how 2018 spooned us like a fat lonely truck driver? We realized then that 2017 was a mirage and we've been a truck stop ho' where the mediocre come to get their jollies for years. We were coming up on two decades from being relevant and we just had to accept that.

Well, the Gators are still at that truckstop, standing on the other side of that hole between the stalls, but they still think that's because college football loves them. In their minds, they are only a few years removed Urban and Timothy dragging their meat across the SEC's collective faces. I don't feel bad for them, the Gator lunacy and delusion is one of the best storylines in college football.

Every few years they get their balls tickled by the likes of a Dan Mullen, because he's funny that way. but they end up losing to G5 schools and SEC bottom feeders and firing their coaches all the same, it just somehow doesn't count because you know, they had Tebow 15 years ago.

So they went 6-7, lost to Vandy (et al), have no money and their coach crosses his arms on the sidelines like a confused Moroccan orangutan, it's cool because they're in the SEC. Going 6-6 in the SEC is like 11-1 in another conference.
 
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