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[KevinCaneFace]

@KevinCaneFace




Please provide your testimony.

It’s August. Recruiting is dead and camp hasn’t started. I needed some more tears. Turns out it’s empty over there.

My name is Kevin and I have a problem.

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

You are assuming he is actually lifting and in terms of playing football sounds like he gets winded just standing there taking up 2 gaps. However, even just sitting on your couch you need to eat a ton a calories to maintain 415. That being said since the Gator fans said the team ran miles and miles Desmond must of eaten all of Que's Chick Fil A inventory to stay at 415.

It really is a lot of calories. Honestly, his base metabolic rate at his size is easily 5k+ calories per day (probably 6k+ as a D1 athlete, but I'm being conservative). Meaning if he eats below that in a day, he should be losing weight. I have to imagine he just never feels satiated. Sad for him.


Hilarious for the gator fans that thought he was better than LT.

 

[Category5Hurricane]

So DopeGator is Ryu from Street Fighter with the leaping uppercut that is so powerful it lifts people off the ground. I would think a punch that powerful to the jaw would break the guys jaw not knock the wind out of him but what do I know. On a side note it seems like at least 1 Gator poster a day gets featured on that account. If a NC was given out for being featured on Message Board Genius the Gator fans would win hands down.

Agreed lol I’ve trained plenty and never heard of a punch to the jaw “knocking the wind out of someone”

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

…Des was sucking the bone marrow out of chicken bones…

 

[Canes2082]

So DopeGator is Ryu from Street Fighter with the leaping uppercut that is so powerful it lifts people off the ground. I would think a punch that powerful to the jaw would break the guys jaw not knock the wind out of him but what do I know. On a side note it seems like at least 1 Gator poster a day gets featured on that account. If a NC was given out for being featured on Message Board Genius the Gator fans would win hands down.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

This was somehow strangely funny.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

Eve

This is why this thread is the best. Just years worth of receipts.

n better since beaker is one of the featured responses

 

[TRick72]

Taylor is a CB in comparison to Watson

Slot CB

 

[TRick72]

Dude recalled his kerfuffle like a fight scene in an original Batman comics. Surprised he didn’t add in a “KAPOW!!”

 

[Canes2082]

This was somehow strangely funny.

There’s a better one I tried to post but couldn’t lol

 

[TRick72]

HTF do you knock the wind out of somebody punching them in the jaw.....

 

[Dwinstitles]

Self snitch for the clout.....stupid mf

 

[Dwinstitles]

This was somehow strangely funny.

Church edition is the best one

 

[Cliffordk]

Chryptogator also got real quiet about His supposed shooting after people asked for the case number.

 

[CanesFiend]

 

[RivercityCane]

Maan…idk WHY I come on this damned board!?… now I’ve just spent the last 15 minutes watching a fck’g street fighter kangaroo drop this chick…over and over….and over! Lmao!!!!

 

[CanesFiend]

Maan…idk WHY I come on this damned board!?… now I’ve just spent the last 15 minutes watching a fck’g street fighter kangaroo drop this chick…over and over….and over! Lmao!!!!

You come on this board so you can spend 15 minutes watching a street fighter kangaroo...

 

[RivercityCane]

You come on this board so you can spend 15 minutes watching a street fighter kangaroo...

But you should’ve seen it, man. The kangaroo straight DROPPED this lady, dude. Compelling stuff! Oh yeah… I’m here for the tears first….kangaroo second

 

[PIPO]

 

[1mg of Epi]

**** he likely loses 17 pounds just by walking a mile or two a day and hitting 3 balanced meals getting around campus at that weight. They give him one of those scooters to get around campus on so he doesn't have to walk.

He can lose 17 pounds by clipping his toenails