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You have to love Gaytor fans.

They just took a 0-star TE who has played 1 year of HS football for a team that completed 46 passes (2 to him), and they are already comparing him to Pitts, projecting him to the NFL, demanding a Gaytor bump, and speculating as to whether they are done recruiting at TE. Plus crapping all over any poster who is skeptical of the take.

Amazing.

If he gets a 3-star Gaytor bump, will he be the first pass-catcher with more stars than catches?

Heard hes already on the ballot for the NFL HOF
 
Hey guys, I have a really tall nephew who plays football and needs some advice on his highlight video (he obviously already has a committable Alabama offer). If he only has 2 receptions in his career, should he include both of the receptions in the highlight video? Or should he only include one catch and keep schools "wanting more", filling in the rest of the video with shots of him rocking jorts, combing his mullet, and smacking his arms together like an idiot?

Thanks in advance!
 
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Ahhh, just like here, the gator fan thinks their coaches are purposely playing Delance at RT even though the backups are better than him. Sometimes I read this board and then I read the clips in gator tears and I get scared for some of our fans.
 
Jaguars fans are on Twitter saying “Who’s Rayshawn Jenkins? The guy we just paid $30mil.” I kindly pointed out that they already know who he is. He’s the guy that picked off Driskel in the redzone and sealed the UM win over UF in 13.


If he wasn't a 5-star recruit who at least put UiF in his Top 5, they have no memory whatsoever.
 
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I know the fullback position is almost extinct but that's what Lingard should try. Bulk up and give FB a try.


Such poor imagination.

Imagine 5-star track-star Lingard playing Offensive Tackle and leading the entire right side of the UiF rushing attack. Heck, if any Gaytor running back ever fumbles, there is always a chance that the OT could pick it up and outrun everyone to the end zone. That kind of scoring threat is just as dangerous as the "long-snapper-eligible-to-catch-a-pass" play that the Gaytors are going to run with Rocco Underwood.
 
Not long ago they were talking about playing him elsewhere. Can’t remember if it was slot or safety???


5-star himself said he was thinking about trying out for a defensive back position (not sure if it was CB or S).

I think he should just start on a 10,000 calorie per day diet and try out for offensive tackle. He's GOT to be better than Delance, right? RIGHT?
 
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