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Are there no mentions of us hiring the LB that used to play for Mullen? Isn't he their old LB coach and top recruiter?
 
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The comment section in this post is hilarious. They have to be trolling
Maybe someone else remembers but I think last season they were calling Emory Jones the 3rd best QB in the SEC behind Trask and Mac Jones.

They said he’s better than Spencer Rattler as they watched him pick them apart in their bowl game.
 
The news of us possibly hiring him had to break overnight... thought there would be more posts about it.
He was a good recruiter but he’s not an established coach. If we actually hire him, they’ll probably talk about it in this context a little but I don’t expect much. If we hire Shannon, they’d talk more about that.
 
That BrowardGator's post is especially gaytor...

So Gus tells Mullen not to hire TWill because Gus's taking him if he gets another HC job, and because Gus is friends with Mullen. But in doing so, Gus leg whips TWill, also a friend, potentially leaving TWill in a bad spot if Gus doesn't get a solid gig? Lol, ok.
 
That BrowardGator's post is especially gaytor...

So Gus tells Mullen not to hire TWill because Gus's taking him if he gets another HC job, and because Gus is friends with Mullen. But in doing so, Gus leg whips TWill, also a friend, potentially leaving TWill in a bad spot if Gus doesn't get a solid gig? Lol, ok.
And that was if Michigan hired away the gaytor LB coach. Mullet is way ahead of it.
 
That BrowardGator's post is especially gaytor...

So Gus tells Mullen not to hire TWill because Gus's taking him if he gets another HC job, and because Gus is friends with Mullen. But in doing so, Gus leg whips TWill, also a friend, potentially leaving TWill in a bad spot if Gus doesn't get a solid gig? Lol, ok.
Some of the biggest mental gymnastics I’ve seen displayed in this thread by gator fans and that’s saying a lot
 
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I can actually translate gaytard as sad as that is. They were trying to make it like Mullet passed on TRob for someone inferior because it was strategy - he knew the better coach wouldn’t stick around and Miami only got TRob because of that.

They’re now drawing that tie to TWill leaving for a DC job to justify how Manny hired better staff than Mullet this off-season doesn’t really count and didn’t really happen.

And no I’m not joking. This is exactly what and how they think.
Bro, you are like a 21st century internet version of Jane Goodall. You’ve spent enough time amongst those apes that you can interpret their language. Impressive.
 
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Bro, you are like a 21st century internet version of Jane Goodall. You’ve spent enough time amongst those apes that you can interpret their language. Impressive.

love actually GIF
 
Lol gaytors: “Dan’s playing chess bro... Dan planned this bro. Always a step ahead bro. Malzahn told him in advance bro. They’re tight bro. Leonard Taylor’s a DE in our system so Desmond Watson’s rated higher bro. Go gaytors! bro”

well we upon further review, looks like we couldn’t sign another player to our 2021 class dude to Watson taking up TWO counters based on weight alone
 
Wait...so Gus and Mullett are BFFs and Gus tells Mullett not to bother hiring Travis Williams because he's going to bring him on as a DC when he gets a new job? So Gus told Mullett that but not Williams? I mean, if that was the plan all along, why bother accepting the Miami LB coach position? There's nothing to gain by doing that. The mental gymnastics they do to justify everything is mind boggling
 
well we upon further review, looks like we couldn’t sign another player to our 2021 class dude to Watson taking up TWO counters based on weight alone


I think that the correct interpretation is this. Deyavie Hammond, who had already counted as an IC in the year he failed to qualify academically (2019?), would not have had to count a second time as an IC. Thus, you could sign Hammond this year without using a 2021 IC, BUT BUT BUT, you could not just used Hammond's slot for another player by dumping Hammond.

Hammond, for 2021, was a one-time free-pass that was non-transferrable.
 
I think that the correct interpretation is this. Deyavie Hammond, who had already counted as an IC in the year he failed to qualify academically (2019?), would not have had to count a second time as an IC. Thus, you could sign Hammond this year without using a 2021 IC, BUT BUT BUT, you could not just used Hammond's slot for another player by dumping Hammond.

Hammond, for 2021, was a one-time free-pass that was non-transferrable.

def agree with all of this. He and Wadrick Wilson burned us counters wise (along with a few others)
 
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And that was if Michigan hired away the gaytor LB coach. Mullet is way ahead of it.

If I had the time, I’d love to bullet point all of mullet’s genius moves and comments, it’ll be a couple of pages at least, just on this year alone.

Including his Oklahoma press conferences which themselves are several bullet points, his behavior and comments following TAMU, his behavior/conduct and press conference at the Missouri game, I could go on and on.
 
def agree with all of this. He and Wadrick Wilson burned us counters wise (along with a few others)


Yep. I tried to explain this to a couple of people who couldn't understand how The Gaytor was taking so many recruits. I had to point out that Hammond and the other guy were "old" ICs from a prior year.
 
If I had the time, I’d love to bullet point all of mullet’s genius moves and comments, it’ll be a couple of pages at least, just on this year alone.

Including his Oklahoma press conferences which themselves are several bullet points, his behavior and comments following TAMU, his behavior/conduct and press conference at the Missouri game, I could go on and on.
This is such a good idea. It’s pretty similar to the gaytor recaps that @TheOriginalCane gives us from time to time.
 
If I had the time, I’d love to bullet point all of mullet’s genius moves and comments, it’ll be a couple of pages at least, just on this year alone.

Including his Oklahoma press conferences which themselves are several bullet points, his behavior and comments following TAMU, his behavior/conduct and press conference at the Missouri game, I could go on and on.

I gave my soft top 5 for our guy @Cajuncane to enjoy while he is on the mend, but a true list would be epic (in scope and length). Mullet really just can't help himself. I suspect it's a personality disorder. If we have a psychologist in here, I would be curious to know whether Mullet's wife's cuckolding of Mullet may be one of the reasons he acts out the way he does. Just a thought.
 
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