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AllAboutTheU said:


Did I miss this being posted? 440 pounds?! I remember when their delusional *** fans were saying he was better than Leonard Taylor. They wanted him to get a ratings bump too.
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Yeah, you remember - they got the highest rated DT in the state because Taylor’s a DE in their system.

@plantcity3 have there been significantly fewer tremors in your neighborhood since Watson headed east?
 
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puertorricane said:
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@puertorricane i has to quote this here.

Someone should post this on their board and watch them talk about how the Trask one will be even better in 30 years while complaining about how there’s a Young Rock but not one yet for Tebow called Tiny Tim.
 
RVACane said:
@puertorricane i has to quote this here.

Someone should post this on their board and watch them talk about how the Trask one will be even better in 30 years while complaining about how there’s a Young Rock but not one yet for Tebow called Tiny Tim.
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Gaytor fans are already demanding that NBC executives go on their board to explain why a UM grad got a TV show while a UiF grad was overlooked. The Gaytor fans are angry and have blamed the Young Rock TV show on Ivins.
 
AllAboutTheU said:


Did I miss this being posted? 440 pounds?! I remember when their delusional *** fans were saying he was better than Leonard Taylor. They wanted him to get a ratings bump too.
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Imagine his bingo wings flapping around after he loses 100 pounds.
 
AllAboutTheU said:


Did I miss this being posted? 440 pounds?! I remember when their delusional *** fans were saying he was better than Leonard Taylor. They wanted him to get a ratings bump too.
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RVACane said:
Yeah, you remember - they got the highest rated DT in the state because Taylor’s a DE in their system.

@plantcity3 have there been significantly fewer tremors in your neighborhood since Watson headed east?
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I wasn’t exaggerating when I talked about the way and the things he eat. To be fair to Dez though, we breed country boys like that. Just take a look at Zay Durant who Mia just offered. We often get asked what’s in the water in Bealsville. FYI, Bealsville is a small unincorporated country community on the south side of Plant City ducked off of HWY 60
 
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plantcity3 said:
I wasn’t exaggerating when I talked about the way and the things he eat. To be fair to Dez though, we breed country boys like that. Just take a look at Zay Durant who Mia just offered. We often get asked what’s in the water in Bealsville. FYI, Bealsville is a small unincorporated country community on the south side of Plant City ducked off of HWY 60
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No doubt. Lol when you last said you saw him and there was no way he was moving nimbly like they were trying to say you weren’t kidding.

Does he like having a Cane neighbor?
 
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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
440 lb?

That’s just massively, morbidly, dangerously obese for someone that is 6’5”.

I had to do a double take when I saw that
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He’s 6’5 NOW..he seems to be shrinking a couple inches every couple months so just think what he will look like after his next shrinkage gets him down to 6’3 or so..
fat woman GIF
 
RVACane said:
Yeah, you remember - they got the highest rated DT in the state because Taylor’s a DE in their system.

@plantcity3 have there been significantly fewer tremors in your neighborhood since Watson headed east?
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If their system requires 440 lb. DTs, then they may actually be right that Taylor probably isn't a DT for them...
****, at that rate, he might be a LB/S in their bizarro scheme.
 
Cajuncane said:
He’s 6’5 NOW..he seems to be shrinking a couple inches every couple months so just think what he will look like after his next shrinkage gets him down to 6’3 or so..
fat woman GIF
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Maybe Fatson is one of those lucky guys where everything he eats goes to the top of his head.
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
If their system requires 440 lb. DTs, then they may actually be right that Taylor probably isn't a DT for them...
****, at that rate, he might be a LB/S in their bizarro scheme.
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Yes. The Gaytors put every guy under 300 pounds at the "Star" position.
 
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So kid is 440lbs, Now I see why he should be so highly rated... He is 1 1/2 times the size of Taylor he should CLEARLY get that extra half rating.
 
I am seriously trying to figure out if I can custom-order a Gaytors jersey that has 3 digits and the name "Fatson" stitched on the back.

And then I would give it to The Beast to wear at the next UM-UiF game.
 
jwcane97 said:
So kid is 440lbs, Now I see why he should be so highly rated... He is 1 1/2 times the size of Taylor he should CLEARLY get that extra half rating.
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Right. If he was a 4-star, he should get the weight-adjusted bump to 6-star status.
 
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