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The funniest part of all of this is that whoever wrote that must feel so **** proud of that article.
I bet he feels like he jut finished some sort of thesis.
Walking around all day with the largest false sense of accomplishment in the history of man.
 
A few key takeaways...

They were already predicting the impact of losing Chris Steele. FORESHADOWING? Love it.

I, too, would like to withhold judgement on Mullet until after the 2020 class is signed.

I love how the guy says "average at best" and then has to qualify it with "(by UF standards)". Yeah, whatever. "Gaytor brand". What a joke.

The Gaytors' obsession with the Kruiting Klass Kalculator is unreal.
 
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Their obsession with recruiting points is concerning. I mean, we all know you need to recruit well to win but the fascination with an arbitrary ranking system that awards "points" to recruits solely on the whims of the website writers is absolutely ridiculous. Like having the #6 class instead of the #9 class actually means anything tangible.
 
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Here’s the simulation exercise in gaytor hegemony...



Whoever ran this simulator had the Canes playing Al Folden’s patty Cake style defense and had us rushing only 3 guys on multiple occasions. They also made the Gaytor offensive line look all-world. Bunch of SEC hacks.

We’re gonna put Franks on a stretcher before the real game is over.
 
Whoever ran this simulator had the Canes playing Al Folden’s patty Cake style defense and had us rushing only 3 guys on multiple occasions. They also made the Gaytor offensive line look all-world. Bunch of SEC hacks.

We’re gonna put Franks on a stretcher before the real First Quarter is over.

FIFY
 
Whoever ran this simulator had the Canes playing Al Folden’s patty Cake style defense and had us rushing only 3 guys on multiple occasions. They also made the Gaytor offensive line look all-world. Bunch of SEC hacks.

We’re gonna put Franks on a stretcher before the real game is over.

Last year, LSU beat us in this video game too. 😂
 
Last year, LSU beat us in this video game too. 😂

Last year we also had a head coach/offensive coordinator that was clueless. The only offensive thing on his side of the ball was his scheme.

Last year I was one of the posters that was concerned about the LSU game, while most posters were bragging about how we were gonna stomp LSU. My gut was right and the good guys got *** raped.

This year it’ll be the Gayturds that better be buying plenty of Vaseline for the reaming that our Canes are about to give them.
 
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