FSU wanting to Clapback

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The following information concerning the clapback comes directly from a high ranking FSU official:

The Seminoles are planning a gang'sta bash at Chuck E. Cheese that will kick-off at 11:00 am Easter Sunday. At 11:30 am sharp there will be an Easter egg hunt in which the Seminoles will paste upside down "U's" on each egg. They will also issue temporary tattoos reflecting an unshaven Manny Diaz with one of his front teeth blacked out (is that racist?). They are also going to purposely sing UM's Alma Mater...off key! Finally, to fire-up all of the attendees the Noles have hired a Barber Shop Quartet to sing...Who Let the Dogs Out!
 
Miami will be having it's coaching seminar. As instruction is passed on, as relationships grow, as the cheer increases within the mead hall, there will suddenly be the noise of song from another room. It will be Florida State's clapback.

Curious high school coaches will go to the door of the adjoining room. What sort of counter do the Seminoles have in mind?

The door is opened, and they will be greeted with cheer. With laughter. And with love.

Taggart will be donning the avatar that best represents FSU, and his assistants will be similarly costumed as characters from this beloved program.

 
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Knowing Willie is as cheezy as a mac n cheese buffet, he will probably do some type of corny **** like order 30 pizzas and send it to Manny's house, while he wait in the bushes next door to see Diaz response. He will try to record the event so that he can post it. The problem is, his dumb *** won't realize that his phone is in selfie mode, which means he will end up recording and then posting this.....
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Let him do it have Manny invite everyone over to eat a freebie on fsu.I'd to for a slice as Manny hands out a cold one.
 
Even better let the hs coaches get a couple slices pizza as they come back Manny will give a cold one to them and a hooker for dessert.Manny I'm sure will have a great counter offer.
 
Knowing Willie is as cheezy as a mac n cheese buffet, he will probably do some type of corny **** like order 30 pizzas and send it to Manny's house, while he wait in the bushes next door to see Diaz response. He will try to record the event so that he can post it. The problem is, his dumb *** won't realize that his phone is in selfie mode, which means he will end up recording and then posting this.....
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Bro manny is savage. They would order those 30 pizzas to his door then he would just throw a pizza party for recruits and make FSU look even dumber if that’s possible.
 
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The fun will occur after we curbstomp them this year, and Jefe, after trotting out to midfield for the post-game handshake, asks Willie why he didn't stop by for a beer at the Nike Clinic..

Better, he hands him a beer with, we missed you at the Nike Clinic.
 
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