Five-Star DE Jaiden Bryant Flips to Miami Hurricanes

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Negative Ghost Rider. I'm not man enough to "reach" the promised land due to the voluminous amount of ace I would have to venture through to cross that goal line. I would respectfully motorboat them tiddays tho.

I'm more of a skinny blonde girl type of dude. Think Margot Robbie. And yes, I know I have no chance with her... she's already taken and she's never seen my extremely handsome face and chubby dad bod. Or to keep things a little more age appropriate, think Crissy from Three's Company (then not now....she's been dead and I'm not into morgue-ing).

I disagree my Cane brother. I live by the old adage "Chunky Luvin today, Chunky Luvin tomorrow, Chunky Luvin Forever!!"

Always remember "Mas Planza Mas Chansa"

Go Canes
No tengo bastante pinga tocar el carne dulce.

That’s just the plain troof meng.
 
Since he’s coming back to the campus this weekend, does that mean we have a secret visitor for him to recruit (i.e. Jacobs 👀)
 


I found King Nola’s account on Twitter.(idk if it’s his but hilarious he’s referencing Lucas/bryant relationship lol)
There was a whole lotta estrogen flowing through King Nola when he posted that tweet
 
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