I can’t fathom how you all think you can defeat Pete in battle of words.
Let me give you all some context. I have it on good authority that has known at least one women in the biblical sense. Now many of you are probably saying “that sounds sinful” and while I agree, it’s also a demonstration of this man’s power of persuasion.
Every woman knows that carnal relations brings a risk of conception. At this point, you may be asking, “we the boss, you are talking pure nonsense. This is football board sir!” Well let me explain.
Women always envision what a potential child with their partner could look like. Now we get to the heart of my argument. Imagine the powers of persuasion it takes to convince a woman (even conceding their limited powers of reason) to assume the risk of this:
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You’d need the voice of Sinatra and the persuasiveness of a young Abe Lincoln to get a woman to take even the most remote risk that singular browed creature like that could be suckling at their chest.
In light of this evidence some of you continue to engage an oritor of this caliber in a rhetorical joist? Well to you brave souls I say:
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