MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[Mr. Dynasty1]

The Pirate just wins championships Everywhere he…..oh wait

The Pirate just wins Conference Championships everywhere he… oh wait

Smh

 

[GoCanes!!]

uhhh are we looking for a OC? why is this even a discussion?

 

[S.CarolinaCane]

Look at the roster he wins with. He gets the most out of who he brings in right away. I think Mario will get it right but not as fast as the Pirate would have.

And we would be giving up an average of 50 per game

 

[TemplarCane]

15-14 at Mississippi State, 8-12 in $EC.

Miami has 15+ years of problems, and Leach ain’t the solution.

 

[305to954]

Look at the roster he wins with. He gets the most out of who he brings in right away. I think Mario will get it right but not as fast as the Pirate would have.

Leach has been at Miss state since 2020..that includes a 4-7 year..7-6 year..hitting the portal hard..and retiring a veteran, very underrated roster

 

[Empirical Cane]

I never ever want to see a coach that doesn’t care about Defense at Miami..

We have coaches at Miami who seemingly to don't care or are competent for offense, defense, or special teams.

AT LEAST the Pirate* cares about 1/3.

*would KILL IT in SoFL

 

[Empirical Cane]

And we would be giving up an average of 50 per game

Miami gonna give that up starting with MTSU school for lame and blind loss.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

This Goofy MFer showed up at UM to interview in a Pirate suit...

 

[JHallCanes]

Post the Inday quote.

 

[Golsen82]

I never ever want to see a coach that doesn’t care about Defense at Miami..

Acc defenses are meh. Outscore everyone these days. Mississippi state and Leach would drop 80 on UNC

 

[cway313]

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Need to get this on a shirt.

 

[JHallCanes]

Need to get this on a shirt.

It must be complete with his avatar

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Acc defenses are meh. Outscore everyone these days. Mississippi state and Leach would drop 80 on UNC

And give up 82....and then have to listen to moronic statements throughout the week.

 

[Applecane]

We didn't get our ****s kicked. They beat us with like 3 60+ yard TDs cos our players are slow af. That's on them and the coaching for not adjusting, but it's not like we were dog walked.

Uh, we got our asses kicked…

 

[Empirical Cane]

USC looks efficient against ASU and then Sun Devils don't look that bad.

Miami is 'fəking light years away from this level of play....amd I mean ASU.

Not even same galaxy as product USC putting on field presently.

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

I never ever want to see a coach that doesn’t care about Defense at Miami..

Both Cristobal and Diaz cared about D but we still make 3rd string QBs look like Tom Brady. At least with Leach we might have the possibility of an entertaining high scoring game against a P5 once in a while. My expectations of UM football have fallen so far this is pretty much all I can hope for now.

 

[ddann]

15-14 at Mississippi State, 8-12 in $EC.

 

[Insanecane]

Wanted to make sure we’re all on the same sheet of music. I’ve heard rebuild already this year. Who makes the call on this? Usually every year about 4-5 games in our season the rebuild goblins come out and announce it. It always helps with understanding why the team ***** itself in big games against quality opponents like MTSU or LA Tech, or FIU etc.

So are we rebuilding then?

 

[blushrts]

How do I mute all references of "Leach" and "pirate" that are uttered on this site?

 

[mdpcane]