MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[GoCanes!!]

7-5 and new staff is absolutely a rebuild. I don't care what all the offseason gurus and all the hall of fame couch coaches on here have to say.

 

[canes_aaron]

rebuild or not, need to change the offensive scheme from what we have seen thus far

 

[TRick72]

Exactly. None of these guys are on the table. Mario will hire someone from Kentucky's staff.

As a bonus, That might just placate the fans that wanted Stoops instead

 

[Empirical Cane]

Wanted to make sure we’re all on the same sheet of music. I’ve heard rebuild already this year. Who makes the call on this? Usually every year about 4-5 games in our season the rebuild goblins come out and announce it. It always helps with understanding why the team ***** itself in big games against quality opponents like MTSU or LA Tech, or FIU etc.

So are we rebuilding then?

If you mean "rebuild" as in build upon the logo and uniforms, then yes.

Because there are very few players on current roster worth keeping.

 

[3GC]

I've been screaming Yost for 2yrs....Go Google his accomplishments. His 2019 and 2017 Offenses were Sick...Go look at the QBs he developed at Missouri.

Do you remember that guy always going Butch the God on here?
He turned me on to David Yost about 5 yrs ago.
I'd never heard if him, after looking him up,, i bought a blonde beatle wig..

 

[3GC]

I've been screaming Yost for 2yrs....Go Google his accomplishments. His 2019 and 2017 Offenses were Sick...Go look at the QBs he developed at Missouri.

He was at Oregon in 2016, my error..

 

[WaterburyCane]

You're a funny guy for even suggesting that nonsense.

We can't afford @Liberty City El!!!

 

[TheProf]

James Coley.
The offense is clearly missing a halfback pass in the snow.

This board these days would say the play call was good, Yearby just didn't execute.

 

[AUcane]

Did I miss something? Is gattis on his way out?

No way Gattis survives beyond this year

 

[GOCANES05]

We fire coaches every 2-3 years while it takes 2-3 years to rebuild making them rich while coaching other teams and getting paid (twice) the following years.

GOCANES

 

[BS85]

****, it really is rinse and repeat almost annually. ******* sad

 

[BS85]

Same guy would be doing the hiring though.

If he doesn't get it by now, he never will. Next OC hire will tell us everything.....that or last OC hire already told us everything. I think there's still some hope though.

 

[TheEye]

For some reason our fans look at the logos on our schedule and chaulk up automatic wins. That culture is in the locker room too.

 

[BS85]

If Mario starts looking now he might have someone in place by spring…well maybe

I get annoyed every time his dumbass process is mentioned....it has obviously never worked that well in his OC hire. Honestly, the staff is pretty good but there are a few who are absolutely overpaid and should go with Gattis. He could make his.hires in a week or two like everyone else and probably.get better results.

 

[BS85]

Wanted to make sure we’re all on the same sheet of music. I’ve heard rebuild already this year. Who makes the call on this? Usually every year about 4-5 games in our season the rebuild goblins come out and announce it. It always helps with understanding why the team ***** itself in big games against quality opponents like MTSU or LA Tech, or FIU etc.

So are we rebuilding then?

Not yet a rebuild, still tearing it down

 

[AUcane]

7-5 and new staff is absolutely a rebuild. I don't care what all the offseason gurus and all the hall of fame couch coaches on here have to say.

Sonny dykes likes this

2025 is our year, guysm!

 

[TheEye]

Our coach has a 10 year contract, but let’s talk about how other coaches would have been better.

 

[Yoyo82]

🚨🚨 MIAMI RECORD PREDICTION POLL 🚨🚨

No fluff. No gifs. No "Mario Era". No CMC effect (for the love of God). Just put your number down and tell the folks why you feel that way.

www.canesinsight.com

99% of us predicted 8-4 or better
90% predicted 9-3 or better

Nobody thought this was a "rebuild" until MTSU beat us...

 

[Boarcane]

Wanted to make sure we’re all on the same sheet of music. I’ve heard rebuild already this year. Who makes the call on this? Usually every year about 4-5 games in our season the rebuild goblins come out and announce it. It always helps with understanding why the team ***** itself in big games against quality opponents like MTSU or LA Tech, or FIU etc.

So are we rebuilding then?

Definitely! Looking for a better fanbase too. Any ideas

 

[Gables Canes]

We have a legit gripe about Kiffin and Stoops. Pirate? Not so much.