MEGA Everything & Everybody Sucks Megathread for Miserable Mopes & Sorry Slurpers (aka The Basura Bin)

[Gables Canes]

We don’t use the word rebuild until the losses start to pile up. These were the same people calling for 9-3 and a sure fire coastal title.

 

[San Amaro Dr]

For the sake of not being uptempo no huddle my pick is Jeff Grimes.

 

[mdpcane]

 

[bornagaincane]

Look at the roster he wins with. He gets the most out of who he brings in right away. I think Mario will get it right but not as fast as the Pirate would have.

Microwave mentality

 

[MiamisMoperiestMopes]

I didnt/don’t want leach but it I don’t think It would be markedly different record wise than what we have had over the years. At least the book isn’t closed yet on Mario.

 

[LatinCane]

Almost every year I think that we do not need to rebuild, that we just need a tweak or two. Almost every year I am wrong.

 

[Insanecane]

That man just whooped a Texas A&M club our sorry asses couldn’t score a touchdown against by dropping 42 on em. TFOH with Leach being a bad coach nonsense. If he is bad then what do we got?

 

[WestEndZone]

This again?

 

[AUcane]

Wanted to make sure we’re all on the same sheet of music. I’ve heard rebuild already this year. Who makes the call on this? Usually every year about 4-5 games in our season the rebuild goblins come out and announce it. It always helps with understanding why the team ***** itself in big games against quality opponents like MTSU or LA Tech, or FIU etc.

So are we rebuilding then?

The rebuild goblins are starting to poke their head out. Lots of “culture” and “Mario needs to bring in his guys” comments hinting at a rebuilding process. The ambiguous “culture” one, though, is gaining a lot of steam

 

[UMercury21]

he's also been at Ole Miss for like 6 years. STFU already. Yall expected to much. and sound like entitled hoes

everyone also said ole miss is going to suck this year and lane was supposed to jump ship last year bc all his talent graduate/was drafted.

 

[rt cane]

I like what we got, coz I have never laughed so hard watching an offense like ours. Football is supposed to be fun and the middle Tennessee game was hysterical. I watched it twice.

 

[harphong]

Don't laugh,,
David Yost, got clocked at FIU last week. But so does everyone.
25 years of innovative offence, players loved him,,even was at Oregon in 2020.
Imagine 40 thousand screaming fans wearing Yost wigs.
HRS would be fun instead the morgue it is now..

I could scream YOSSSSST QUEEEEN!

I'll settle for POOOONCE me!

 

[miamimike305]

Jon Gruden

 

[HakaCane]

James Coley.
The offense is clearly missing a halfback pass in the snow.

 

[miamimike305]

Max has 11 yards in the first half…

Meanwhile in CG…

Who’s their HC? You think he has the possibility of leaving NDS and come be a O coordinator just like the Toledo HC

 

[Empirical Cane]

Watching this USC game, our Canes are simply incapable of executing a succeasful D1P5 offense.

JFC.

 

[KrazyCane]

Art Briles

 

[Handsome Squidbum]

Bob Bratkowski
Gary Stevens
Chan Gailey
Paul Pasqualoni
Herm Edwards
**** Jauron
Kirk Herbstreit

What are Mike Bobo and Chud up to

 

[Canedude08]

Every year, some fan tries this, EVERY SINGLE YEAR, Leach shows that he's an okay coach, that does well at schools where the expectations are in the toilet. Dude wins one game he shouldn't and then go on to lose 4-5 games and finish in the middle of the pack. Then again, as any person with an IQ above room temperature will tell you, we have some idiots in our fanbase that fall in love with coaches for some of the most random reasons.

 

[canes_aaron]

didnt Candle turn us down?