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[RyanCane26]

UM Press Release: After an exhaustive national search, we are pleased to announce the hiring of Demarcus VanDyke (or Joel Rodriguez) as our 10th on-field coach.

Mike Zuckerman. I’d bet my left nut on it.

 

[Coach Macho]

Funny to find out they allow middle schoolers to coach football......

This middle schooler will beat your a$$ though.

 

[1LuvCane]

This middle schooler will beat your a$$ though.

I'm sure he will. I'm shaking in fear.....

 

[kryptonite]

Nobody can loosen up that dude. Sphincter tighter than a tefloned nut and bolt.

Wouldn't teflon actually loosen the nut?

 

[1LuvCane]

Wouldn't teflon actually loosen the nut?

Sucked the wind right out of me , krypto.....

 

[kryptonite]

Sucked the wind right out of me , krypto.....

Everybody tells me I'm super good at sucking.

 

[1LuvCane]

Everybody tells me I'm super good at sucking.

They're just hating, friend.

 

[kryptonite]

They're just hating, friend.

I suspected they might be.

 

[Coach Macho]

I'm sure he will. I'm shaking in fear.....

MEET ME!

 

[1LuvCane]

MEET ME!

You getting itchy, kid?

 

[mdpcane]

Please get on the Newcomer Award thread and Vote for OriginalGatorHater ... thanks

 

[Geddy Lee]

You getting itchy, kid?

I’m itchy....idk if it’s crabs or something else.

 

[1LuvCane]

I’m itchy....idk if it’s crabs or something else.

I heard if you pour some vodka on them....

 

[Tee3000]

the truth of the matter is richt has a track record of bringing in good assistants and he has a good reputation in coaching circles. plenty of guys will want this job as they know they can use it to step up to an HC job. i am more worried about the offense than the defense.

Based on what exactly?

If he's soooo good then why is he continuing to give coaches their first shot at coaching in college a job at Miami.

Dugans and Brown played for him? Searls sucks.

He is absolute garbage and the coaches he can pull are ***