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BostonCanes47 said:
You can stay at my place. My wife’s boyfriend is staying over too so we will have to bunk together in the guest room if that’s okay with you
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FastChad said:
It really wasn’t a big deal. I was dating a sweet girl from Colombia and rented a place a few miles outside of Dollywood to impress her. It had a spectacular kitchen.

I had to leave for an afternoon to deliver fence panels to someone and she decided to start cooking/selling tacos while I was gone. Apparently, running a “commercial kitchen“ out of someone’s Airbnb is against their rules. Some ****ed off neighbor ratted us out. Since it was rented under my name, I’m now blacklisted.
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Colombian girls and their Tacos have been the downfall of many a great man.
 
Kudos to OP! We’re thoroughly distracted and entertained in the midst of a yet again reversion to what we are.
 
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FastChad said:
I’ve decided that I’m traveling to Miami for the game this weekend and was hoping someone on the board would be kind enough to take me in for a few nights. I don’t know what y’all have going on down there but your hotels are pricey. Airbnb isn’t an option for me due to a misunderstanding.

Don’t worry, I don’t intend to be a free loader. I’m willing to pay a pro-rated share of utilities as long as your home or apartment is reasonably energy efficient and I will bring some frozen corn dogs and other tasty stuff. I threw a party last weekend and someone brought one of those big bags of flavored popcorn that has barely even been opened.

A bed would be ideal but a couch will suffice. Beggars can’t be choosers if you know what I mean. I’m hoping to get a deal by scalping a ticket at the last minute, but will gladly sit with you if you have an extra ticket.

Serious replies only please.
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Coach Prime has a spare room. How are you at foot rubs?
 
How are you with vicious dogs? Last trainer lost a hand and I have been looking for a live in replacement. I am however, in Cape Coral, about 2 hours from the stadium. I love popcorn, so that bag would have to be more than 3/4 full.
 
SWFLSWAGG17 said:
How are you with vicious dogs? Last trainer lost a hand and I have been looking for a live in replacement. I am however, in Cape Coral, about 2 hours from the stadium. I love popcorn, so that bag would have to be more than 3/4 full.
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I’m not sure about vicious ones, but I like dogs. I used to have an awesome terrier-beagle mix but it kept getting out and running to my ex-girlfriend’s place. After the third time, I just let her keep it.
 
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FastChad said:
I’m not sure about vicious ones, but I like dogs. I used to have an awesome terrier-beagle mix but it kept getting out and running to my ex-girlfriend’s place. After the third time, I just let her keep it.
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this place is as good as any
 
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