Anyone have a place for me to crash?

[423Hurricane]

Push mower!

Uphill!

 

[TheU1984]

I’m typically fairly astute… but really cannot tell if this is real. Is this real?

 

[cway313]

This is what Miami fans needed @FastChad.

 

[JHallCanes]

What kind of sick **** uses Tinder on a desktop

 

[JamesQuall]

Uphill!

Both ways.

And in a blizzard!

 

[TRick72]

Agreed. A boomer I met on a home brewing message board let me stay at his place for a game at UVA a few years ago. His wife made me mow their yard the next day and it was easily over an acre. I’ve been pretty careful about screening hosts since then.

 

[JamesQuall]

What kind of sick **** uses Tinder on a desktop

Is it worse that it looks like they're on an iPad?

 

[JHallCanes]

Is it worse that it looks like they're on an iPad?

Tablet people are the worst

Like just make up your mind

 

[Odysseus]

 

[JayCane20]

Change your name to Fat Chad and Paranos might have a place for you

 

[CANEMC]

expedia.com

 

[BostonCanes47]

You can stay at my place. My wife’s boyfriend is staying over too so we will have to bunk together in the guest room if that’s okay with you

 

[miamicanephins]

Agreed. A boomer I met on a home brewing message board let me stay at his place for a game at UVA a few years ago. His wife made me mow their yard the next day and it was easily over an acre. I’ve been pretty careful about screening hosts since then.

Was any bush work involved?

Asking for potential hosts.

 

[FastChad]

expedia.com

If this post doesn’t work out, that’s my fallback plan. I found a place by the airport that could work, but the couch looks too familiar and is giving me some bad vibes.

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

Agreed. A boomer I met on a home brewing message board let me stay at his place for a game at UVA a few years ago. His wife made me mow their yard the next day and it was easily over an acre. I’ve been pretty careful about screening hosts since then.

How’d the wife look?

 

[TRick72]

You can stay at my place. My wife’s boyfriend is staying over too so we will have to bunk together in the guest room if that’s okay with you

 

[FastChad]

How’d the wife look?

A less hot, older version of Flo from Progressive. She was one of those women that shouldn’t turn you on, but something about her would make you give it a go just out of curiosity.

 

[Caned Peach]

Mowing the yard, even an acre, was a small price to pay. LOL.

May have been Tinder code for manscaping.

 

[S.CarolinaCane]

In all honesty, this in one of the better threads I have seen.

 

[caneworld]

Do you carry?