Anyone have a place for me to crash?

[PIPO]

I’ve decided that I’m traveling to Miami for the game this weekend and was hoping someone on the board would be kind enough to take me in for a few nights. I don’t know what y’all have going on down there but your hotels are pricey. Airbnb isn’t an option for me due to a misunderstanding.

Don’t worry, I don’t intend to be a free loader. I’m willing to pay a pro-rated share of utilities as long as your home or apartment is reasonably energy efficient and I will bring some frozen corn dogs and other tasty stuff. I threw a party last weekend and someone brought one of those big bags of flavored popcorn that has barely even been opened.

A bed would be ideal but a couch will suffice. Beggars can’t be choosers if you know what I mean. I’m hoping to get a deal by scalping a ticket at the last minute, but will gladly sit with you if you have an extra ticket.

Serious replies only please.

I found you a place. It’s FREE!! You just need to get an Uber:

Coordinates:

25.64815° N, 80.44854° W

 

[Caned Peach]

Do you carry?

 

[#1cane]

I found you a place. It’s FREE!! You just need to get an Uber:

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Coordinates:

25.64815° N, 80.44854° W

If its free its for me. thanks

 

[PIPO]

If its free its for me. thanks

It is. I just drove past it. Been there a few days.

 

[FastChad]

It is. I just drove past it. Been there a few days.

That would be epic to have it towed into the tailgating lots since I assume it won’t run. You think its really free?

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

Have you tried grinder.com? They have a terrific reputation for finding openings.

 

[Empirical Cane]

"...His wife made me mow their yard the next day and it was easily over an acre..."

This is a clean board.

What kind of perv sick reference is this!?

 

[FastChad]

Ah yes, poor Mr Internet Stranger Airbnb was definitely in the wrong. I'd love to hear the story of what happened.

We as a board collectively welcome you. I'm sure all of us who live within 3,000 miles of the stadium will gladly host you.

It really wasn’t a big deal. I was dating a sweet girl from Colombia and rented a place a few miles outside of Dollywood to impress her. It had a spectacular kitchen.

I had to leave for an afternoon to deliver fence panels to someone and she decided to start cooking/selling tacos while I was gone. Apparently, running a “commercial kitchen“ out of someone’s Airbnb is against their rules. Some ****ed off neighbor ratted us out. Since it was rented under my name, I’m now blacklisted.

 

[TallyCaneFan]

This thread delivers. Just can't quite figure what it's delivering...

 

[Unsider]

monkeys dancing tells us all we need to know.

I worry his browser history is the Tinder tab on the way to CIS, which puts us as a desperation choice…

 

[Ghurd8]

You can stay at my place. My wife’s boyfriend is staying over too so we will have to bunk together in the guest room if that’s okay with you

 

[plantcity3]

lol While yall BSing, Im coming down for the Clemson games by myself. I think im going to find a HS game to hit up Friday night. Either a big matchup or check out one of our local commits. Besides that I dont know what to get into. I need some recommendations on food spot (preferably soul/Caribbean food), and other things to get into Friday night/Saturday up until its time to go to the stadium.

I also need suggestions on parking lots to park in and tailgate options for a loner like me

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

 

[miamicanephins]

It really wasn’t a big deal. I was dating a sweet girl from Colombia and rented a place a few miles outside of Dollywood to impress her. It had a spectacular kitchen.

I had to leave for an afternoon to deliver fence panels to someone and she decided to start cooking/selling tacos while I was gone. Apparently, running a “commercial kitchen“ out of someone’s Airbnb is against their rules. Some ****ed off neighbor ratted us out. Since it was rented under my name, I’m now blacklisted.

Do you have a bikini pic of the Columbian girl? I may have a room that may open up.

 

[UMFarArcher]

I’ve decided that I’m traveling to Miami for the game this weekend and was hoping someone on the board would be kind enough to take me in for a few nights. I don’t know what y’all have going on down there but your hotels are pricey. Airbnb isn’t an option for me due to a misunderstanding.

Don’t worry, I don’t intend to be a free loader. I’m willing to pay a pro-rated share of utilities as long as your home or apartment is reasonably energy efficient and I will bring some frozen corn dogs and other tasty stuff. I threw a party last weekend and someone brought one of those big bags of flavored popcorn that has barely even been opened.

A bed would be ideal but a couch will suffice. Beggars can’t be choosers if you know what I mean. I’m hoping to get a deal by scalping a ticket at the last minute, but will gladly sit with you if you have an extra ticket.

Serious replies only please.

I take it that you're not an Event Planner.

 

[Canestomp]

As a host.. I've heard that line before

The misunderstanding

 

[423Hurricane]

Post in thread 'Message Board Geniuses'
https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/message-board-geniuses.185837/post-6817309

 

[Virgil Cane24]

Go Canes!

 

[JohnnyYoung]

Ah yes, poor Mr Internet Stranger Airbnb was definitely in the wrong. I'd love to hear the story of what happened.

We as a board collectively welcome you. I'm sure all of us who live within 3,000 miles of the stadium will gladly host you.

Sorry, my pirate ship is just out of radius.

 

[PIPO]

That would be epic to have it towed into the tailgating lots since I assume it won’t run. You think its really free?

Yes! The owner has a fruit & vegetable stand. I stopped in to get some fruit and I asked him out of curiosity.

Somehow I thought of Breaking Bad in that instance