Anyone have a place for me to crash?

See answers above. Long story short, I drove down with a buddy that we call Mauldin and we were supposed to meet up with someone at a club. The place asked us for $80 just to enter and gave him a hard time about his jeans and Crocs. We said “**** that” and texted the guy to meet us at Waffle House. That never happened so we had to chalk up cash and stay at a place called Miami Gardens Inn and Suites. It was pretty nice and we each had a bed.

We slept in, microwaved the corn dogs before they went bad and headed to stadium around 4 o’clock. Y’all’s tailgate scene was not bad. My bag of popcorn was a big hit. I fortunately don’t have a clear recollection of the last hour of the game, but do remember throwing my phone against the wall in the bathroom at the casino after losing the rest of my cash in only two hands of blackjack. Got separated from my friend and it took until Sunday afternoon to find each other. We decided to stay another night and partied big, ironically around a bunch of little people. I did hook up which was nice. I wasn’t entirely sure if it was really a chick because of all the weird stuff we saw at the party. I can’t tell you how relieved I was when I realized my gamble paid off.

All in all, I would rate the trip an 8 out of 10. That will change to a 9 if I don’t end up having to go to the clinic later this week. If any of y’all need a place to stay next time y’all play in Clemson, feel free to hit me up.
Good sir, I've seen and done my fair of trolling on these boards, and this is quality work. Makes me yearn for the days of the guysm guy and the *** Buckeye bodybuilder. Hat tip.
 
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